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The Doclopedia #312

Cool Shoes: The Spike Heels Of Stealth

If you want to be wearing some drop dead sexy sexy shoes while you bust into an ultra high security facility, you want to slip these on. Once you’re wearing them, you become invisible, totally silent and absolutely undetectable by radar, sonar, thermal scans or any of that other high tech detecting shit. And did we mention sexy looking shoes?

The Spike Heels of Stealth are black, gorgeous and amazingly comfortable. You can tell you have them by smacking the soles together lightly. They will not make a sound.