The Yellow Pixie Problem

…they’re supposed to be green
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The Doclopedia #1,754

Average Janes & Joes: Joe Ferdman

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A respected Animal Control Officer in Wisconsin on Earth 378-H, Joe Ferdman is a common sight around the more rural areas of the state. He’s been at the job for 30 years now and has trapped everything from forest tinches to zormils to leaping bligs. He even caught a rare, but very destructive, blue tailed kwart. No wonder farmers and other country folk love Joe.

A widower with two grown daughters, Joe stands 6′ 3” tall, weighs 200 pounds and is bald. His eyes are gray. His hands and arms are covered in small and not so small scars.

In his spare time, Joe likes to restore classic pickup trucks and brew beer.
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The Doclopedia #1,755

Average Janes & Joes: Jane Sanchez

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Twenty year old Jane Sanchez is a star batter for the Amarillo Jackrabbits sportsball team. The Jackrabbits are in the Texahoma League on Earth 10-T. Sportsball, as you probably know, is a combination of baseball, football and basketball. Jane one of the best young batters out there and will almost certainly be grabbed up by a major league team in the fall.

Jane is 5′ 9” tall, weighs 155 pounds, has short black hair and brown eyes. She’s not married. She lives with her best friend, 3 dogs, 1 cat and a potbellied pig.

In her spare time, Jane like hiking, horseback riding and playing video games.

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