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The Doclopedia #2,518
In Case Of Emergency: Drink This Potion
Good Sir, Madame, or Other: Despite the no doubt perilous nature of your emergency, please read the following before drinking this potion. If your answer to one or more is yes, then proceed to drinking it.
1: Are you in a life threatening situation from which there is no hope whatsoever of escape?
2: Are you close to death from an injury?
3:Are you in a situation that will imminently lead to either of the above?
On Drinking The Potion: Note that it is best to take a deep breath, hold it, and drink the entire flask as quickly as you can. You may want to hold your nose, too. Once consumed, the powerful magic of the potion will soon have you out of the danger you were in, fully healed, and safely away.
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