The 9 Secrets Of How To Milk A Moose

...15 secrets, if you're Canadian Yesterday: Scribbled ideas and outlines, gardened, did housework, wrangled basset hounds, smooched wife, laughed madly, plotted Today: Dog park, writing, weed whacking, cooking, more plotting, secret stuff, cooking, more wife smooching Tonight: Next entry in Violet's adventures, more mad laughter

The Heartwarming, Yet Politically Incorrect, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Happy Kitten

...co-starring her pet emu, Yvette Mr. Cross Goes Mad Well, really, that's pretty old news. What I really mean is that, due to reading vast amounts of Narbonic recently (in order to have read the entire 5 years worth of strips), as well as reading that Atlas Games has THIS coming out, I've been thinking … Continue reading The Heartwarming, Yet Politically Incorrect, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Happy Kitten

The Rare And Beautiful Farting Marmoset Of Potawango Island

...beautiful, but very flatulent I got up at 5:30 this morning, in hopes that I'll be so tired when my flight to GenCon leaves that I'll be able to snooze during the trip. And that includes catnapping during my 2 hour layover in Texas. Will my plan work? Stay tuned...oh, wait...I won't be blogging from … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Farting Marmoset Of Potawango Island