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The Doclopedia #2,690
The Eyes Have It: Laser Eyes
Laser eyes are expensive, yo. Dirty Gus got one as a third eye and it cost him 200,000 green. Shit, bro, he coulda got an Electro Z for less than that! Chicks see a laser eye and they don’t GAF, cos you be lookin’ all weird. They see you pull up in an E Z and they be all on you.
Yeah, I know he can use it to see in the dark and cut through metal and shit. That may be useful to a thief, but for you or me? I don’t see it. Besides, what if you got your laser going and you forget and look at your dick while you’re pissin’? Hahahahaha!
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