...before outfoxing Inspector Lupin Doc's Day The day (after eating breakfast and drinking tea) started with a trip to the dog park with the girls. Much romping about was done by my sweet canine cuties. Afterwards, I went to buy dogfood and pig ears while Grace and the girls enjoyed the coolness of Chez Cross … Continue reading Chapter 3: In Which Our Hero Seduces The Countess And Then Eats A Hearty Breakfast
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A Fine Pig’s Milk Cheese
...served with fresh durian Time To Empty Out My Head 1: Watched Heroes on Monday night and...damn! I love that show! 2: 112 days until GenCon! 3: Speaking of GenCon, I've got a few ideas for games I might run for my friends. First is a pretty standard CyberPulp game, full of action and adventure … Continue reading A Fine Pig’s Milk Cheese
Dogs Cooking Dinner, Cats Mixing Drinks, Mice Playing Jazz
...it's an animal house Weekend Report Saturday was mostly all about Grace heading off to American River College to work on a class project, me doing many different things in the garden and the girls mostly sleeping or playing or going walkies. In the evening, we watched tv and Harry Potter and the Goblet of … Continue reading Dogs Cooking Dinner, Cats Mixing Drinks, Mice Playing Jazz
Doc Tempest And The Comet Creatures
...from the December 1952 issue El Stuffo Spring is certainly not acting like a lady hereabouts. Low temps, high winds, lotsa clouds...all things that impede the joyful progress of my veggie garden. I read last night that Dragon and Dungeon magazines will be shutting down. While I almost never read Dragon during it's recent "all … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Comet Creatures
Cow Things
...no bull Very relaxed day today. Some Civ III, some gardening, some dog wrasslin', some wife smooching...all most pleasant. Watched the series finale of The Dresden Files. Very good episode and I hope the show gets picked up for next season. And now, replacing the Fantasy World Building Poll, it's the Pulp Character Creation Poll! … Continue reading Cow Things
Chapter 27: In Which Our Hero Escapes Death, Foils An Evil Plot And Beds The Widow Addams
...a story not suitable for young people Well, my little elfin pals, I've hammered out most of the characters for the CyberPulp game I'll be running at ConQuest Sac tomorrow. I've also washed tons of dirty clothes and dirty dishes, walked the girls to the park, just finished a couple of way beyond delicious bowls … Continue reading Chapter 27: In Which Our Hero Escapes Death, Foils An Evil Plot And Beds The Widow Addams
Thank You For Dancing With All Of Us Fat Girls
...she said Doc Update Yesterday was astoundingly busy at work. We had both a full house for lunch and many deliveries. It must have been National Eat A Ton Of Damn Pizza Day. By the time I got home, I was too tired to work on making characters for my Saturday game at ConQuest Sac. … Continue reading Thank You For Dancing With All Of Us Fat Girls
The Wildly Funny, Yet Somewhat Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Very Comfortable Panties
... costarring her pet kinkajou, Duffy A very happy Undead Jesus Day (or Chocolate Bunny Day) to all of you. My plans for today feature me planting seeds and seedlings in pots and then finally watching that Boris Karloff as Mr. Wong double feature DVD. Somewhere in there I'll also knock out a tasty lunch … Continue reading The Wildly Funny, Yet Somewhat Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Very Comfortable Panties
Sex Lesson #3: If You Have To Ask, Then She Didn’t
...assuming, of course, that you care Not much of note happening here at the G&R Cross Home For Spoiled Basset Hounds. I'm still woefully behind on my gardening, altho I did buy a beautiful new variety of Sedum that is a bright chartreuse color. With luck, it will be as fast spreading and care free … Continue reading Sex Lesson #3: If You Have To Ask, Then She Didn’t
Mucking About With The Spacetime Continuum
...at least, until it mucks back Doc's Saturday I took the girls with me to visit my mom. They got along very well with her toy poodle, Charlie. I visited with Mom and my eldest nephew, Zach (who is 25) for awhile and then Mom took me out to the garden where she proceeded to … Continue reading Mucking About With The Spacetime Continuum
The Kosher Dill Pickle That Ate Los Angeles
...and portions of Cucamonga Doc Update The allergic assault upon my sinuses and other body parts has finally subsided to the Mildly Annoying level. I suspect that out recent air clearing rains helped. My poor knee bashed left leg is still not functioning at the 100% level, so I'll be off the treadmill for another … Continue reading The Kosher Dill Pickle That Ate Los Angeles
Screwing The Security Guard Was Worth An Extra 5%
...they all agreed that was fair Here's a little factoid for all of you who may bake dog treats for your pooches: If you use a bunch of high fiber grains, be prepared for extra walkies. The high fiber has not really affected Winker, but Daisy is earning a spot in the Canine Clean Colon … Continue reading Screwing The Security Guard Was Worth An Extra 5%
The Touchingly Goofy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Little Boy Who Painted Cows
...featuring her best friend, Nervous Eddie Doc Update Healthwise: Allergies still plague me (and, it would seem, they plague about half the population of Sacramento), but I survive. My leg was looking like it might be infected again, but we've decided that it was actually a reaction to hitting the treadmill too soon after my … Continue reading The Touchingly Goofy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Little Boy Who Painted Cows
My Life Among The Civilized People
...with comments on politics, religion, morality and sex G'day, my little internet pals. Uncle Doc is feeling considerably better today, but that could all unravel once I go out to tackle the landscape...which I will do after going to the store to gather up ingredients for steak etoufee. Yum Yum! Aside from cooking and gardening, … Continue reading My Life Among The Civilized People
The Horticultural Whore Gets His Ass Kicked
...by the plant world Well, my planned day of outdoor fun was well and truly buggered. Allergies have reduced me to a sneezing runny nosed blob of blahness. We managed a short trip to the dog park and I got Herb Garden F-32/B planted, but by the time I finished, I was out for the … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Gets His Ass Kicked
The Kitty Cats Go Undercover
...to infiltrate the Canine Mob My sweet dog, Daisy, managed to cause me to trip and fall on Wednesday night. I banged my left knee pretty hard and now it is swollen and tender as hell. Daisy was unhurt and was pretty concerned for me as I lay on the floor writhing in agony. Actually, … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Go Undercover
The Astounding Adventures Of Doctor Tempest In The City Of Demons
...from the April, 1884 issue We went to see "Bridge to Terabithia" today and it was a pretty good flick. Badly misrepresented in it's ad campaign, but still worth watching. I will warn you that, unless you are a heartless wretch, you will shed a tear or two. No dog park for the girls today, … Continue reading The Astounding Adventures Of Doctor Tempest In The City Of Demons
The Sweetest Dominatrix In Fair Oaks, California
...and she baked great cookies, too Today's trip to the dog park was fun for the girls. The one we went to was huge and not too crowded. Both of them were pretty tired out by the time we got home. I once again took up my Holy Jihad against the Weedy Infidels that have … Continue reading The Sweetest Dominatrix In Fair Oaks, California
Deep Fried Xenomorphs
...served with extra crispies Well, it's almost midnight and both the girls and myself are still up. I'm up cos I've spent the last 2 hours crushing France out of existence in Civ 3. The girls are up cos they've spent the last 3 hours sleeping. Grace? She went to bed about 9:30. So anyway, … Continue reading Deep Fried Xenomorphs
The Synthetic People Will Eat Your Face
...except for Morrie, who prefers feet My Adventure In Self-Inflicted Wounds This morning, as I was hurrying to get out the door and off to my dermatologists office for my Tuesday session in the UVB Booth of Doom, I hurried a bit too much while slicing a pig ear chew for the girls. El Knifo … Continue reading The Synthetic People Will Eat Your Face
Red Cat Scream
...a neo-blues song My weekend was, by turns, fun...busy...more fun...tiring...exceptionally stressful...busy...tasty...big fun...busy...restful. On Sunday, the gaming group (minus Grace who is in Homework Hell) played Settlers of Catan. It was great fun and I won the game in a very close three way race for that 10th victory point. And now... Adventure Seed #5: The … Continue reading Red Cat Scream
Wandering In The Dreamhills
...with Tom Waits and Mark Twain, no less Yeah, that above is from a totally cool dream I had last night. It also featured: a nubile young lass, very small towns from my youth that no longer resemble small towns, a big ol' friendly black Lab named Pete, a '57 Chevy pickup and my mom … Continue reading Wandering In The Dreamhills
Therapy Fun: Part 3
...posted in 2025 Therapist: And what do we do when we feel old? Luke: Go have a good long sex romp with my wife. Therapist: No...ummm...well, okay. . . Therapist: So, what do we do when we feel frustrated? Blue: Blow shit up. Omar: Fuck shit up. Yoyo: Pee on things that frustrated you. Me: … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 3
Beware Of Buttsnakes!
...they will bite your hiney Stuff...Posed Just The Way You Like It 1: In my Dundracon reportage, I failed to mention the Buyer's Baazar (aka Flea Market). That would be because, by and large, it sucked. It only ran on Saturday (because in recent years the Sunday sessions were drying up fast), it closed doors … Continue reading Beware Of Buttsnakes!
The Secret Mouse Invasion
...they want our cheese Even Hank Aaron Struck Out Once In A While Well sir, after 18 years of GMing sold out, packed full with extra players Toon games here at DunDraCon, I had my first dud. Well, not a dud really, but a less than usually great game. Ten people did in fact sign … Continue reading The Secret Mouse Invasion
