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The Doclopedia #2,373
DUCKS!: Fanny, The Miracle Duck
“Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Gather ’round over here while I tell you about Fannie, the world famous Miracle Duck! Hatched in the wilds of China, this ordinary looking white duck has proven again and again that she understands spoken English and is gifted with the power to predict the future! She has done these miraculous things on 4 continents, often for the rulers of countries, as well as for both men of science and men of the cloth. Fed only the most expensive of grains, as well as a secret mix of herbs from a remote Mongolian valley, Fanny is believed to be 90 years old. A true miracle, bestowed upon this amazing fowl by powers beyond our mortal realm.
Yes, folks, for one thin dime, a mere tenth of a dollar, you can come inside the tent and watch Fanny answer questions from audience members. So line up and have your money ready, because the show starts in 15 minutes!”
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