Jackie Held The Chicken

…for about 200 miles
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The Doclopedia #2,308

Oh No!: The Skurn Arises!

Citizens of the Great Nation, hear this message from the High Holy Twidwit of the Church of the Great Creator! Hear it and OBEY!

Be it known that the Skurn is rising from the great Bog of Death! All who are in the Skurn’s path will be devoured or crushed! As foretold in the Most Sacred Books of Gelganar, the Skurn will not stop until the land has been cleared of all humanoid life. Then, the Skurn will rest and wait for those who hide! He will wait 300 years before returning to the Bog of Death!

Run ye now with those possessions you can carry! Go unto one of the 19 Great Towers, where you will be guided to an underground city the Skurn cannot reach! There, we shall wait out the 300 years, then return to a surface world swept clean of vile sinners and heretics!

Flee! Flee now! The Skurn is coming!