...because Sasha has come to stay Doc, Grace, Lucy & Winker Cross are happy to announce the adoption of Miss Sasha Jane Cross as of 12:30 pm, Jan. 2nd, 2012. Sasha is an approximately 3 year old, red and white Basset Hound. Her previous mom & dad both work, have 2 other dogs and have … Continue reading Now We Are Five
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The Mostly True, Yet Still Pretty Unbelievable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boys Who Stole Panties
...co-starring her pet guanaco, Pepe You get Doclopedia and fiction today, kids! (Note: I'm posting the fiction from April, 2013, because I forgot to port it over from my now defunct fiction blog.) The Doclopedia #391 Look What I Found!: High Fantasy Roleplaying Edition Look, Ardex, there it is, just as the blind seer … Continue reading The Mostly True, Yet Still Pretty Unbelievable, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boys Who Stole Panties
Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Whilst Infiltrating The Coronation Of The French King, Is Afflicted With Flatulence Most Foul
...I hate when that happens Yo, internet homies, today I'm starting a hopefully pretty regular series where I cover various topics about things I like. Later, I'll start a similar series about things that piss me off. First up today: food! Great Things To Eat: Part One Curry: There are all sorts of curries out … Continue reading Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Whilst Infiltrating The Coronation Of The French King, Is Afflicted With Flatulence Most Foul
I Said “Living Dead”, Not “Living Bread”!
...now I've got to shotgun that loaf of rye Goddammit, I swear that in 2012 I'll get back to a regular posting schedule here. In the mean time, a few tidbits before I roll out the first of several new Doclopedia posts. 1: It looks very much like I'll be running two official games at … Continue reading I Said “Living Dead”, Not “Living Bread”!
You’ve Got A Fiend In Me, Buddy!
...what? The Doclopedia #388 My Family, Part Two..: Cousin Amy Unlike many of my relatives, my cousin Amy was not mentally “different”, had no strange religious or political affiliations, didn't obsess over anything and was, in general, a nice ordinary young lady. Except for being invisible much of the time. Sadly, Amy was afflicted with … Continue reading You’ve Got A Fiend In Me, Buddy!
Sauce For The Gooseberry
...yum? After giving it some thought and also seeing how this blog has not been getting my full love and attention, I've decided that I wil go back to posting Doclopedia entries here. Longer fiction pieces wil still be put on the fiction blog over at http://doccross.blogspot.com/ (where right now you can find the second … Continue reading Sauce For The Gooseberry
Drunken Guinea Pigs Trampled My Chamomile
...and they laughed while doing it! On Tuesday, I should be going back to work after a nearly three week hiatus due to my fucked up shoulder. This comes not a moment to soon, since both boredom and daytime television were slowly sucking away my sanity. Jesus Christ on a surfboard, who programs the shit … Continue reading Drunken Guinea Pigs Trampled My Chamomile
On The Edge Of Madness
...and hanging on by a pinky So I dove headlong into NaNoWriMo this year, but after about 6,000 words I was swatted with the Cold Herring Of Reality: My Real Life Schedule does not give me enought free time + clear headedness to pound out 1,666 words a day for long form writing. I work … Continue reading On The Edge Of Madness
The Seven Things You Must Always Do When Being Chased By A Dinosaur
...#2 Run faster Another Saturday Night And I Ain't Got No Money Jeez, has it actually been a week since I last posted on here? Apparently, my writing mojo has really fallen down and can't get up. The diet goes well. No idea how much I actually weighed when I started, but I'm guessing 295. … Continue reading The Seven Things You Must Always Do When Being Chased By A Dinosaur
Handsome Joe Catches A Rabbit
...and has no idea what to do with it Saturday In Review Aside from starting the diet, today was pretty much a cockup as far as my plans went. First off, the only Home Depot that rents weed whackers rented them all out by the time I got there. That hosed my main gardening plans. … Continue reading Handsome Joe Catches A Rabbit
Crazed Ichthyosaurs Terrorized My Sea Hares
...I'll wait while you google it Chapter 777: In Which Your Humble Narrator Hits The Wall Those of you who read my fiction blog will have noticed that I haven't posted anything there for several days. On Facebook, my comments and posts have slowed to a trickle. It's been three days since I did any … Continue reading Crazed Ichthyosaurs Terrorized My Sea Hares
The Blatantly Pornographic, Yet Still Somehow Work Safe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Three Hunky Guys
...co-starring her best friend, Fully Flexible Francine Doc Update #47,003 READING: World War Z by Max Brooks EATING: Too damned much. Severe dieting & exercise starts soon DOING: Removal of summer garden veggies/Planting of the winter garden veggies. WRITING: As much as possible, but still not enough. LISTENING: To more Americana and Swing, less Rock … Continue reading The Blatantly Pornographic, Yet Still Somehow Work Safe, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Three Hunky Guys
Sects & Vile Inns
...I have no shame Doc Update 1: As this post proves, my attempt to do general blogging on a regular schedule is failing miserably. 2: On the other hand, the fiction blog is getting new posts 6 days a week. 3: I'll be having another 4 day staycation from October 22-25. The theme of this … Continue reading Sects & Vile Inns
The Horticultural Whore Returns From The Dead
...or at least dormancy It has been a damned long time since I did one of these garden updates, so here goes. For the last year or two, my garden has been overrun by weeds. This has not changed, but it will next week when I rent a weed whacker and lay waste to my … Continue reading The Horticultural Whore Returns From The Dead
The Flying Spanaducci Sisters in “Ropin’, Ridin’ & Romance”
...co-starring the Ritz Brothers Doc Update I'm going to try to do near daily posts on here, but you never know what Real Life stuff will pop up to get in the way of that. I hope to post some roleplaying ideas and such, as well as a review of some of my favorite music, … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters in “Ropin’, Ridin’ & Romance”
Electrical Zombies From Inner Space
...in ZOMBIESCOPE A Note From The Future! (This post revised 5/19/2012) This post was originally about me putting Doclopedia stuff on the fiction blog, but that didn't work out, so I'm moving it back here. In fact, as of 5/19/2012, the fiction blog (over on Blogger) is living on borrowed time. So here are some … Continue reading Electrical Zombies From Inner Space
Bucky & Squint Are The New Black
...no, I don't know what it means UPDATES!: Grace's arm is healing up nicely and she can sleep on her back now, although not for too long...I got one of my slightly less than every two years royalty checks from Steve Jackson Games. $29.99! It will go into the DunDraCon fund...Speaking of DunDraCon, I may … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are The New Black
The Dreaded Flying Booger Bomb
...incoming!!! The Doclopedia #373 Great Junkyards: Mantoni's Junkyard Founded in 1870 by Enzo Mantoni in Brooklyn, New York, this junkyard is a mecca for tinkerers, inventors and gadgeteers because it has the best science junk anywhere. Early on, old Enzo managed to get salvage rights to junk left on the streets in all five boroughs … Continue reading The Dreaded Flying Booger Bomb
Hugo Drove A Yugo
...and we all tried not to laugh Yarr, ya goggle eyed grunions, it be Talk Like A Pirate Day and Ol' Cap'n Doc is settin' sail for fun and mayhem! It also be the beginnin' of a new week fer the Doclopedia, so ya can take a gander below, iffin' ye can read, that is. … Continue reading Hugo Drove A Yugo
The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Flea Beetles Of Potawango Island
...such beautiful choreography I am sorely tempted to take a couple more staycation days next month. There's a bunch of stuff what needs to be done around the old homestead. Of course, I could also do some writing, too. Here is the final Doclopedia entry for this week, folks! Enjoy it and PLEASE comment on … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Flea Beetles Of Potawango Island
Tales Of Lusty Wickedness
or wicked lustiness Grace Update: She will be working half days this week, then full time after that. She seems to be healing up at the proper pace and is in less pain every day, although she did have a bout of food poisoning on Sunday night and Monday morning. And now, today's Doclopedia entry … Continue reading Tales Of Lusty Wickedness
Doctor Silkmelon Investigates A Murder
...aided by his good friend Mr. Porkwaffle Update-A-Thon! Grace Update: Her busted arm is healing and she can now use it a little bit. She will once again attempt to go back to work in about a week and a half. Doc Update: After nearly a month off, I have re-started all blogs. Healthwise, I'm … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon Investigates A Murder
The Not Quite Sad, Yet Not Quite Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Little Girl Who Stole Cars
...co-starring her pet lion fish, Marty Welcome back to the blog, Gentle Readers. As you no doubt have figured out, my two week break from posting Doclopedia posts..or much of anything else.. was extended a bit. This was partly because of Grace breaking her arm and partly due to us losing our internet access from … Continue reading The Not Quite Sad, Yet Not Quite Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Little Girl Who Stole Cars
Lace Panties In The Glove Compartment
...thank goodness it was Dad who found them, not mom. The Doclopedia #338 Movies Not Of This Earth: Who Drained Rodney Rabbit? (Smutty Putty Films, 1988) On Earth 95, where Humans and Toons co-exist, there is toon porn, which is both hilariously funny and oddly erotic. The most famous of all this animated smut is … Continue reading Lace Panties In The Glove Compartment
The Journal Of The Royal Society Of GLBT Alchemists
...worth a read, plus they throw a great convention No Doclopedia post just yet, but I want to let y'all know that after Things Found Underground finishes up, I'll do my first Doclopedia/Fiction Blog crossover theme: After The Change Came. It will explain in greater depth more about that fictional setting. Ooh...I feel so Marvel/DC … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Society Of GLBT Alchemists
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