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Another Experiment

Chapter 177: In Which Our Hero, Fresh Off The Boat From India, Gets Into A Duel With A Spaniard, Woos An American Lass And Deftly Insults A Frenchman.

...which is the best way to do it Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,213 Letter I Have Written: To A Cousin Dear Oswald, It was good to hear from you after all these years! You look great in that picture. It would seem that being in prison helped you lose that weight … Continue reading Chapter 177: In Which Our Hero, Fresh Off The Boat From India, Gets Into A Duel With A Spaniard, Woos An American Lass And Deftly Insults A Frenchman. →

The Suspense Filled, Yet Kind Of Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dungeon Of The Snake Cult

...co-starring her pet squid, Mr. Calimari The Doclopedia #1,212 Letter I Have Written: To A Girlfriend Dearest Angelique, By now you have realized that I flew the coop sometime between when you fell asleep and when you woke up. Actually, it was at 2:10 am, but that doesn't matter. What does matter is … Continue reading The Suspense Filled, Yet Kind Of Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dungeon Of The Snake Cult →

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The Happy Holiday, Yet Somewhat War On Christmassy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hannukah Harmonica

...co-starring Patty's friend Rabbi Rabbit Sasha Explains It All More About The Magic Bus If there is one thing folks always seem to have questions about, it's the Magic Bus. This is pretty understandable, since it is unlike anything most sentients here on Earth (or for that matter, about a zillion other planets) ever encounter. … Continue reading The Happy Holiday, Yet Somewhat War On Christmassy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Hannukah Harmonica →

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Crazed Paramecium Tickled My Rotifer

...those of you who didn't major in biology can look it up Life On The Magic Bus Chapter: REDACTED due to being out of temporal order Winker's final bow Things go cattywonkers Winker Sue Clay was a month past her 18th birthday and knew her time was up. 18 was old for any dog and … Continue reading Crazed Paramecium Tickled My Rotifer →

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The Holy Crap, We Almost Missed Posting In October, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Blogstomper

...co-starring her old buddy, Doc Cross This is mostly a post to see if WordPress was even going to LET me post, which it hasn't done for about a week. Obviously, I have solved the problem. You may now look forward to new posts real soon now.

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The Very Wild & Wacky, Yet Still Homespun & Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Race Across Red Bluff

...co-starring her parakeet, Mrs. Doodles The Doclopedia #1,211 And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors: Potions R Us Potions R Us 30 second Town Crier spot #5 Hear ye, hear ye! (sung) Do you need healing, and need it fast? Do you need a potion made to last? Some polymorphing, or maybe flight? Come to … Continue reading The Very Wild & Wacky, Yet Still Homespun & Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Race Across Red Bluff →

The Weekly Digest On Weak Digestion

...it's a pretty specialized publication The Doclopedia #1,210 And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors: TicketMonster Are you tired of missing out on going to arena battles, eldritch summonings, death chess matches and feedings of humanoids to the Great Luglorr? Then stop waiting in line at the box office or searching for an honest scalper … Continue reading The Weekly Digest On Weak Digestion →

Albert, The Chicken Faced Boy

...most popular guy in the freak show The Doclopedia #1,209 And Now, A Word From Our Sponsors: Uncle Tubby's Porkburgers “Hey guys and gals, if you're looking for a quick and tasty snack, cruise on into Uncle Tubby's Porkburgers! Grab a Big Tubby with cheese. Made from premium ground pork, spiced just right and charbroiled, … Continue reading Albert, The Chicken Faced Boy →

The Journal Of The American Society Of Earwax Collectors

...with a circulation of 32! Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi there, folks! Time for another go at reader mail. Kyle Miller asks: “Do fish sleep?” A good question, Kyle. Turns out, fish don't sleep like humans and other mammals, birds, reptiles or amphibians. They do slow down all bodily functions from time to … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Society Of Earwax Collectors →