…an art buying game show
The Doclopedia #2,852
366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #92
“Look, Sergeant Dree, the enemy approaches!“, Carso exclaimed as he brandished a stick at Farmer Hukenbeks heard of milk cows. “Ready your sword to fight off the bastards!”
Dree made the motion of drawing his own stick from its scabbard. “Let’s show them they can’t attack our town, Sergeant Carso!” With that, he leaped from the three foot high boundary fence and charged at the nearest cow, who had been through this many times before, so she just kept chewing her cud.