Therapy Fun: Part 3

…posted in 2025

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel old?

Luke: Go have a good long sex romp with my wife.

Therapist: No…ummm…well, okay.

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Therapist: So, what do we do when we feel frustrated?

Blue: Blow shit up.

Omar: Fuck shit up.

Yoyo: Pee on things that frustrated you.

Me: Everything they said.

Therapist: Oh for fuck’s sake!

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Therapist: What do we do when our husband upsets us.

Amy: Tranquilizer dart to his ass.

Mara: Freeze him in carbonite.

Grace: Petrifico Totalis hex.

Therapist: Holy shit!

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Therapist: Alright, I’m going to ask a question and…

Yoyo: Trees!

Doc: Enchiladas!

Annie: A test tube of mold spores

Grace: Cake!

Therapist: I haven’t…

Blue: 1683!

Sunny: A fish that can sing!

Mara: Goat cheese!

Grindy: A 720 reverse with a kick!

Therapist: I should have studied geology.