...and it involves a pig, a mule and $5.60 The Doclopedia #842 Special Cases: The Traveling Suitcase Yet another case that can take you places, this large suitcase made in 1931 is covered in stickers from cities all over the world. 89 of them, to be precise. To travel to any one of … Continue reading This Week’s Episode: Nellie Teaches Mack A Lesson
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Automatic Lizards
...say goodbye to those old manual lizards The Doclopedia #839 Special Cases: The Marvelous Case Of Wine Wine lovers would kill to own this, because once you put a bottle in each of the 24 slots of this case, the exact same bottle will always appear in that slot when you take a bottle … Continue reading Automatic Lizards
Lester Fenwick, Super Plumber!
...faster than a speeding hair clog! Once again, we end one theme and go right into the next! The Doclopedia #835 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: Cool Sounding Weapons List 1: The Sword of Mighty Power 2: +3 Shotgun of Zombie Slaying 3: Bullwhip of Strangling 4: The Battle Axe of … Continue reading Lester Fenwick, Super Plumber!
The Great San Diego Barbecue Explosion Of 1978
... doofus + too much charcoal lighter + lid on kettle grill = BOOM! The Doclopedia #832 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: Annoying Animal List 1: Yappy Fox 2: Horny Buffalo 3: Insane Cat 4: Flatulent Horse 5: Inquisitive Hippo 6: Excitable Dog 7: Itchy Lion 8: Insecure Gorilla 9: Paranoid Cow 10: … Continue reading The Great San Diego Barbecue Explosion Of 1978
The Rare And Beautiful Gong Cows Of Potawango Island
...they don't moo, they gong Today, we end the Weights & Measures theme and begin the Random Tables In Search Of An RPG theme. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #827 Weights & Measures: 4,000 Pounds Yep, that there is a full growed Blue Herffle. She weighs in at 4,000 pounds, which is pretty much average, bub. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Gong Cows Of Potawango Island
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Would You Care For A Feel Good Cookie?
...and maybe a glass of happy milk? The Doclopedia #824 Weights & Measures: 8,471 Miles Yes, folks, 8,471 miles is the length of the Mysterious Yellow Stripe thay appeared during the night in Canada, the United States & Mexico. This meandering strip of what appears to be paint of some sort, starts in Northern … Continue reading Would You Care For A Feel Good Cookie?
Dog Rice: The Perfect Food?
...for dogs! The Doclopedia #821 Weights & Measures: 56.75 Pounds 16.75 pounds is the weight of the dead alien that was pulled from a small spacecraft that crashed onto the field during Superbowl XXXIV. Given that tens of millions of people from around the world witnessed the event, which killed 5 players and injured … Continue reading Dog Rice: The Perfect Food?
Chapter 577: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By Ted The Basset Hound And A Halfwitted American, Breaks Into The Church Bank And Steals A Ton Of Gold
...the American was of little use, actually. The Doclopedia #819 Weights & Measures: 1.25 Cups This is the volume of the Great Protoplasmic Blob when it was initially created by Professor Kimbly on May 3rd, 1883, just 21 days before it destroyed London. At first, the GPB was kind of cute, in a blobby … Continue reading Chapter 577: In Which Our Hero, Assisted By Ted The Basset Hound And A Halfwitted American, Breaks Into The Church Bank And Steals A Ton Of Gold
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Wakes Up The Golem
...and then you can't find the right rabbi The Doclopedia #817 It's In The Bag!: The Silk Pouch “You...you're Sally Smithfield? Heh...I thought you'd be taller. Huh, what? Oh, Conrad...Orville Conrad. But..*cough, cough*...that's not important. No, not enough time for an ambulance. Those Nazi bastards got me good. Now you listen, Sally. You've gotta...*cough, cough, … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Wakes Up The Golem
Primitive Peonies Polluted My Poppies
...now my poppies must try to live with that The Doclopedia #816 It's In The Bag!: The Burlap Sack “Lem! Lem! Oh Lordy, Lem, you gotta see this! It's a piece off one of them outer space ships like they write about in them magazines down at Foster's Store! I seen the ship an' … Continue reading Primitive Peonies Polluted My Poppies
Interesting Facts About Birds
...titmice are not mice and they have no tits The Doclopedia #815 It's In The Bag!: The Black Plastic Garbage Bag “Oh my lord! Jimmy Eversol, you scared five years growth off of me! Hon, you need to cough or something when you walk up behind a person. Oh there, it's ok. You just … Continue reading Interesting Facts About Birds
Tune In Next Week For…The Adventures Of Aircat!
...sponsored by Cat's Deli The Doclopedia #813 It's In The Bag!: The Brown Paper Bag “Now listen, Eddie, cos this is real simple. You an' Tony are gonna get in his car and drive out to Long Island to the address I give you. When you get there, you give this Dr. Sindawal guy … Continue reading Tune In Next Week For…The Adventures Of Aircat!
Adventure Module Y-1: Attack Of The Gopher People
...the first of a trilogy The Doclopedia #810 My Evil Twin: Edmund (Edmund Metheny) The Evil Twin of Edmund Metheny is Edmund Metheny, a humorless S.O.B. who fell trough an interdimensional rift into our universe. This dominating, cruel and heartless scumbag is the band of Edmund's existence. In addition, Evil Twin Ed has … Continue reading Adventure Module Y-1: Attack Of The Gopher People
The Adventure Of The Cornwall Creeper
...as told by Dr. John H. Watson, MD The Doclopedia #808 My Evil Twin: La Strega (Diane Russom Harrison) Nobody knows for sure why La Strega is spying on Diane, but she insists that “that bitch” is, in fact, watching her every move. Actually, nobody in Diane's family has ever even seen La Strega, … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Cornwall Creeper
Six Million Yellow Hippos
...your mental image for the day The Doclopedia #806 My Evil Twin: Arthur Whitmore (Brandon Blackmoor) For the first 25 years of his life, Brandon Blackmoor was completely unaware that he even had an Evil Twin. Oh sure, every once in a while he'd notice a shadowy figure watching him from an alley, but he … Continue reading Six Million Yellow Hippos
Pee Wee Santos And The Death Ride Of Terror
...for years after that, Pee Wee had a nervous tic The Doclopedia #805 My Evil Twin: Zimondo (Simon Rogers) No doubt about it, Simon Rogers was a darned good looking man. With his devilish good looks and impeccable fashion sense, Simon was admired by men and lusted after by women. He looked so good … Continue reading Pee Wee Santos And The Death Ride Of Terror
I Rested My Kindle On An IPad In A Nook
...and suddenly gained super powers! The Doclopedia #804 My Evil Twin: Francis Mary (Mary Garrett) Mary Francis was, by and large, a very nice lady. Everyone she met agreed that she was helpful, pleasant and generally not a troublemaker. She was just a really sweet and average kind of person. When her Evil Twin, … Continue reading I Rested My Kindle On An IPad In A Nook
Not In This Issue: Cookies, Smelt And Canadian Humor
...despite the fact that I know many humorous Canadians The Doclopedia #803 The Birds & The Bees: Making Love The Mutant Way Well, it all depends on what kind of mutant you are, don't it? I mean, if your a human/dog mutant, the sex is all casual and such. Oh, sure once it … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Cookies, Smelt And Canadian Humor
Handsome Joe Has A Dream
...he dreams about hotdogs and a new squeaky toy. The Doclopedia #800 The Birds & The Bees: Sex on Altairus 3 The Important thing to remember, young hatchling, it that every female receptive to breeding is an insane female. If you do not approach them properly, they will slay you, then eat you. Approach … Continue reading Handsome Joe Has A Dream
One Does Not Just Dance Into Mordor Gangnam Style
...if you do, cave trolls will smash you flat The Doclopedia #798 The Birds & The Bees: Sex in Fantasy Land It's like this, son: when a prince and a princess want to be together, the princess first has to get cursed in some way by an evil witch or stepmother or some other … Continue reading One Does Not Just Dance Into Mordor Gangnam Style
Damn You, Dancing Elks, For Being So Talented
... oh, how we hate your graceful elegance The Doclopedia #795 New Products For Geeks: Dungeons & Donuts Attention gaming geeks, a new shop is opening in your area: Dungeons & Donuts. Now you can enjoy a wide variety of fresh hot donuts, delicious coffee & hot cocoa and great gaming! We have large … Continue reading Damn You, Dancing Elks, For Being So Talented
Frog Collector Magazine
... now monthly! The Doclopedia #793 New Products For Geeks: Steampunk Crunch If you're a fan of steampunk, you'll love new Steampunk Crunch! It has tasty oat & rice cereal in the shape of gears with delicious berry flavored goggles, ray guns, top hats and airships! Sweetened with real honey and packed with vitamins, … Continue reading Frog Collector Magazine
It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Drops The Soap
...even then, somebody may be having fun The Doclopedia #791 Guardians: The Guardian of the Eye Deep in the uncharted jungles of southeast Asia, carved from the living rock of a remote mountain, is a statue of the Great God Aggamar and set in his forehead is the All Seeing Eye of Aggamar. The … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Somebody Drops The Soap
My Life Among The People Who Pretend To Be Other People
...and carry around lots of dice The Doclopedia #789 Guardians: Billy the Bear It was lonely as hell, way out in the Sierra Nevada Mountains where Jonas McCabe had his gold mine. So, when Jonas found an orphan California grizzly bear cub, he decided he’d found a friend, too. Named the little feller Billy … Continue reading My Life Among The People Who Pretend To Be Other People
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