Why Did We Buy This Thing?

...a common question The Doclopedia #3,122 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Mace, 1820 Tavern Keeper Str: +2 Con: +1 Int: +1 Dex: +1 Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Local): +2 Business Operation: +2 Charm/Intimidate: +2 Description: Joe is 46 years old, 6' tall, 190 pounds, bald, has blue eyes, and is married with 2 grown … Continue reading Why Did We Buy This Thing? →

Monkey On A Hotseat

...it was his own fault The Doclopedia #3,121 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe DiCasio, 2075 Window Washer Str: +1 Con: +1 Int: +2 Dex: +1 Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Secrets): +3 Hacker: +3 Connections (Geek): +3 Description: Joe is 31 and the founder, owner and operator of RoboKlean Window Washing. His robots are out … Continue reading Monkey On A Hotseat →

Thin Milkshake Blues

...as sun by Blind Leonard Lemon The Doclopedia #3,120 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Earls, 1960s Garbage Truck Driver Str: +3 Con: +2 Int: +1 Dex: Average Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Local): +2 Driver: +2 Fight: +2 Description: Joe is 28, 6'2” tall, weighs 200 pounds, has black hair and brown eyes, is African … Continue reading Thin Milkshake Blues →

Uncle Doc Talks To You About Composting

...with worms The Doclopedia #3,119 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Shin, 1930s Mechanic Str: +2 Con: +2 Int: +1 Dex: +1 Agi: +1 Skills: Mechanic (Automobiles): +4 Driver: +2 Inventor (Mechanical): +3 Description: Joe is 34, 5'10” tall, 165 pounds, has brown hair and brown eyes, is Swedish/Irish, and is right handed. He has … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Composting →

Not In This Issue: An In Depth Essay On Oysters

...there is a small item about mussels on page 15 The Doclopedia #3,118 Destinations For The Devout Worshiper: Quoon Quoon is the perfect place for a first pilgrimage. Easily accessible by both riverboats and Shulg Caravan, it offers many ways to cleanse oneself of sin, while still allowing for sin free relaxation. We suggest first … Continue reading Not In This Issue: An In Depth Essay On Oysters →

Big Garage Sale!

...we also have a few small garages The Doclopedia #3,117 Destinations For The Devout Worshiper: The Holy Hole So you dare plan a pilgrimage to the Holy Hole, do you? Surely you are sin free for more than 47 time units. You must also be one of the Chosen Bathers of the Fountain of Burning … Continue reading Big Garage Sale! →

The Happy Sappy Maybe Slappy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Groovy Vacation

...co-starring her hella cool Auntie, Very Orange Olga The Doclopedia #3,116 Destinations For The Devout Worshiper: Wigrado's Tomb If you have reached the 5th Level Of Blessed Enlightenment, you should go to Wigrado's Tomb on the First Feast Day of Spring. Take only what your best servant can carry. Take NO slaves. You are advised … Continue reading The Happy Sappy Maybe Slappy Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Groovy Vacation →