No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Make Me A Sandwich

...NOW! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,184 New From Wilton & Cox: Dual Bladed Sword Cane . New this season, we have a sword cane for the man who might find himself accosted by more than one ruffian. Made of finest oak, when a secret release trigger in the center of the cane … Continue reading No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Make Me A Sandwich →

My Grandson, The Time Dude

...we are very proud of him . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,182 Hot Spots: Herak's Tower . Oh yeah, old Herak's Tower! That was a miserable job, that was. 200 feet tall, high rising stairs and hotter that demon piss. Fuckin' fire lovin' creatures everywhere. Ask Mina there about the flame flies. Hahaha! … Continue reading My Grandson, The Time Dude →

Mrs. Wangdoodle Climbs A Mountain

...in her housecoat and slippers! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,180 Hot Spots: Po'Eox 3 . This is a Hell Planet. Temperatures on the surface average about 180 degrees and can hit 250 in some areas. There is almost no surface water and what there is will poison you. The 50 hour day … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Climbs A Mountain →

How To Deal With Naughty Aliens

...beat the shit out of them! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,178 Hot Spots: Mount Tromagor . Located in the northwestern corner of Driamus, Mount Tromagor is a 13,000 foot tall volcano covered in gas vents, geysers, mud pots and several small flows of fast moving lava. Every hundred yearsor so, it erupts, … Continue reading How To Deal With Naughty Aliens →

Sklob!

...accept no substitutes! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,176 You've Found A...: Power Belt . Hey, Duke, whatcha got there, boy? Did you find something dead, cos I'm not...HOLY SHIT! That's a power belt just like Mr. Justice wears! I heard it give him his super strength and stuff. Wow! This one looks … Continue reading Sklob! →

The Happily Goofy, Yet Sadly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Long Overdue Retirement

...co-starring her little dog, Snoodles Yes, after years and years of usually being the first subject line of the month, Mostly Purple Patty is retiring...at least for a couple of years. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,174 You've Found A...: Sea Chest . Well now, young Ian, let's see what ya got here. … Continue reading The Happily Goofy, Yet Sadly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Long Overdue Retirement →