...AKA my living room Here, reposted as I've done every December since 2004... The Twelve Dog Days Of Christmas Words by Roscoe Theodore Cross “On the first day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…a tree on which I could pee!” “On the second day of Christmas, my humans gave to me…two pounds of meat … Continue reading Direct From Dogland
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Sasha & Lucy Invent A Robot
...to feed them treats Hi Ho, Gentle Readers! Today, we start the not necessarily daily return of the Doclopedia. Our theme, in honor of the season, is Alt. Santa Claus. The Doclopedia #894 Alt. Santa Claus: Santa Claws On CatEarth, Santa is a large chubby tabby cat who brings cat toys and other goodies to … Continue reading Sasha & Lucy Invent A Robot
The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast
...featuring her pet pig, Antonio So I almost wrote a novel, with commentary on how it came to this. This year, I plunged headlong into NaNoWriMo and, by virtue of determination, lack of sleep and madness, cranked out 50,551 words that added up to about 95% of a first draft for a novel that might … Continue reading The Seriously Delayed, But Still Quite Holiday Oriented, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Roast Beast
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Doc Tempest VS The Halloween Horror
... from the October, 1958 issue I'M FINISHED! Here it is, folks, the final entry in my "366 Days, 500 Entries" challenge to myself. My, oh my, what a journey this has been! My head, she nearly esplode many times. Still, it has been fun. This will mark the end of Doclopedia entries … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Halloween Horror
Give Me All The Chocolate Bars And Nobody Gets Hurt
..Damn, I love Halloween! The Doclopedia #888 How I Got The Nickname “Doc”: The Prison Story (NOTE: None of these stories are true. Despite persistent rumors, I have never done time in prison.) "I got the nickname when I did a nickel in Chino back in the late 70's. I was the only guy … Continue reading Give Me All The Chocolate Bars And Nobody Gets Hurt
Lucy & Sasha Versus Satan’s Kitty
...mostly, Satan's Kitty just sat on the fence and yawned while they barked The Doclopedia #881 Random Stuff!: El Wimpo The masked wrestler known as El Wimpo was, at first glance, not anybody that you would bet on to win a wrestling match. Standing 5'4” tall and weighing just 110 pounds, most other wrestlers … Continue reading Lucy & Sasha Versus Satan’s Kitty
The Rare And Beautiful Blue Furred Monkeybats Of Potawango Island
...they fling poo, but it smells like lavender The Doclopedia #877 Random Stuff!: How To Survive A Zombie Rising When the zombies started raising hell on May 7th, 2009, Max Lanofsky was the first person in his neighborhood to know about it, because his cousin Adam called him from the Air Force base and … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Blue Furred Monkeybats Of Potawango Island
This Blog Is Not Really Here
...if you can see it, maybe you aren't here either The Doclopedia #873 Random Stuff!: Umik The Odd Umik was always a bit strange, but that was not too big a deal in the Clan of the Red Bear. Life in the far northern forests was enough to make anybody, even a mighty … Continue reading This Blog Is Not Really Here
The Sad Ballad Of Jim The Jackalope
...coyotes sing four part harmony The Doclopedia #870 Random Stuff!: Ratburger After a terrible screw up with GMO grains in 2014, most of the cattle, goats, sheep, poultry & pigs on the planet died out. You might think this would be terrible news for the nutrition of the human populace, but at the … Continue reading The Sad Ballad Of Jim The Jackalope
Soybean Stew
...healthy and fartilicious! The Doclopedia #867 Random Stuff!: Zebra Fever On Earth 22A, in the year 1966, a strange plague ravaged the planet, causing all humans to develop streaky skin colors that included skin tones from all the various ethnic groups. In addition, everyone developed curly red hair, green eyes and full lips. By the … Continue reading Soybean Stew
The Bear Liberation Front
...they're coming for you, Steven Colbert The Doclopedia #865 Random Stuff!: Britwan (AKA The Britwish Isles) Britwan is made up of three main islands (Britwan, Dorland & Litria) and 47 smaller islands, the largest of which is Woygon and the smallest of which is North Rock. All of the islands were “conquered” by … Continue reading The Bear Liberation Front
Mr. Porkwaffle Attempts To Barbecue A Pig
...this will not end well The Doclopedia #862 Random Stuff!: The Lost City Of Gorlumek Saying that the Great Forest of Yurr is dangerous is like saying that water is wet. This huge forest covers nearly two million acres and is home to creatures like noctomorphs, fangbears, kreeloks and greater death apes. Even … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Attempts To Barbecue A Pig
The Totally Spooky And Very Halloweeny Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Killer Pumpkin
...c0-starring her new best pal, Partly Green George The Doclopedia #860 Top Ten Lists!: Bad New Product Ideas 10: Vegetable Goo In A Can 9: Artificial Rutabaga Flavored Whipped Topping 8: Ultra Thin Toilet Paper 7: Frozen Goat Eyes On A Stick 6: Sushi Flavored Toothpaste 5: Chlorophyll Cola 4: Liversicles 3: Cream … Continue reading The Totally Spooky And Very Halloweeny Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Giant Killer Pumpkin
Minnows In A Milk Glass
...that's pretty unexpected The Doclopedia #858 Top Ten Lists!: Movie Monsters That Never Caught On 10: Baby Mummy 9: Weresloth 8: Vampire who hungers for sweat 7: 200 foot tall penguin 6: Werenewt 5: Terminator robot built to look like a Yorkshire Terrier 4: The invisible guy in the visible wheelchair 3: The … Continue reading Minnows In A Milk Glass
National “Take A Moose To Lunch” Week
...it's fun, if you don't mind standing in a pond The Doclopedia #856 Top Ten Lists!: Headlines From A Pet Tabloid 10: Sex lives of Humans: Hilarious and strange! 9: Underwear addiction: One Dog's horror story! 8: I was a lap Cat for Elvis! 7: Lose weight on the toilet water diet! 6: … Continue reading National “Take A Moose To Lunch” Week
Handsome Joe And His Pals Play In The Mud
...what a bunch of dirty puppies, kittens & bunnies! The Doclopedia #855 Alt. Elections & Debates: Kennedy VS Nixon In our world, thew first debate between John Kennedy and Richard Nixon is one of the most famous of all and it turned the election for Kennedy, who won by a very narrow margin. … Continue reading Handsome Joe And His Pals Play In The Mud
How To Look Really Cool While Screwing Up
...I need that book The Doclopedia #853 Alt. Elections & Debates: Simmons VS Leong VS Espinosa VS Jyrzinski On Earth 4G, U.S. politics is a whole lot more convoluted than it is here. For example, take the 1996 election for president, in which candidates from the top four parties all had enough backing, … Continue reading How To Look Really Cool While Screwing Up
Under Constriction
...darn that python The Doclopedia #851 Alt. Elections & Debates: Muldoon VS Watkins On Earth 3B, one of the 20th Century's most memorable debates took place October of 1922 in New York City. Michael Muldoon and Harold Watkins were both running for Governor and it was time for their first public debate, which … Continue reading Under Constriction
Deceptive Lobsters Bilked My Shrimp
...they bilked them out of a million clams The Doclopedia #848 Fandom Across The Multiverse: Fans Of “The Incredible Dr. Monster” The very low budget ($2,000.00) horror movie “The Incredible Dr. Monster” should have vanished from the public mind about ten seconds ofter it came out on the drive in circuit back in … Continue reading Deceptive Lobsters Bilked My Shrimp
The Guy, The Girl And The Clockwork Monkey
...a story of love, adventure and steam power. The Doclopedia #846 Fandom Across The Multiverse: Fans Of “Parrots & Perils” Now days, there are hundreds of roleplaying games to choose from. No matter what genre or sub-genre or sub-sub-genre you want to play in, chances are you can find an RPG that covers … Continue reading The Guy, The Girl And The Clockwork Monkey
More Songs About Livestock And Cars
...title of the third album by Walking Neds The Doclopedia #845 Fandom Across The Multiverse: Fans Of “Gary's Pet Shop” Even by the low standards of network television in the 1970s, “Gary's Pet Shop” was less than great. Actually, it was full of corny humor, racial stereoypes, lame storylines and low … Continue reading More Songs About Livestock And Cars
Doc Tempest: Dungeons & Doomsday
...from the November, 1986 issue The Doclopedia #844 Special Cases: The DVD/Blu Ray Case Of Great Movies This most wonderful case will hold a single DVD or Blu Ray disc. The case is completely black and made of something that feels like glass, but cannot be scratched or broken. If you put a … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Dungeons & Doomsday
This Week’s Episode: Nellie Teaches Mack A Lesson
...and it involves a pig, a mule and $5.60 The Doclopedia #842 Special Cases: The Traveling Suitcase Yet another case that can take you places, this large suitcase made in 1931 is covered in stickers from cities all over the world. 89 of them, to be precise. To travel to any one of … Continue reading This Week’s Episode: Nellie Teaches Mack A Lesson
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