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The Doclopedia #313
Cool Shoes: The Brain Boosting Sensible Shoes
These shoes are not even a little bit cool, stylish or sexy, but once you put them on, your brain power will go through the roof. You’ll be doing math problems so complex that you’ll make idiot savants go “Holy Crap!” Figuring out complex chemical formulas? Piece of cake! Analyzing evidence at a crime scene? Sherlock Holmes would bow down to you! Raking in a big pile of moolah at the blackjack tables in Vegas? Go for it!
Figuring out the United States Tax Code? Ok, that one might take a few weeks.
The Brain Boosting Sensible Shoes look like a very comfy, but totally utilitarian pair of men’s or women’s shoes. Only the image of a brain on the insole at the heel will give you a clue about them.
The Doclopedia #314
Cool Shoes: The Sandals Of Strength
It’s rumored that these are the same sandals that Samson once wore, because they are old looking and confer enormous strength upon the wearer. Long hair is optional.
When you have these sandals on your feet, you can lift up to two tons of weight and toss a Smart Car about a mile. Of course, the average wimp on the street can toss a Smart Car fifty feet, but still…
Please be aware that the Sandals of Strength do NOT make you any tougher versus physical harm. Bullets will NOT bounce off of you and if you stub your toe, it’s still going to hurt like hell.
The Sandals of Strength are a pair of ancient looking sandals that have a small image of Samson tearing down the temple on the strap.
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