…oops, wrong mushrooms in that soup, Mrs. D!
Programming Note: I noticed that I was askew on my days with the 365 characters. Normally, new weeks start on Wednesday, but this week it would have been Thursday. Turns out that I got carried away with Average Joe Week and posted 15 Joes instead of 14. Anyway, to get back on track, we’ll end Spy Week a day early and begin Guardians Week.
The Doclopedia #71
Guardians: Mr. Bell, The Guardian at the Gates of Hell
You’ll find Mr. Bell in a modest house just outside small town in the midwest. He is short (5’5″), pudgy (180 lbs) and totally unremarkable looking. He seems to be a very pleasant fellow and his neighbors have nothing bad to say about him…when they even remember that he lives nearby.
The Gates of Hell are in the basement of his house and look remarkably like a simple wooden door set in the concrete wall. The door is painted red and is locked tight. Only Mr. Bell and “The Big Boss” can open it. Any attempt to force it (from either side) will result in Mr. Bell getting very upset and ripping you limb from limb, then devouring your still warm flesh. On the other hand, if you ask politely, he may well just chuckle and open the door for you. Getting back out is, of course, another matter.
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