Dungeon Module W-3: Return Of The Badass Goblins

...they're tough little bastards The Doclopedia #2,444 Assorted Rumors: From The Golden Lily Saloon 1: Did ya hear that Mr. Parnee got in six new bulls? Yessir, came all the way from some breeder up in the Dakotas. Big boys they are, too. He's looking to build up his herd quality, but them bulls is … Continue reading Dungeon Module W-3: Return Of The Badass Goblins →

The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Giant Slugs Of Potawango Island

...admittedly, it's a hella slow dance The Doclopedia #2,443 Assorted Rumors: From The Bartender At The Eagle Club 1: That goddamn creepy Dr. Herkimer was in here last night around midnight. He went into the back booth over there and about 5 minutes later, “Bucks” McGraw come in with some guy I didn't recognize and … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Giant Slugs Of Potawango Island →

Spanky Claus Is Coming To Town

...and he wants to give the naughty kids something The Doclopedia #2,442 Assorted Rumors: From The Break Room At GenetoTech 1: How about those new clone tanks they just got in? You could put four elephants in that larges one. You thinking what I'm thinking? Dinosaurs, right? I mean, Frank from over in Cataloging says … Continue reading Spanky Claus Is Coming To Town →

Goofy Buster Was A Crazy Guy

...but man, could he pick a guitar The Doclopedia #2,441 Assorted Rumors: From The Duck & Rose Tavern 1: They're saying that Castle Wolf's Head is back. Just appeared looking exactly as it did 200 years ago before it vanished. Nobody going in or out of it though, and they say the sky right above … Continue reading Goofy Buster Was A Crazy Guy →

I’m Packing My Bags For A Trip To Tomorrow

...and I travel light The Doclopedia #2,440 Assorted Rumors: From The Adventurous Ladies Of London Tea Room 1: The news is that Captain LeMarche, that dashing adventurer, is looking to get together an expedition to the wilds of Malaysia. It might be a thrill to join his crew...or perhaps get to the Forgotten Valley ahead … Continue reading I’m Packing My Bags For A Trip To Tomorrow →

Hide Your Junk, Because Bitey Cat Is Here!

...everyone hates him The Doclopedia #2,439 Oh Shit!: I Forgot To Turn Off The Replicator! “Klich, I need you at Replication Master Control now! I'm in deep shit. I was doing regular maintenance on the Captain's replicator and I may have fucked up. Yeah, I did everything right. I ran diagnostic scans and everything, then … Continue reading Hide Your Junk, Because Bitey Cat Is Here! →

The Girl With Green Nipples Dazzles The Rubes

...without using her nipples The Doclopedia #2,438 Oh Shit!: It's Auntie Ethel! “Oh bloody hell, it's me Auntie Ethel! If she spots me here, my mum & dad will hear about it within the hour. I'm heading down the alley, then 'round to Tim's. I can lay low there for an hour, then head home. … Continue reading The Girl With Green Nipples Dazzles The Rubes →