...with notes on the closely related Dummy and Goofball DogCon 3: Day 0, Part 1 Once again, the Jones & Cross contingent gathered to go eat breakfast at 9:00. Our restaurant of choice was the newly opened "Waffles From Outer Space", which has a cool sci-fi theme to it. They also serve great waffles, breakfast … Continue reading The Ecology Of The Big Doofus
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I Was A Muppet For The FBI
...looking for commie muppets The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 8, Part 1, In which we see a Viking ship inside a house, adopt a goat and camp with members of my tribe. (Note: No comments by Flash this time. He's pissed off about the goat.) The second half of today's journey saw us stopping … Continue reading I Was A Muppet For The FBI
Electric Cocoa
...tasty and hallucinatory The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 6, Part 1, In which we leave at the dawning of the day, eat a big breakfast and find out exactly where the antelope play. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) I was up about an hour before dawn to shower and get everything … Continue reading Electric Cocoa
Never Spank A Skunk
...in fact, you'll probably want to skip the stern lectures, too The Trip to DogCon 3: Day 4, Part 1, In which we hang out in Missoula. (Note: All comments by Flash are in italics) After the ass whoopin' start to our stay here in Missoula, we decided to make today a mellow day. So … Continue reading Never Spank A Skunk
Interesting Mice Are Often Nice
...and the like to eat rice The Trip To DogCon 3: Day 1 Well, instead of getting up at 3:30, I overslept until 4:00, so we were only 30 minutes late getting on the road, which is a new record for almost leaving on time. Someday, we might actually leave on time, but I'm not … Continue reading Interesting Mice Are Often Nice
Bacon: God’s Chosen Food
...mmmmmm, hickory smoked salvation In just over 24 hours, the crew from here at Basset Hound Central will be boarding the Magic Bus for our fictional trip to DogCon 3. Winker & Lucy are ready to go, Flash the imaginary cat is ready to go and Grace & I are ready to go. This year … Continue reading Bacon: God’s Chosen Food
I Love The Smell Of Gamma Rays In The Morning
...they smell like HULK SMASH! The Road To DogCon 3: This Year's Route As we all know, the imaginary con takes place in the fictional town of Wilted Springs, Texas. Normally, we would drive either south (thru California or Nevada to Arizona), then turn east...or go east (thru Nevada, Utah and Colorado, then turn south … Continue reading I Love The Smell Of Gamma Rays In The Morning
The Elightening, Yet Subversive, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pig Who Could Bake Pies
...co-starring her Uncle Snuffy So, continuing with the DogCon 3 theme, here is a list of music that we have listened to on the last two trips. "Janis Joplin Sings Led Zeppelin" "Woodstock 15: Original Soundtrack To The Movie" The soundtrack for "Harry Potter of Baker Street" "Frank Sinatra Sings Tom Waits" The Beatles "Grey … Continue reading The Elightening, Yet Subversive, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pig Who Could Bake Pies
Chapter 12: In Which Our Hero, Having Been Swallowed By a Whale, Learns To Enjoy The Taste Of Krill
...until he was coughed up onto a beach in the Azores The Road To DogCon 3: Say Hello To Flash As I announced many weeks ago, Grace & I decided to get an imaginary cat and that he would go with us & The Girls to DogCon this year. For a long time, we did … Continue reading Chapter 12: In Which Our Hero, Having Been Swallowed By a Whale, Learns To Enjoy The Taste Of Krill
The 67 Things You Might Want To Know About Emus
...#21: don't discuss emu oil anywhere near them E-zine Stuff In case I never mentioned it, the E-zine will be known as "The Potawango Island Gazette". I want it to sort of have the look of a newspaper, but it may come our looking more like a magazine. I will merely be the editor, since … Continue reading The 67 Things You Might Want To Know About Emus
Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes Down Under
...to see the funny animals The Website Poll Reviewed First off, thank you to the ten of you who took the poll. It helped me figure some things out and helped me know what I was not clear on when I composed said poll. There will be another poll about things website related coming soon. … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes Down Under
It’s All Fun And Sexy Games Until Your Jaw Muscles Start Aching
...too much of a good thing:) The Adventure Building Poll, Second Phase: The Army Of Terror Well, it seems that the brave and brilliant Professor Ram Singh has joined our group in their large, yet fast, tri motored airplane. Hot in pursuit of Professor Bader's zeppelin, which is bound for a little charted area of … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Sexy Games Until Your Jaw Muscles Start Aching
The Wonderfulness Of Eating Pie
...blueberry pie with whipped cream The Adventure By Poll Thing Ok, so now we have our locations... At the Lake Of The Pines resort, our creepy villain will cause all manner of trouble in The Woods Nearby, The Main Lodge, The Boathouse/Docks, The Cabins and The Small Island Just Offshore. The police in the nearby … Continue reading The Wonderfulness Of Eating Pie
Riding On A Moonbeam
...just havin' crazy fun Adventure Creation By Poll: The NPCs Ok, so obviously, not having a REAL poll made lots of you choose not to vote. Pussies! Anyway, here are the winning PCs as chosen by those who DID vote. Team Member NPCs Dr. Lois VanDane, medical doctor Professor Morris Moskowitz, walking encyclopedia Grimsby, gentleman's … Continue reading Riding On A Moonbeam
Pictures At An Extradition
...that one made me groan And The Poll Winner Is... CyberPulp Time & Dimensional Adventures! And why did I have you all vote on these genres? Why, to come up with adventure seeds, of course! 1: Death From Tomorrow: Wealthy and important people are being found nude and disoriented, babbling about having been kidnapped to … Continue reading Pictures At An Extradition
The Yellow Submarine Sandwich
...at the Pepperland Cafe Poll Results Ok, so I should have known that "A Mix Of Any 2 Of The Above" would be the winner. With that in mind, and having just re-read "Weather The Cuckoo Likes", I will use the popular "Cut Ups method to combine the other choices by twos. Please wait one … Continue reading The Yellow Submarine Sandwich
The Kitty Cats Burglarize A PetSmart Store
...but are caught the next morning because they overate and fell asleep Mad Gaming (or is it?) Experiment #26C Our next poll will break down the winning choice into sub-genres.
The Heartstopping Adventures Of Doctor Tempest In The City Of The Vampires
...from the August, 1908 issue Imaginary Gaming Convention News So, one week from today is the start of the very real GenCon, which I will be missing because Grace and I cannot afford to miss a beat on our descent into poverty (although we will have a house to live in while we are impoverished). … Continue reading The Heartstopping Adventures Of Doctor Tempest In The City Of The Vampires
My Other Dog Is a Werewolf
...it's a joke, Lucy I must be gettin' old, since in my recent DogCon post, I referred to this years fictional event as "DogCon 2". In fact, this being an alternate year, the con will be called CatCon 2. And speaking of the bigass fictional alternative to GenCon, I shall once again be running a … Continue reading My Other Dog Is a Werewolf
Dogs Makiing Milkshakes, Cats Frying French Fries, Mice Flipping Burgers
...it's an animal land IN N OUT franchise A Few Words On Future LJ Experiments I know I ended the Dungeon Delving game, but be of good cheer, Dear Readers...more experiments are on the way! Now, none of them will be designed for a long haul, but some will involve group storytelling/roleplaying. Others will be … Continue reading Dogs Makiing Milkshakes, Cats Frying French Fries, Mice Flipping Burgers
146 Erotic Uses For Play Doh
...147 if you have an extra nipple Day full of stuff ahead for me, considering I'm one of the Great Unemployed Masses. Writing is about 1/3 of it, and may keep me away from LJ for a few days...or not. We shall see. Along those lines, I may be emailing some of you gaming industry … Continue reading 146 Erotic Uses For Play Doh
A Child’s Book Of Very Squishy Things
...with special extra squishy cover padding Village Poll #3 But first, some facts about our village... 1: The village name is Brewerton, due to the fact that it is a near perfect place to brew beer. Additionally, the native yeasts make it a darned fine place to be a baker, too. 2: The Mayor, one … Continue reading A Child’s Book Of Very Squishy Things
Silver Eyed Flying Gerbilspiders
...a product of too much rum The Village Creation Poll, Part 2, Is Open
Doc Tempest: The Moscow Monstrosity
...from the very first graphic novel, March, 1980 A Game Setting Idea Submitted for your nitpicking... On an otherwise typical RPG fantasy world, there is a large expanse of land where the surface world, aside from many small kingdoms protected by powerful magical domes, is so deadly dangerous that even the most powerful of adventurers … Continue reading Doc Tempest: The Moscow Monstrosity
Ham Grenades
...made from explosive hogs The Village Creation Poll, Part 1, is closed The poll is closed and we have the major movers & shakers in our village. But fear not, those of you who were too timid/lazy/afraid to participate in the first poll: You'll ALL be able to do some voting soon enough. However, the … Continue reading Ham Grenades
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