Grace Buys A New Wand

...a really snazzy one The Doclopedia #3,393 Odd Jewelry: The Warm Necklace Now we come to Lot 14, which could not look more ordinary, yet is in fact most extraordinary. Looking at it, one sees an ordinary silver necklace composed of three interwoven strands of fine links. The clasp is quite simple. Truly nothing unique … Continue reading Grace Buys A New Wand →

Fingers And Toes On A Plate

...EWWW! The Doclopedia #3,392 Odd Jewelry: The Yellow Eyed Amulet Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Price & Karloff Auction House. Tonight we will be taking bids on some extremely rare and unusual jewelry that until recently was in the possession of Professor Zane, leader of the unfortunate expedition into the ruins of Barzhkala. We … Continue reading Fingers And Toes On A Plate →

Oiling Up The Sex Droids

...gotta have that lube The Doclopedia #3,391 Zombies 101: Giant Zombies Yes, my Queen, we saw them with our own eyes. Up near the town of Triple Falls it was. The hill giants, 16 footers, was sleeping when a dozen zombies silently came out of the woods and attacked them. Yes, Your Highness, the giants … Continue reading Oiling Up The Sex Droids →

More Songs About String And Waffles

...blueberry waffles The Doclopedia #3,390 Zombies 101: Werezombies What happens when a zombie infects a werewolf in human form? This sort of shit happens! You get a fuckin' undead werewolf that's way harder to kill than a normal one,but it's also faster, stronger and more vicious than any zombie. The good thing about 'em is … Continue reading More Songs About String And Waffles →

The Bigger Than Life, But Still Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Crazy Hot Dog Machine

...co-starring her older sister, Partly Puce Paloma The Doclopedia #3,389 Zombies 101: Fast/Smart Zombies These motherfuckers are the ones to watch out for. They can run and think. If they get the slightest edge on you, you're fucked. These are the type that took out those 30 Marines over in Collinsville last year. Christ, they've … Continue reading The Bigger Than Life, But Still Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Crazy Hot Dog Machine →