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The Doclopedia #2,349
Stop And Think!: Before You Enter That Dungeon
This place is called “The Dungeon of the Hungry Undead” for a reason. What the hell do you think those hungry undead eat, buttered scones? Pizza? Fish and chips?
NO! They eat LIVING FLESH! You know, the stuff that you, your fellow adventurers, and your two henchmen are MADE OF! You lot are a walking all you can eat buffet for those horrid undead monstrosities. They will overwhelm you and rip the flesh from your bones! You will die a terrifying death, screaming all the while.
And why? For loot? Fortune and glory?
Perhaps you ought to rethink this. Maybe just go try “The Dungeon of Half Blind and Arthritic Kobolds” instead.
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