Hoozonfurst?

...wutzonsekond! Man, was that Puppy Bowl ever a nail biter! And could the officiating have sucked just a bit more? I mean, calling Unnecessary Ruff-ness on Jackson, the Golden Retriever(and Rookie of the Year), when it was crystal clear that the real roughness was coming from that big Visla pup who had him pinned down! … Continue reading Hoozonfurst?

If You Don’t Grab Life By The Balls, Life Will Grab You By The Throat

...true dat Well, Grace is at school using the computer lab, the girls are snoozing after a prolonged wrasslin' match and I'm on my second mug of tea (decaf, after the daily Bigass Mug Of Oolong) and things here at Casa del Basset Hound are perhaps a tad mellower and more lazy than they should … Continue reading If You Don’t Grab Life By The Balls, Life Will Grab You By The Throat

Wine Gets Mellow And Gains Character, Cheese Gets Stronger And Smellier

...and I reckon I do all of the above as I age Birthday Update Went to the Indian buffet for lunch. Good food and I partook of it robustly. May explode soon. Gifted myself with a couple of used CD's (Tom Waits Closing Time and The Ramones Ramonesmania)from Dimple Records. Wrassled with the girls and … Continue reading Wine Gets Mellow And Gains Character, Cheese Gets Stronger And Smellier

Why I Love Fog

...and other tales your mother warned you about Cryptic Announcement Soon, like in a day or so, some of you will get an invite to be the LJ friend of shadowgm. Take the offer, because Uncle Doc is up to something and he wants some of you to be part of it. That is all.

The Thrilling Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Versus The Zombie Lord

...from the August 1898 issue Stuff...We Got Stuff 1: Not trying to sound whiny here, but fuck this freezing cold! 2: Since I can use some extra money for everything from gardening to this years GenCon trip, I'm gonna start on a "writing for money" project. Maybe two...I haven't decided yet. 3: Hmmm...my birthday is … Continue reading The Thrilling Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Versus The Zombie Lord

Milkbeer

...ewwwww! Not much going on here at the old homestead. Grace's bout with the flu has mutated into bronchitis, so she's on antibiotics. I'm about 98% back to normal, with just the odd cough to contend with. The girls are very healthy and full of piss & vinegar. I have some projects to start here … Continue reading Milkbeer

The Tale Of The Thief, The Housewife And The Perfect Score

...it was...I mean...damn! Lazy Thoughts On A Lazy Day 1: In a couple of hours (after Grace and Winker return fron the vet), My Sweet Little Chocolate Pizza Of Happiness and I will be heading to IKEA to check out bookcases, which we are in dire need of. 2: I've been doing some thinking about … Continue reading The Tale Of The Thief, The Housewife And The Perfect Score