...actually MORE dangerous from behind The Doclopedia #2 Other Places: Xerilka Xerilka is the female proprietor of "The Last Saloon", a rough and tough roadhouse on the edge of the Terran Territory of Mars. It is, in fact, the last saloon you'll encounter unless you travel all the way around the planet to the other … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Flatulent Dragon
Exploding Sweet Taters
...with butter Well, I blew the "daily posting" gig right outta the box, eh? I meant to do a post yesterday, but got all busy and shit with game day. I shall try to restart things today or tonight. So, as mentioned above, yesterday was game day here at Casa Cross. It has been over … Continue reading Exploding Sweet Taters
Who Watches The Watchers Watching The Watchmen?
...now my brain hurts My Sweet Little Pallid Bat Of Love (Grace) and I went to see "Watchmen" today. Here are the short reviews of it from someone who has read the graphic novel 3-4 times (Me) and someone who did not know it even existed (Grace). Me: Very well done adaptation of the graphic … Continue reading Who Watches The Watchers Watching The Watchmen?
Fig Beer
...sounds pretty nasty People, Places & Things: X'on X'in X'on X'in is a lost city located deep in the jungles of Ecuador. It was here that Doc Tempest and his crew (with the help of the primitive and dwarven natives)tracked down the villainous Dr. Bogenbroom and stopped him from using the Nightmare Seeds to conquer … Continue reading Fig Beer
Bucky & Squint Build A Meatloaf Golem
...with the help of their pal, Rabbi Bob The D&D Character Meme Not as close as it could have been, but not too far off the mark. I Am A: Neutral Good Human Druid (7th Level) Ability Scores: Strength-13 Dexterity-15 Constitution-14 Intelligence-15 Wisdom-15 Charisma-16 Alignment:Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Build A Meatloaf Golem
Don’t Touch That!
...you touched it anyway, didn't you? The "Firsts" Meme 1. Who was your FIRST prom date? A young lady named Stephanie. 2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? No. Haven't seen her since graduation, 1972. 3. What was your 1st alcoholic drink? Beer...Hamm's, I think. 4. What was your FIRST job? Washing cars … Continue reading Don’t Touch That!
Waldo, King Of The Snow Monkeys
...and a kindly king he is Stuff The polls are kaput, my little tenrecs, and the winners both won by a large margin. So, starting tonight or tomorrow, I'll be doing the daily People, Places & Things bit here, starting with the letter X. Yes, that's 7 days of X stuff before we move on … Continue reading Waldo, King Of The Snow Monkeys
Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
...until he learned about wood chippers Poll Results: In the Writing Poll, the clear winner is the modern day OTE style setting. I shall begin writing it tonight and I will keep a running diary/designers notes bit going here. I look forward to your comments, suggestions and criticisms. So far, on the Alphabet Poll, X … Continue reading Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
Purple Cheese Whiz
...the product, not discolored cheese urine Once Again, I Leap Headlong Into Potential Disaster Ok, so a time or two in the past, I've attempted to do a post a day on some topic...most notably, my noble 2006 effort to post a different character every day. Well, my little barbecued pork buns, I'm going to … Continue reading Purple Cheese Whiz
Doc Tempest And The Curse Of Medusa
...from the May 1963 issue Well, so far, my writing poll (see my previous post) shows that the clear winner is my modern day Over The Edge like setting, with 5 of you voting for it. The post apocalypse world where dogs are in charge comes in second with 3 votes. I'll give the poll … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Curse Of Medusa
It’s All Fun and Games Until You Slide Down An Icy Hill Naked
...some body parts should never get that cold Weather Report For Sacramento: Rainy...Windy...Flash flood warnings! What a perfect day for me to be driving a high profile vehicle on I-80. This last weekend was productive, but otherwise kinda blah, mostly due to the weather. I'm thinking next weekend won't be too much different. Here's a … Continue reading It’s All Fun and Games Until You Slide Down An Icy Hill Naked
Thrilling Moose Stories
...it's a big seller in Canada So far, my Saturday has been all about walking and waiting. drive car to dealers for a brake job/check up...walk the mile home...wait a couple hours for bank to open...walk the 1/2 mile to bus stop...get to bank, deposit check, then wait while they try to figure out why … Continue reading Thrilling Moose Stories
The Rare And Beautiful Popping Yellow Watermelons Of Potawango Island
...sweet, tasty and mildly dangerous Poll Time I haven't done any polling for awhile, so here's a few to amuse y'all.
The Kitty Cats Star In A Reality Show
...on the cat channel Stuff! 1: I missed the deadline for this months A&E because...well, because I'm a dummy. 2: I now have the outlines/partially written manuscripts for 10 writing projects sitting in front of me. Some of them are about 5 years old, while some are from this last weekend. I'll be having Grace … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Star In A Reality Show
The Art And Science Of Dog Bathing
...basset hound edition Just got done giving Winker her monthly bath. I'm glad she likes to get baths, cos Daisy hated them and Roscoe would look like he was getting tortured. More Foods I've Eaten This can be added to yesterdays meme. Just put an X by the things you've eaten, etc, etc. Elk Jerky … Continue reading The Art And Science Of Dog Bathing
Pixies Come To Deathtown
...originally, the other way 'round, but this is funnier MEME TIME! 1) Create a new note and copy this list, including these instructions. 2) X all the items you've eaten. 3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating. (Hah! As if.) (x) 1. Venison (x) 2. Nettle tea (x) 3. Huevos rancheros … Continue reading Pixies Come To Deathtown
The San Jose Gay Boy Mafia Goes To Fresno
...they...naah, funny as it is, I won't tell So, I'm taking a break from making curried lentils with apples and zuchinni for Winker (What? My dog? Spoiled? No way!) and it dawned on me that I should ask my gaming friends this... Who among y'all will be going to ConquestSac on March 20-22? I'll be … Continue reading The San Jose Gay Boy Mafia Goes To Fresno
The Rare And Beautiful Toxic Poppy Of Potawango Island
...and it comes in 7 colors Doc Update 1: Monday was a hell of a day, what with me coming down off of the insane amounts of sugar and caffiene I ingested at Dundracon all weekend. 2: Today, I FINALLY got an increase in hours at work. Now, once I get done driving, I go … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Toxic Poppy Of Potawango Island
Of Crawdads, Rain And Battling Bovines
...and exploding elevators So, I got home from Dundracon today around 3:30 pm. We left the con around noon, being tired, sore and in my case, nearly voiceless. Despite leaving 2.5 hours later than normal, Arn and I made excellent time and got to the con at about 6 pm on Friday. I managed to … Continue reading Of Crawdads, Rain And Battling Bovines
Mr. Porkwaffle Climbs A Volcano
...while pursued by a squishy rhinoceros GAAAH!!!! 3.5 hours until I leave for work, then Dundracon! Still not completely packed up! Need to hit the supermarket one last time! Not taking a computer, so might be offline until Sunday night! AIIIEEE!!! HAVE TO DRY LAUNDRY! Gotta go! See some of you at the con! PS: … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Climbs A Volcano
Orangutans Who Wear Hats Cannot Be Trusted
...it makes 'em all shifty Wow! This 21st Century Is SHINY! Ok, so after years of not being able to get it, Grace and I have finally got a DSL hookup. Turns out, most of the mystery shopping companies want you to have a high speed connection, so we went the cheap route and got … Continue reading Orangutans Who Wear Hats Cannot Be Trusted
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
...times about 10 Ok, so today, Grace and I get a letter in the mail with a Fort Hood, Texas return address, that was mailed from Waco, Texas on February 6th. Inside is a sheet of paper with a letterhead with Las Vegas, Nevada printed on it. All that was on the sheet of paper … Continue reading Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
The Society For The Preservation Of Old Preservation Societies
...because if we don't, who will? A Piece Of My Dreams Ok, so last night, I had a very clear and not too screwy dream. I can still remember 90% of it, hours after waking up. Co-starring in this dream were... My wife, Grace Robin D. Laws Patrick Stewart Spike Y Jones Bette Davis My … Continue reading The Society For The Preservation Of Old Preservation Societies
It Came From The Back Of The Refrigerator!
...1950s style sci-fi monster movie So far, this has been a lazy Sunday for me. That won't last much longer though, since dirty dishes are calling from the sink, some gardening must be done and I have a mystery shop to do about 1:00 this afternoon. Even later in the day, it's dfinner cooking and … Continue reading It Came From The Back Of The Refrigerator!
Chapter 432: In Which Our Hero Escapes The French, Paints A House And Eats Clams
...steamed, with garlic butter After reading the latest post by freeport_pirate, I humbly post this Spirit of the Century character. Rocky Ramone (10 aspects) Somebody Put Something In My Drink I Wanna Live I Wanna Be Sedated Animal Boy Mama's Boy I Just Wanna Have Something To Do The KKK Took My Baby Away Gimme … Continue reading Chapter 432: In Which Our Hero Escapes The French, Paints A House And Eats Clams
