…fuck 2019
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The Doclopedia #1,750
The Colors: Silver
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The Silver Warrior is a strange fellow indeed. Nobody has ever seen him without his helmet on, so there is no actual proof that he is human. Or male. Or even alive. For all anybody knows he could be a golem gifted with limited speech.
What is known is that he/she/it shows up in times of trouble and fights on the side of good. A deadly opponent in battle, the Silver Warrior asks no quarter, nor give it. Entire armies have given up and run off when they see that silver armor.
After a battle, the Silver Warrior climbs upon his horse and rides away at great speed. Nobody knows where he comes from or where he goes.
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The Doclopedia #1,751
The Colors: Sky Blue
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On August 15, 2004, at 12:07 pm, ten sky blue budgerigar parakeets flew into a well known restaurant in New York City and raised holy hell with the diners and staff. They grabbed food, dive bombed people, pooped everywhere, and laughed & cursed the whole time. Just before the police and animal control arrived, they flew out a broken window and were gone.
Since that day, the Ten Blue Budgies, have caused trouble all over North America, the U.K., Ireland and Europe. They have caused tens of millions of dollars of damage, disrupted commerce & communication, assaulted hundreds of people, and crapped all over valuable property. There is a 5,00,000 dollar reward outstanding for their capture.
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