You Were Only Worth My Time When You Were Naked, Baby

…she was that kind of dame

Things My Wife Won’t Let Me Do

1:
Own/ride a motorcycle
2: Shave off my moustach
3: Cut my long hair
4: Get a tattoo
5: Make “danger noises”, especially when driving

Gee, I really can’t think of anything else she won’t let me do. She’s a damned fine wife!

More bloggage after dinner and walkies.