...and her incredible flying car, BetsyTo My Dear Friend Avis Crane On Her BirthdayIf we are lucky in our lives, we get to have at least one friend to whom we can reveal all about ourselves without fear of being judged. They will take you as you are, the Good the Bad and the Ugly and … Continue reading The Adventures Of Sally Smithfield, Girl Inventor
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I’m Not Bad, I’m Just Drawn…No, Wait, I AM Bad
...bad to the boneMiles Walked Last Night: None, because work kicked my ass and made me it's bitch Doc Update #4,982, 351I'm taking a break from my weekend garden chores due to Grace's fanciful notion that working more than an hour in this triple digit heat might adversely affect my health and my ability to cook … Continue reading I’m Not Bad, I’m Just Drawn…No, Wait, I AM Bad
Face Eating Zombie Goats
...run away!Miles Walked Last Night: 1.8 miles (didn't time it)Miles Walked Tonight: 2.5 miles in 45 minutes (that last half mile uphill was a motherfucker)Movie StuffWatched another 6 episodes of The Slayers last night and it was more good fun with that wacky Lena Inverse and her pals. I have 2 more discs to go … Continue reading Face Eating Zombie Goats
Here…Hold This Anvil
...while I grease up the bowling ballsMiles Walked Tonight: 1.9 miles in 32 minutesOne of the good things about Netflix is that we can catch up on movies we never went to see in the theatres (like Madagascar, which we saw tonight) or anime we never got to see all of at cons (like tomorrow nights … Continue reading Here…Hold This Anvil
You Were Only Worth My Time When You Were Naked, Baby
...she was that kind of dameThings My Wife Won't Let Me Do1: Own/ride a motorcycle2: Shave off my moustach3: Cut my long hair4: Get a tattoo5: Make "danger noises", especially when drivingGee, I really can't think of anything else she won't let me do. She's a damned fine wife!More bloggage after dinner and walkies.
The Rare And Beautiful Potawango Island Singing Crab
...mostly, they sing Sinatra tunesWalked Today: 1.4 miles in 24 minutesMy plans to get up early and work in the garden didn't exactly go off properly. I got up at 6 am, but didn't get out to the garden until 8:30. After spraying some nastyass herbicide on the hated Bermuda Grass, the rest of the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Potawango Island Singing Crab
Tales Of Martian Science
...now with full color photographsWalked Tonight: 1.9 miles in 22 minutesSo, two little boys are sitting dining room table one morning and their mother asks them what they want for breakfast.Little Boy #1 says, "Just gimme some of those fucking corn flakes"Wham! His mother slaps him across the face, knocking him out of the chair. … Continue reading Tales Of Martian Science
Sweet Hot Squinky Love
...it's what's for dinner:)Stuffathon!1: My main cooking man, Alton Brown, broke his clavicle (collar bone) somewhere in the Nevada desert while filming his new Food Network limited series "Feasting On Asphalt". Not sure when it happened, but I read about it on his website last night. Having had a broken collarbone myself, I'd like to … Continue reading Sweet Hot Squinky Love
The Effects Of Naked Women On The Criminal Mind
...distracting, to say the leastWalked Today: 1.6 miles in 35 minutes (including 15 minutes getting chow at Subway)We got our Netflix discs today. Just got done watching "The Triplets of Bellville" (which I highly recommend) and now Grace is watching (and I'm half watching) "Aeon Flux". At least Charlize Theron looks hot in skintight catsuits:) Tomorrow, … Continue reading The Effects Of Naked Women On The Criminal Mind
Throw Another Wimp On The Barbee, Mate
...them's good eatin'Walked Today: 1.7 miles in 21 minutesI'll be keeping track of my walking program here, so get used to it:)In other news, Grace and I signed up for Netflix and should get our first flix any time now. She has about 200 movies in her queue...I have 9. Most of mine are animated movies, … Continue reading Throw Another Wimp On The Barbee, Mate
Bouncy Blue Bonobos
...boing boing boing Grace and I went to the SPCA Doggie Dash yesterday. It was jam packed with people and their dogs, most of whom ran or walked in the 5K race. There were booths set up by everyone from dog rescue organizations to pet day care places to a guy who brews & sells … Continue reading Bouncy Blue Bonobos
Three Hours Spent Sitting In A Cedar Tree
...well, at least it smelled niceDoc UpdateNo really big plans for the upcoming weekend (aside from the ongoing gardening), altho Grace and I might go to SPCA Doggy Dash on Saturday. It will be nice to hang out with some pooches for awhile.I'm getting towards the midpoint on setting up the next section of the World Building Game. … Continue reading Three Hours Spent Sitting In A Cedar Tree
The Flame Women Come Home
...but never to stay Not A Real Timeline Of My Life: Part 8 September, 1971 to May, 1972: Doc's seventh and final term at Hobarts (held in Ciudad Norton, Baja Territory, BFE) goes well...considering that (with the ever helpful Avis) he helps expose USA President Reagan as a traitor, stops a brainwashed 4th year student from shooting the Headmaster, … Continue reading The Flame Women Come Home
The Kitty Cats Hijack A Zeppelin
...in a story in Thrilling Feline Aviation Stories Goings On At Castle Cross The garden continues to expand with today's completion of Driveway Veggie Bed X-47 Alpha. I planted everything from chiles to cantaloups in that baby. Next garden action: planting berry vines, geraniums and lantanas. In gaming news, besides gearing up for the next … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Hijack A Zeppelin
In Blog We Trust
...yeah, right. Guitar Auction Grace has put my father's 1942 Martin O-15 guitar up for sale on ebay. The auction/sale/whatever (I'm ebay clueless, I'm just relaying what she left me on a note this morning) number is 7419089195. If you know any guitar collectors, point them towards it. No Timeline in this entry...gotta leave early … Continue reading In Blog We Trust
The Sun Is The Same, In A Relative Way
...but you're older Tomorrow will mark one year since Roscoe died. I had kinda considered staying home from work with a bottle of tequila, but several things changed my mind. Can't afford to lose a day of work, can't drink like I used to, don't want to upset Grace and Roscoe never did like tequila … Continue reading The Sun Is The Same, In A Relative Way
Stop Making Those Danger Noises
...said the Sweet Angel to the Old Scoundrel Yesterday, Grace and I went up to Marysville and took my mom out to lunch. It was a belated Mothers Day present for Mom, since she was gone on a gambling (and winning) trip with my aunt & uncle last weekend. We had a nice lunch and … Continue reading Stop Making Those Danger Noises
The Legendary Kilted Portugese Dinosaur Hunter
...at the Big Hippiefest Behold the new icon. Sorry it isn't a better pic.
Flying Mecha Pig Squad #47
...protecting Neo-Tokyo Och, I canna keep up wit' me Cannas! Well, actually, Scottish accents aside, I can keep up with them, but it ain't easy. Ya see, 4 years ago, I planted five Dwarf Pink Cannas. Beautiful pink flowers, compact 2-3 foot size, hardy as all hell, long blooming season...and fucking incredibly prolific. Those 5 … Continue reading Flying Mecha Pig Squad #47
Wall Of Ice Cream
...either Phish Food or Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough To all of my friends who are mothers... HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! You have the most important job on earth. Bless every one of you.
Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes Outlaw
...biker, that is Howdy, boys and girls! Your Uncle Doc has been slightly cranky lately, mostly because my left knee has been hurting and I've had to sit and rest it. That means no nightly walks and no gardening...hence the crankiness. However, due to the resting and the 4,931 assorted vitamins, minerals, herbs, supplements and … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes Outlaw
The Famous California Hunting Pig
...he was a pretty good retriever Mr.Cross Takes Another Step On The Road To Hell Scene: Mr. Cross is walking down the street. Ahead are some young people handing out PETA literature. Mr. Cross has a wicked grin on his face. Earnest Young Lady (as she tries to hand Mr. Cross a flyer): "Did you … Continue reading The Famous California Hunting Pig
WWMND? What Would Mr. Natural Do?
...I mean, besides annoy Flakey Foont? A big NO-PRIZE to any of you who can identify those thwo characters:) I overslept by an hour today, so I'm a bit rushed. Normally, I like to wake up 3 hours before I need to be at work. Today, I only got 2 hours. "Supernatural had its season … Continue reading WWMND? What Would Mr. Natural Do?
Mexican Jenny And The Naked Slip & Slide
...which got alot slipperier once we busted out the vegetable oil Well, my little chili dogs, your Uncle Doc is about half wasted due to a combination of working my ass off in the garden and then pounding down a 40 of beer. This post may not be as long or as coherent as I … Continue reading Mexican Jenny And The Naked Slip & Slide
Fresno Freddy Makes The Big Score
...and he even got the girl, too. I resumed my walking routine last night with a brisk jaunt around our block. It comes out to seven tenths of a mile, which is a nice start for a guy who hasn't done any exercise walking in almost 6 months. No lasting aches or pains, so I'll … Continue reading Fresno Freddy Makes The Big Score
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