…they never really found an audience
Here is the final entry in the Cool Shoes theme. Below it, you’ll find the first two posts of the new theme By The Numbers
The Doclopedia #315
Cool Shoes: The Badass Blue Suede Shoes
Simply put, these are the shoes that will let you kick ass and take names. You will be absolutely cool, calm and collected while you open up a can of whoop ass on evildoers and other uncool twits. In addition to that, your clothes will remain spotless and your hair will never get mussed up.
These shoes give you vastly improved strength, speed, toughness, agility and coolness. They also look great and are really comfortable. People will turn their heads to check you out.
These shoes are so cool and badass that you will know them as soon as you see them.
The Doclopedia #316
By The Numbers: 3
…is how many clones each agent of the Society of Deathbringers gets to use before he or she is retired. And by “retired”, we mostly mean killed, although a few agents have managed to fake their own deaths and retire in obscurity. As a result of knowing that they have four lives total, many deathbringers will perform at least one spectacular and very public assassination during their career. This often involves high explosives and a whole bunch of victims. The 2088 suicide bombing of the annual meeting of the Grand Leaders of the Church of the Planet Warming Christ was one such event.
The Doclopedia #317
By The Numbers: 8
…would be how many wives the Sultan of Ranisjistan had when he died at the age of 48. Considering that he fathered at least 5 children by each of his wives (9 by his first wife) and was known as a lusty and energetic fellow, it’s rather amazing that he lived as long as he did. The incredible grief shown by his widows, which included cries of “I shall never have sex that good again!” and “I may as well just become a nun!”, have elevated the late Sultan to legendary status in his own and several other countries.
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