The 163 Things You Should Know Before Having Sex On The Beach

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…#1: Don’t!

Ok, I’ve now entered one of my rare hyper-domestic stages and must buy groceries before madly cleaning the house. But before that, here’s something I should have posted long ago…

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Date Created:2004-03-06
Number of Posts: 1,185
Doc Cross, the most famous of all the great pulp era heroes, is a shining example of the perfection ordinary folks should strive for. With his team of two fisted geniuses to back him up, he fights to good fight against Criminal Masterminds, Mad Scientists, Crazed Occultists and Evildoers everywhere!
Strengths: Bold, brave, intelligent, creative, good looking, well hung, modest
Weaknesses: Perhaps a bit too trusting of hot young women with sad stories.
Special Skills: The ability to cloud people’s minds so they cannot see him.

Also, a nice singing voice.
Weapons: Two fists of steel and an iron will…plus, lots of firearms and sharp stabby things.
Motto: “Fuck this shit, it’s time to kick ass!”


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I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.

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