...co-starring her good buddy Satina Spoodles The Doclopedia # 1,233 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Yellow Crested Horny Moose From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: On today's journey to the now not so distant mountains, we encountered two species, one animal and one vegetable, that while not dangerous, where quite … Continue reading The Beautifuly Illustrated, Yet Not At All Artsy Fartsy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Gerbils That Built A House
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The California Kid Slides Into Home
...he was not, however, playing baseball The Doclopedia # 1,232 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gong Cows From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our grisly encounter with the Carnivorous Fig Tree yesterday, we were very much pleased to have a far more pleasant encounter this morning when our breakfast … Continue reading The California Kid Slides Into Home
All About Jovian Cloud Demons
...a book for children The Doclopedia # 1,231 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Carnivorous Fig Tree From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today, we walked many pleasant miles to the edge of the foothills that lead up into what I have named the Sierra Potawango Mountains. However, our pleasant day … Continue reading All About Jovian Cloud Demons
The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
...it's a really great smelling war The Doclopedia # 1,230 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Gooey Wallaby From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: Today we continued our trek through the temperate forests and fields of this northern part of the island. The more I stroll along, the more I … Continue reading The Pancake Goblins And The Ice Cream Dwarves Go To War!
White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
...all living in harmony 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #20 The Doclopedia # 1,228 The Potawango Island Bestiary, Part Two: Giant Yellow Bunnies From the notebook of Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon: After our decidedly unnerving encounter with the Octocobragator, our party today decided to go in search of a much less aggressive species, … Continue reading White Dogs, Pink Cats, Orange Ducks
The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
...the knives stay out of it 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #18 The final Earth 5C entry. A new theme will be coming soon. The Doclopedia #1,226 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Mark A. Schmidt Mark A. Schmidt...oh man, I wish I could tell you what he is like on Earth 5C, but … Continue reading The Secret War Between Spoons and Forks
The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
...the burp in harmony at night 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #17 The Doclopedia #1,225 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kyle Miller Although hundreds of millions, if not billions, know Kyle Miller's artwork, far fewer know his name. You see, Kyle is an artist specializing in album cover artwork. Well, mostly CD covers … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Turnip Eating Rat Of Potawango Island
Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
...and they never get fixed 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #16 The Doclopedia #1,224 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Avis Crane Producer, director, writer and sometimes even camerawoman...that is Avis Crane, the richest, most famous and most celebrated person in the adult film industry. So well crafted are the films she makes, so … Continue reading Potholes On The Road To Nowhere
Pickled Squid Sandwich
...just as disgusting as it sounds 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #15 The Doclopedia #1,223 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Kim Marshall The Kim Marshall of Earth 5C is a kindly middle aged woman, a housewife in Toronto, Canada and the Queen of Canadian Crime. It all started when Kin was newly married … Continue reading Pickled Squid Sandwich
The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
...#1: roller coaster The Doclopedia #1,222 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Glen Hallstrom For millions of Earth 5C Americans, Glen Hallstrom is the king of late night television. His talk show “The Smokestack Jones Supershow”, is the #1 rated late night talk show and has been on the air since 1986. The … Continue reading The Five Places You Should Never Take Your Cat
Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
...surprisingly little fighting in this one 365 DAYS, 365 POSTS #10 The Doclopedia #1,220 Who Are You On Earth 5C: Jeremiah Reed Jeremiah Reed, known as “Stu” to his friends, is the founder and owner of “Stu's Weenie Wagons”, the most popular hot dog carts in Northern California. From the Oregon border to … Continue reading Module V-1: Assault Against The Amazon Seductresses
The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island
...beautiful plumage, but they can be annoying. The Doclopedia #1216 Potion Recipes: The Most Exalted Potion Of Summoning D'Lorkuu And Smiting One's Enemies What You Will Require 16 slaves, preferably Hinokans of the smeem caste 1 liver from an adult male CleTak beast 43 small, yet fully ripe vaa berries 3 gallons of water … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Snarky Pigeon Of Potawango Island
Crazed Paramecium Tickled My Rotifer
...those of you who didn't major in biology can look it up Life On The Magic Bus Chapter: REDACTED due to being out of temporal order Winker's final bow Things go cattywonkers Winker Sue Clay was a month past her 18th birthday and knew her time was up. 18 was old for any dog and … Continue reading Crazed Paramecium Tickled My Rotifer
A Mink On The Brink Begins To Drink And Think
...and yes, stink. CatCon 8 Day 12: In which we head home, but only after hitting a brand new roadside attraction. So, we interrupted out trip home (actually, our trip to Spike & Mary's) with a stop at the, you guessed it, World Famous Sex Toy Museum. As museums go, this one is both fascinating … Continue reading A Mink On The Brink Begins To Drink And Think
The Almost Certainly True, But Still Damned Hard To Believe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Dugongs
...co-starring her mom, Mostly Green Josephine CatCon 8 Day 11, Con Day 4: It's all about the pie! The convention is almost over and, as we do every year, we had big fun. Last night's Old Time Radio shows went of without a hitch and were very well received. Next year, the con staff wants … Continue reading The Almost Certainly True, But Still Damned Hard To Believe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Singing Dugongs
The Pastry Goblins Attack The Ice Cream Dwarves!
...it's war! CatCon 8 Day 10, Con Day 3: It's all about the Old Time Radio! Very quick report today, kids! Breakfast: Ate at Mistress Diana's Breakfast Dungeon. Great food and the décor is quite eye opening. (Daisy: WOAH! WTF?) (Leon: And humans laugh at us because we lick our butts?) Seminars: Went to two. … Continue reading The Pastry Goblins Attack The Ice Cream Dwarves!
Bucky & Squint Take A Goose To The Movies
...not their best idea CatCon 8 Day 9, Con Day 2: It's all about the warm mud! This morning, a great number of us had breakfast at Waffles From Outer Space!, which I may have mentioned in the past has BACON & BUTTER FLAVORED SYRUP. (Sasha: Every year, Daddy buys a 5 gallon jug of … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Take A Goose To The Movies
To Grill A Mockingbird
...first, get your grill nice and clean CatCon 8 Day 8, Con Day 1: It's all about the LARPing! Note: For info on the new names that appear below, see previous con reports. On top of the gaming, seminars (two for me, three for Spike), GMing (me, Brian, Peter, Daisy), (Daisy: I ran a dogs … Continue reading To Grill A Mockingbird
White Drunks On Pope
...Irish Catholics, no doubt CatCon 8 Day 7, Con Day 0: It's all about the goodie bag! We arrived in Critter City about 10 am this morning, after stopping for a hearty breakfast at Chuckwagon Jim's, a pretty darned good place to eat. (Silky: Biscuits & gravy for dogs!) (Leon: Fried catfish for me!) Our … Continue reading White Drunks On Pope
Luis Gato And His All Cat Mariachi Band
...they were pretty good for, you know, being cats CatCon 8 Day 6: In which we travel through a jungle in North Dakota, then pretty much kill a joke in Fargo A quick introduction for today's stop on our trip: The World Famous Amazon Jungle Of The North. The short story on this one is … Continue reading Luis Gato And His All Cat Mariachi Band
The Rare & Beautiful Hopping Red Barrel Cactus Of Potawango Island
...try to stay out of their way CatCon 8 Day 5: In which we recreate a hair raising ride, experience nature & Stupid Tourist Tricks and then just eat the hell out of ice cream Glacier National Park, so far: To start with, I need to point out that on our first trip here (DogCon … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Hopping Red Barrel Cactus Of Potawango Island
FOOOOD FOOOORRRR DOGGGGSSSSS! With Extra Stinky Sauce.
...dogs love the stinky sauce CatCon 8 Day 4: In which we revisit a legendary roadside attraction and a tear or two of joy is shed. It was in Dufur, Oregon, in 2010 that we went to see the World's Largest Toilet paper roll, which was actually TWO huge competing rolls that were destroyed minutes … Continue reading FOOOOD FOOOORRRR DOGGGGSSSSS! With Extra Stinky Sauce.
Mr. Feathers, Private Duck
...quack quack, tough guy! CatCon 8 Day 3: In which have encounters of the canine kind and, late at night, there is a dog party. A few years back, we were near Boise City, Oklahoma, when we saw a sign advertising the Dog Days Festival and we knew we'd have to stop. Turns out that … Continue reading Mr. Feathers, Private Duck
Zany Bullfinches Pestered My Hoopoes
...google it CatCon 8 Day 2: In which we check out some monsters, the cheekiness of jackrabbits is discussed and Auntie Avis bakes pies. Day 2 of our trip found us in Kingman, Arizona, where we visited the newly renamed and upgraded “Monsters Of The Desert!” Years ago, desert sculptors with time on their hands … Continue reading Zany Bullfinches Pestered My Hoopoes
The Adventures Of Meerkat-Man
...a very alert and upright superhero CatCon 8 Day 1: In which a wide variety of potato products are thrown about and we watch movies In Grimly, Arizona, Potato Throwing Days started in 1886 when the “damned near all male” population of this mountain logging and mining town got tired of eating the potatoes that … Continue reading The Adventures Of Meerkat-Man
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