…posted in 2025
Therapist: And what do we do when we feel old?
Luke: Go have a good long sex romp with my wife.
Therapist: No…ummm…well, okay.
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Therapist: So, what do we do when we feel frustrated?
Blue: Blow shit up.
Omar: Fuck shit up.
Yoyo: Pee on things that frustrated you.
Me: Everything they said.
Therapist: Oh for fuck’s sake!
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Therapist: What do we do when our husband upsets us.
Amy: Tranquilizer dart to his ass.
Mara: Freeze him in carbonite.
Therapist: Holy shit!
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Therapist: Alright, I’m going to ask a question and…
Yoyo: Trees!
Doc: Enchiladas!
Annie: A test tube of mold spores
Grace: Cake!
Blue: 1683!
Sunny: A fish that can sing!
Mara: Goat cheese!
Grindy: A 720 reverse with a kick!
Therapist: I should have studied geology.