The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat

...#1: roller coaster The Doclopedia #1,222 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Glen Hallstrom For millions of Earth 5C Americans, Glen Hallstrom is the king of late night television. His talk show “The Smokestack Jones Supershow”, is the #1 rated late night talk show and has been on the air since 1986. The … Continue reading The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat →

A Bit Of Canine Therapy

...cute dogs heal broken hearts 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #12 Today is a sad day for America, so I'm just gonna post these pics of The Girls.

Wicked Oxen Threatened My Ibis

...his name is Ibis Elba 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #11 The Doclopedia #1,221 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Amanda Fenton On Earth 5C, Amanda Fenton, housewife and mother, is widely known for inventing the internet cat video craze. It happened many years ago when she was 10 years old and started posting … Continue reading Wicked Oxen Threatened My Ibis →

Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses

...surprisingly little fighting in this one 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Doclopedia #1,220 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Jeremiah Reed Jeremiah Reed, known as “Stu” to his friends, is the founder and owner of “Stu's Weenie Wagons”, the most popular hot dog carts in Northern California. From the Oregon border to … Continue reading Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses →

Dogs On The Run

...usually from the police 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Adventures of Captain Flame #2 It had been a good while since Flame had eaten a gourmet meal and Uncle Luke had not disappointed. Every bite, and there had been many during the 12 courses, had been delicious, as had the five types of wine. … Continue reading Dogs On The Run →

I Saw The Man Eating Rosebush At Earl’s Roadside Plant Zoo!

...and all I got was a lousy t-shirt 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #9 The Doclopedia #1,219 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Carol Robinson On Earth 5C, Carol Robinson is the international criminal kingpin known only as “Lady Z”. With her army of criminals, she commands thieves, robbers, forgers, hijackers, swindlers, hackers, hit … Continue reading I Saw The Man Eating Rosebush At Earl’s Roadside Plant Zoo! →

Happy National Pickled Fleems Day!

...sorry, deep fried Fleems, your day is in October 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #8 The Doclopedia #1,218 Who Are You On Earth 5C?: Mark Vorwerk Known as the “King of the Daredevils”, Mark Vorwerk first came to international prominence in 2005 when he was the first person ever to dive off the Golden … Continue reading Happy National Pickled Fleems Day! →

Doctor Silkmelon and Mr. Porkwaffle Uncover A Dastardly Plot!

...DASTARDLY, I tell you! 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #7 The Doclopedia #1,217 Who Are You On Earth 5C?: Eddy Webb (a real person) Eddy Webb is the kindly young proprietor of “Eddy's Bait Shop” in Slow Creek, Colorado. He took over from his father when dear old dad decided to retire and devote … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon and Mr. Porkwaffle Uncover A Dastardly Plot! →

The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island

...beautiful plumage, but they can be annoying. The Doclopedia #1216 Potion Recipes: The Most Exalted Potion Of Summoning D'Lorkuu And Smiting One's Enemies What You Will Require 16 slaves, preferably Hinokans of the smeem caste 1 liver from an adult male CleTak beast 43 small, yet fully ripe vaa berries 3 gallons of water … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island →

My Life Among The Cosplaying Dogs

...mostly Trek or Who cosplay 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #5 Life On The Magic Bus It was 2:30 in the morning and Doc & Grace Clay had been running almost non-stop for an hour through the godforsaken boondocks of North Korea, dodging NK Army patrols the whole way. To make matters worse, Doc was carrying … Continue reading My Life Among The Cosplaying Dogs →

It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Attacked By A Sex Crazed Emu

...my Christmas Eve was ruined! 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #4 The Adventures of Captain Flame #1 Oriana O'Dell, known to the general public as Captain Flame, renowned pirate and captain of the Sea Dragon, was on her way to a business meeting with Captain Renaldo Lucasi, once known as Captain “Black Lukas” Storm, … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Attacked By A Sex Crazed Emu →

Houses Of the Horny

...Led Zeppelin's first idea for a title 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #3 The Doclopedia #1,215 Potion Recipes: Potion Of Truth Note: This potion will cause anyone who drinks it to tell nothing but the truth for up to 12 hours. This can end up having repercussions that last decades. Start off by combining 3 pints … Continue reading Houses Of the Horny →

Kentucky Fred Chicken

...the typo that propelled Fred Chicken of Lexington into a lawsuit 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #2 Humans VS Gorilla It has been a long time since I wrote about anything serious (outside of deaths in the family) on this blog, but I've decided that I need to share my two cents about what happened … Continue reading Kentucky Fred Chicken →

The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast

...co-starring her Uncle Zeek Zebrahide Sasha Explains It AllAll The Time In The World I love time travel movies. I love time travel TV shows, novels, short stories, plays, heck, I love 'em all. In spite of the fact that almost none of them, especially movies and tv shows, get anywhere near how it really … Continue reading The Really Odd, Yet Quite Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Ferengi Outcast →

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The Really Quite Spiffy, Yet Not Overly Sappy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dancing Frogs

...co-starring her great aunt Francesca Fruitbowl The Doclopedia #1,214 Potion Recipes: Potion Of Fast Running (From the Spring 1660 issue of Wizards & Witches Illustrated) Greetings, loyal readers! Auntie Eugenia is back with another great recipe designed to bestow amazing speed on anyone who drinks it. Here is what you'll need. A 3 gallon … Continue reading The Really Quite Spiffy, Yet Not Overly Sappy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dancing Frogs →