…and not to gamble
The Doclopedia #3,515
The Unusual Suspects: Abigail, Beatrice, and Catherine
(A tip of the old bandana to Peter Hildreth for inspiring this theme.)
“Calling All Cars, Calling All Cars! Be on the lookout for three young girls, ages 11, 10, and 9. There are wearing dresses and sun hats. All three are blonde, two with green eyes, one with blue eyes. They will be carrying satchels containing money. Their names are Abigail, Beatrice, and Catherine Redmond. They are wanted for questioning concerning the bank robbery at Western Farmer’s Bank. That is all.”
“Dispatch, this is Car 32. Is this a joke? Three little girls robbed a bank?”
“Calling All Cars, Calling All Cars! This is not a joke. Be aware that we are informed that at least two of the girls should be considered armed and dangerous. Proceed with caution. That is all.”
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