...now it's deceased The Doclopedia #3,325 Level Zero Equipment: Pot Helmet When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Okay, so you found an old pot and used your dads hammer to pound it into roughly the shape of a helmet. It's better than nothing, … Continue reading A Beast From The East Ate Yeast →

...so stop whining The Doclopedia #3,324 Level Zero Equipment: Leather Apron When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. What a find! Or maybe a theft, but you're miles away now and that blacksmith had a better apron. Sure, this one as some scratches and … Continue reading This Blog Is Not Your Mother →

...great reading The Doclopedia #3,323 Level Zero Equipment: Burlap Sack When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. Yeah, it's just an old sack that was used for grain or something, but it has a good tight weave and no holes. It will do just … Continue reading Watermelon & Cantaloupe Monthly →

...I'm a gardener The Doclopedia #3,322 Level Zero Equipment: Chef's Knife When you start off as a teenage adventurer with no money, you take what equipment you can find/steal/afford. This is an old knife you found in a burnt out inn. It's rusty, has a couple of small chips in the blade, and the handle … Continue reading I Wet My Plants →