...my eyes! Sweet Dog, my eyes! Behold! Two Doclopedia entries today! Huzzah! The Doclopedia #1,189 Bad Swords: Drakeslayer, The Sword That Compels The two handed sword known as “Drakeslayer” is arguably the most famous sword of all in a world where firedrakes, 40 foot long dragons that breath 2,000 degree fire, are constantly at war … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Does A Threesome With Bucky & Squint
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
Blue Moon Over Hot Jazz
... a painting by Lulu Cross The Doclopedia #1,188 Even More Technobabble!: Genetically Engineered Symbiotic Cephalopod If you are one of the countless sentient species who did not evolve opposable thumbs, fear not, help is on the way! Thanks to the genius of Low Dog Laboratories, now you can use tools and manipulate objects … Continue reading Blue Moon Over Hot Jazz
Handsome Joe Rides In A Canoe
...he's a brave doggie The Doclopedia #1,187 Even More Technobabble!: Portable Quantum Vibration Stabilizer The main problem with traveling to other dimensions (and to a lesser extent, different time periods in your home dimension) is that your quanta vibrate at one frequency and that other dimension vibrates at another. Now, this isn't a huge problem … Continue reading Handsome Joe Rides In A Canoe
The Ham What Am Plus A Side Order Of Spam
...damn! The Doclopedia #1,186 Even More Technobabble!: Regenerating Nanoskin Let's face it, normal skin works just fine for ordinary folks, but if you are a costumed hero without superpowers, regular skin takes a hell of a beating and scars pretty easily. What you need is a synthetic skin that's WAY tougher. That is why … Continue reading The Ham What Am Plus A Side Order Of Spam
Please Don’t Feed The Kraken
...and for goodness sake, do NOT unleash him Sasha Explains It All You Are Not Alone, Or Even Unique One of the things that makes humans and a whole bunch of other races interesting and also kind of delusional is this whole idea of you each being totally unique. This belief is a cherished … Continue reading Please Don’t Feed The Kraken
The All New, But Comfortingly Nostalgic, 2015 Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Really Great Grilled Cheese Sandwich
...co-starring her pet angwantibo, Mr. Ralph The Doclopedia #1,185 Even More Technobabble!: Atomic Brain Expander Are you smart...we mean really smart...but need more space in your brain for your grand ideas, world changing theories or mastermind plans? Well then, you need an Atomic Brain Expander from SmartCo, the world leader in mad brain science! Looking … Continue reading The All New, But Comfortingly Nostalgic, 2015 Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Really Great Grilled Cheese Sandwich
The Rare And Beautiful 27 Spotted Barking Hamster Of Potawango Island
...they don't bark very loudly, but they do it often. The Doclopedia #1,184 Send In The Clowns: Azgoloth, The Last Clown From the diary of Diana Turner Late Spring, 2058? Dear Diary, I don't think I'll last much longer. Haven't eaten in three days. Last night I was on the mountain top, huddled in a … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful 27 Spotted Barking Hamster Of Potawango Island
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The Seasonally Cheery, Yet Really Rather Darkly Foreboding, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strange Case Of The Reindeer’s Nose
... featuring her younger cousin, Mabel Maroon The Doclopedia #1,182 Send In The Clowns: Stabby, The Killer Clown Stabby (real name: John Stabakowski) was a deranged young man from Encino, California, who wanted nothing more in life than to be a beloved children's birthday party clown. Unfortunately, his choice of “Stabby” as a clown name, … Continue reading The Seasonally Cheery, Yet Really Rather Darkly Foreboding, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Strange Case Of The Reindeer’s Nose
Drunken Cows Abused My Eland
...and they crapped on my lawn! The Doclopedia #1,181 Send In The Clowns: Boffo, The Clockwork Clown Way back in 1870, in San Francisco, a rather mad inventor named Volmer Heely built an amazing clockwork man. The intricacy of the inner workings of his creation were decades ahead of anything else anywhere in the … Continue reading Drunken Cows Abused My Eland
The Royal Report On Dealing With Dragons
...it's only one word: DON'T! The Doclopedia #1,180 The Truth About Monsters: Ents The physical description of Ents that Professor Tolkien gave us in The Lord of the Rings is spot on. These “tree shepherds” are roughly humanoid looking trees themselves. Any sort of tree can be represented, with the deciduous species being the … Continue reading The Royal Report On Dealing With Dragons
Chapter 146: In Which Our Hero Saves A Fair Maiden From The French, Then Tosses The Evil Cardinal Off A Cliff
...sadly, God was not on the cardinal's side The Doclopedia #1,179 The Truth About Monsters: Owlbears Few monsters are as strange looking and as misunderstood as the Owlbear. It's half a ton of grizzly bear with the head of an enormous owl, walks upright and, when it can find a mate, reproduces by laying … Continue reading Chapter 146: In Which Our Hero Saves A Fair Maiden From The French, Then Tosses The Evil Cardinal Off A Cliff
My Life Among The Wild Writers
...which is actually most of them. Below, Sasha's latest rant. Sasha Explains It All Why You Can Never Really Talk To Your Dog I know, I know. The first thing you humans say to that is “well, they don't understand <insert your local language here> anyway”. Typical human arrogance. Look, dogs have been hooked … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild Writers
Three Young Ladies In Search Of Adventure
...or cheap drinks The Doclopedia #1,178 The Truth About Monsters: Hydras Let's face it, anything with more or less than one head is scary. Something big and reptilian with SEVEN heads is pretty much guaranteed to terrify you, possibly into soiling yourself. Enter the creatures known as Hydras. They got the name from that … Continue reading Three Young Ladies In Search Of Adventure
A Pocket Full Of Butter
...oh no, my good pants The Doclopedia #1,177 The Truth About Monsters: Demons In the pocket dimension known as “Demarra”, the beings that we call Demons look and act surprisingly like we do. Indeed, if you were transported there safely, you'd fit right in. The key word there is “safely”. You see, transporting between realities … Continue reading A Pocket Full Of Butter
The Girl With The Green Nipples Goes Crazy
...she may have been a bit stressed out The Doclopedia #1,176 The Truth About Monsters: Orcs The simple fact is, Orcs are mostly hard working beings who just want to live their lives with as few problems as possible. You know, just like every other sentient humanoid species with half a brain. The problem is, … Continue reading The Girl With The Green Nipples Goes Crazy
The Somewhat Rambling, Yet Aways Entertaining, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Class Trip From Hell
...co-starring her pet hyrax, Morty Ok, I know, it's been a while since I posted the last part of Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic. Here is the rest of the story. WARNING! Longass post ahead! Part Three of: Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic The guy was a short, balding Latino, maybe … Continue reading The Somewhat Rambling, Yet Aways Entertaining, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Class Trip From Hell
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Pieboy Had To Haul Ass
...all the way to Alaska, as I recall Part Two of: Sparrow, Sunny and the Return of Magic As she approached the cafe door, Sparrow figured that Grove Point was probably too small to have multiple municipal offices, so the town hall or whatever would almost certainly be the location of the Registrar of … Continue reading Pieboy Had To Haul Ass
The Rare And Beautiful And Terrifying Octocobragator Of Potawango Island
...run away! For the love of Dog, run away! So, Gentle Readers, I have some New Content for you. See, over on the 30 Days Wonder Facebook group, I do storytelling and gaming experiments. The current one involves me telling a story, but each day at the end of the segment, I ask readers … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful And Terrifying Octocobragator Of Potawango Island
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Godzilla Is My Co-Pilot
...and I try not to piss him off Yes, Gentle Readers, I know this is only the second post this month. Things tend to slow down after the annual DogCon report, but this year it's all made worse by the fact that I'm working 6 days a week. I won't be back to 5 days … Continue reading Godzilla Is My Co-Pilot
Handsome Joe Goes To The Petting Zoo
...and meets some goats Sasha Explains It All My Family: An Adventure In High Strangeness I know what you're thinking, folks. Everybody has a strange family, right? You've got that crazy aunt or that strange brother or the funny uncle or whomever. Every family has at least one strange member and many families have … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To The Petting Zoo
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