...funny looking, but deadly The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 12, Part 1, In which we do a whole bunch of stuff and don't get much closer to the con. (Note: All comments in italics are by non-humans) Oy vey, was yesterday packed with activity! I shall list it all below. 1: We at the … Continue reading The Amazing Steam Powered Battle Duck
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Green Clowns From Under Your Bed
...they'll recycle your trash, then eat your face. The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 10, Part 1, In which we go on a roadside attraction binge, our critters get lost on the bus and we eat more corndogs. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We are scheduled to visit seven roadside attractions today. … Continue reading Green Clowns From Under Your Bed
Jenny, The Lap Dancer Who Saved The World
...who knew lap dancing kills aliens? The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 9, Part 1, In which we give you a quick run down of the events of the day (Note: Flash is still not in a writing mood.) 1: Early on, we saw The Marble Sculptures Of Great Americans, which were not carved from … Continue reading Jenny, The Lap Dancer Who Saved The World
Marshmallow Peeps As A Deterrent To War
...first, drop humongous Peeps on your borders The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 7, Part 2, In which we see a stampede of old people, view a pyramid and let our critters run free. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) In Minot, North Dakota, we had to buy a few necessities and, finding … Continue reading Marshmallow Peeps As A Deterrent To War
Gone Fission
...I'll try to get to church for critical mass The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 6, Part 2, In which we support small local & wierd business, are boarded by the police and see our critters eat for free. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) Well, it took many hours and 438 miles, … Continue reading Gone Fission
The Mysterious, Yet Oddly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Shopping Mall
...co-starring her pet emu, Walter The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 5, Part 1, In which we quickly recap yesterday, drive on a twisty mountain road, view scenic panoramas and watch tourists behave stupidly. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) Recap of yesterday: I was not feeling 100% ok yesterday. In fact, I … Continue reading The Mysterious, Yet Oddly Romantic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Haunted Shopping Mall
The 43 Things You Need To Know About Vampire Llamas
...#5: they like to sneak up on bloggers and iujhsdoivuh lscx kl The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 3, Part 2, In which we arrive in Montana and my furry children unleash righteous anger upon the unjust. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) After a short stop in the town of Lolo to … Continue reading The 43 Things You Need To Know About Vampire Llamas
Gummy Kaiju
...they keep trying to destroy Tokyo with their sweet stickiness The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 3, Part 1, In which we visit a couple of quickly viewed attractions and then take a walk in the woods. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We slept in a bit, getting up at 8:30 and … Continue reading Gummy Kaiju
Harry Potter And The Chocolate Frog Invasion
...it seemed like a good idea at the time, that Unlimited Sweets spell The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 2, Part 1, In which we view movies you cannot watch, see large bathroom products and leave a town quickly. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) We spent last night in a wonderful KOA … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Chocolate Frog Invasion
The Great San Francisco Hide & Go Seek Game
...played in a 10 square block area, using automobiles The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 1, Part 2, In which we commence the inclusion of feline commentary, view the coolest looking tree on the planet and eat hot dogs on a volcano (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) So, anyway, the town of … Continue reading The Great San Francisco Hide & Go Seek Game
Bucky & Squint Buy A Cabin
...deep in the woods, filled with wild critters. The Trip To DogCon 3: Day 1 (T minus 3 hours) With the notable exceptions of Flash & myself, everyone else is asleep on board the Magic Bus. Thanks to the TARDIS unit, our dogsitter, Sharon, has her own rather large bedroom and the dogs each have … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Buy A Cabin
I Love The Smell Of Gamma Rays In The Morning
...they smell like HULK SMASH! The Road To DogCon 3: This Year's Route As we all know, the imaginary con takes place in the fictional town of Wilted Springs, Texas. Normally, we would drive either south (thru California or Nevada to Arizona), then turn east...or go east (thru Nevada, Utah and Colorado, then turn south … Continue reading I Love The Smell Of Gamma Rays In The Morning
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