Tales Of Martian Science

…now with full color photographs

Walked Tonight: 1.9 miles in 22 minutes

So, two little boys are sitting dining room table one morning and their mother asks them what they want for breakfast.

Little Boy #1 says, “Just gimme some of those fucking corn flakes”

Wham! His mother slaps him across the face, knocking him out of the chair. She turns to the other boy and says, “What do YOU want for breakfast?”

Little Boy #2 says, “I dunno, but it sure as shit ain’t them fucking cornflakes”

Badum Boom!

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