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My Earliest RPG Characters: Sir Mallard
Gloranthan Duck Knight
Strength: -1
Constitution: +1
Dexterity: +2
Intelligence: +1
Wisdom: +1
Charisma: +1
Advantages: Small and Quick, Brave, Noble
Disadvantages: Arrogant, Different (he’s a Duck), Short
Powers/Gifts: None
Primary Skills: Shortsword +1, Short Bow +1, Dodge +2
Background: Sir Mallard is a Knight from the Court of the King of All Duckdom. He is 3 feet tall, has dark green and white feathers and a scar across his bill. He is very well mannered and of a calm and noble temperment. He is also a bit arrogant.
Sir Mallard was sent out by his king to learn more about the wider world, spread the word that Ducks are ready to do business with Humans and to maybe secure a bit of loot for the Royal Treasury. He enjoys the adventuring life…in no little part because it gets him away from his 3 wives and 24 children.
In his spare time, Sir Mallard enjoys vanquishing evildoers, slaying monsters, aiding the defenseless and recounting his exploits to all who will listen.
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My Earliest RPG Characters: Arielle Ames
Consulting Witch and Private Eye
Strength: +1
Constitution: +1
Dexterity: +2
Intelligence: +3
Wisdom: +2
Charisma: +2
Advantages: Ambidexterity, Nightvision, Excellent Memory, Tough, Kind Hearted, Sexy
Disadvantages: Technology Jinx, Woman In A Man’s World, Hearing Loss In Right Ear, Hunted (by Cultists)
Powers/Gifts: High Level Spellcaster, Wiccan Priestess, Shapeshifter (can turn into a cat)
Primary Skills: Spellcasting +3, Hand to Hand Combat +2, Sword +1
Background: Arielle Ames is a native of Southern California (born in San Diego, raised in Hollywood). Her father was an FBI agent and her mother was a housewife and Wiccan High Priestess. Arielle took after them both and became a private investigator as well as a witch. She is rather well known among law enforcement agencies and is often called in for “special cases”. Physically, Ari looks alot like Joan Jett did back in her “I Love Rock & Roll” days.
Ari has a partner, Bob, who just happens to be a superintelligent dog (small terrier mix) from another dimension (the dimension of Over The Edge, to bse exact. See the adventure “It Waits…” for more info) with a telepathic voice that sounds like Humphrey Bogart). She also has a leg man named Angel Valdez, who mostly checks out things that involve technology, since Ari tends to not play well with high tech devices.Ari has busted up several evil cults and this has put her at #1 on their Hate Parade. Any one of them would gladly cut her heart out, assuming she didn’t blast them to Hell first.
In her spare time, Ari enjoys tall dumb muscleboys, sweet faced nerdyboys, 1950’s Sci Fi movies, punk rock and dark chocolate.
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