...but only for a week. Doc Update Still not feeling well AND had to go to both ER and Ugent Care today before I got the right antianxiety drugs whic then let me sleep a few few (3) hours of fitful sleep. Missed a day of work, which suck ass. Will soon dose up on … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon Goes Into The Deepest Jungle
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The Cupcake Elves Battle The Chowder Gnomes
...with help from the Meatloaf Pixies Doc Health Update Sore throat is merely annoying, but neck glands are tender...sinuses and nose are at a steady, tho not fully operational, snot production rate...headache is still trying hard to make me its bitch...body only slightly achey...slept last night from 10:30 until 7:30 this morning, in solid 2 … Continue reading The Cupcake Elves Battle The Chowder Gnomes
Pickle Pancakes
...gross Well, today looks to be a challenging day, given that yesterday I had a sore throat that triggered panic attacks all night and kept me from falling asleep until 6 AM. Then, it was sleep for an hour or so, get up to pee, sleep for an hour or so, get up to pee, … Continue reading Pickle Pancakes
Aunt Pearl And The Sassy Bear
...final score, Aunt Pearl: 1, Sassy Bear: 0 The Doclopedia #4 Other Places: Xenovirus T . Without Xenovirus T, the Dociverse (version 300-T) would be...well, our world. Instead, experimentation by alien scientists turned the people and history of that Earth into one of the most incredible stories in this part of our galaxy. The planet, … Continue reading Aunt Pearl And The Sassy Bear
Rat Monsters Attack A Circus
...film at 11 Secret Cities: San Francisco Ok, as promised, I'm going to mostly (but not totally) open this up for your discussion and suggestions. Don't be shy. The basic concept behind this is that every large city has a second, secret city existing inside it...sort of underlying it or existing in a dimension that … Continue reading Rat Monsters Attack A Circus
Harry Potter And The Flatulent Dragon
...actually MORE dangerous from behind The Doclopedia #2 Other Places: Xerilka Xerilka is the female proprietor of "The Last Saloon", a rough and tough roadhouse on the edge of the Terran Territory of Mars. It is, in fact, the last saloon you'll encounter unless you travel all the way around the planet to the other … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Flatulent Dragon
Exploding Sweet Taters
...with butter Well, I blew the "daily posting" gig right outta the box, eh? I meant to do a post yesterday, but got all busy and shit with game day. I shall try to restart things today or tonight. So, as mentioned above, yesterday was game day here at Casa Cross. It has been over … Continue reading Exploding Sweet Taters
Who Watches The Watchers Watching The Watchmen?
...now my brain hurts My Sweet Little Pallid Bat Of Love (Grace) and I went to see "Watchmen" today. Here are the short reviews of it from someone who has read the graphic novel 3-4 times (Me) and someone who did not know it even existed (Grace). Me: Very well done adaptation of the graphic … Continue reading Who Watches The Watchers Watching The Watchmen?
Fig Beer
...sounds pretty nasty People, Places & Things: X'on X'in X'on X'in is a lost city located deep in the jungles of Ecuador. It was here that Doc Tempest and his crew (with the help of the primitive and dwarven natives)tracked down the villainous Dr. Bogenbroom and stopped him from using the Nightmare Seeds to conquer … Continue reading Fig Beer
Bucky & Squint Build A Meatloaf Golem
...with the help of their pal, Rabbi Bob The D&D Character Meme Not as close as it could have been, but not too far off the mark. I Am A: Neutral Good Human Druid (7th Level) Ability Scores: Strength-13 Dexterity-15 Constitution-14 Intelligence-15 Wisdom-15 Charisma-16 Alignment:Neutral Good A neutral good character does the best that a … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Build A Meatloaf Golem
Don’t Touch That!
...you touched it anyway, didn't you? The "Firsts" Meme 1. Who was your FIRST prom date? A young lady named Stephanie. 2. Do you still talk to your FIRST love? No. Haven't seen her since graduation, 1972. 3. What was your 1st alcoholic drink? Beer...Hamm's, I think. 4. What was your FIRST job? Washing cars … Continue reading Don’t Touch That!
Waldo, King Of The Snow Monkeys
...and a kindly king he is Stuff The polls are kaput, my little tenrecs, and the winners both won by a large margin. So, starting tonight or tomorrow, I'll be doing the daily People, Places & Things bit here, starting with the letter X. Yes, that's 7 days of X stuff before we move on … Continue reading Waldo, King Of The Snow Monkeys
Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
...until he learned about wood chippers Poll Results: In the Writing Poll, the clear winner is the modern day OTE style setting. I shall begin writing it tonight and I will keep a running diary/designers notes bit going here. I look forward to your comments, suggestions and criticisms. So far, on the Alphabet Poll, X … Continue reading Desmond Never Quite Knew What To Do With The Bodies
Purple Cheese Whiz
...the product, not discolored cheese urine Once Again, I Leap Headlong Into Potential Disaster Ok, so a time or two in the past, I've attempted to do a post a day on some topic...most notably, my noble 2006 effort to post a different character every day. Well, my little barbecued pork buns, I'm going to … Continue reading Purple Cheese Whiz
Doc Tempest And The Curse Of Medusa
...from the May 1963 issue Well, so far, my writing poll (see my previous post) shows that the clear winner is my modern day Over The Edge like setting, with 5 of you voting for it. The post apocalypse world where dogs are in charge comes in second with 3 votes. I'll give the poll … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Curse Of Medusa
It’s All Fun and Games Until You Slide Down An Icy Hill Naked
...some body parts should never get that cold Weather Report For Sacramento: Rainy...Windy...Flash flood warnings! What a perfect day for me to be driving a high profile vehicle on I-80. This last weekend was productive, but otherwise kinda blah, mostly due to the weather. I'm thinking next weekend won't be too much different. Here's a … Continue reading It’s All Fun and Games Until You Slide Down An Icy Hill Naked
Thrilling Moose Stories
...it's a big seller in Canada So far, my Saturday has been all about walking and waiting. drive car to dealers for a brake job/check up...walk the mile home...wait a couple hours for bank to open...walk the 1/2 mile to bus stop...get to bank, deposit check, then wait while they try to figure out why … Continue reading Thrilling Moose Stories
The Rare And Beautiful Popping Yellow Watermelons Of Potawango Island
...sweet, tasty and mildly dangerous Poll Time I haven't done any polling for awhile, so here's a few to amuse y'all.
The Kitty Cats Star In A Reality Show
...on the cat channel Stuff! 1: I missed the deadline for this months A&E because...well, because I'm a dummy. 2: I now have the outlines/partially written manuscripts for 10 writing projects sitting in front of me. Some of them are about 5 years old, while some are from this last weekend. I'll be having Grace … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Star In A Reality Show
The Art And Science Of Dog Bathing
...basset hound edition Just got done giving Winker her monthly bath. I'm glad she likes to get baths, cos Daisy hated them and Roscoe would look like he was getting tortured. More Foods I've Eaten This can be added to yesterdays meme. Just put an X by the things you've eaten, etc, etc. Elk Jerky … Continue reading The Art And Science Of Dog Bathing
Pixies Come To Deathtown
...originally, the other way 'round, but this is funnier MEME TIME! 1) Create a new note and copy this list, including these instructions. 2) X all the items you've eaten. 3) Cross out any items that you would never consider eating. (Hah! As if.) (x) 1. Venison (x) 2. Nettle tea (x) 3. Huevos rancheros … Continue reading Pixies Come To Deathtown
The San Jose Gay Boy Mafia Goes To Fresno
...they...naah, funny as it is, I won't tell So, I'm taking a break from making curried lentils with apples and zuchinni for Winker (What? My dog? Spoiled? No way!) and it dawned on me that I should ask my gaming friends this... Who among y'all will be going to ConquestSac on March 20-22? I'll be … Continue reading The San Jose Gay Boy Mafia Goes To Fresno
The Rare And Beautiful Toxic Poppy Of Potawango Island
...and it comes in 7 colors Doc Update 1: Monday was a hell of a day, what with me coming down off of the insane amounts of sugar and caffiene I ingested at Dundracon all weekend. 2: Today, I FINALLY got an increase in hours at work. Now, once I get done driving, I go … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Toxic Poppy Of Potawango Island
Of Crawdads, Rain And Battling Bovines
...and exploding elevators So, I got home from Dundracon today around 3:30 pm. We left the con around noon, being tired, sore and in my case, nearly voiceless. Despite leaving 2.5 hours later than normal, Arn and I made excellent time and got to the con at about 6 pm on Friday. I managed to … Continue reading Of Crawdads, Rain And Battling Bovines
Mr. Porkwaffle Climbs A Volcano
...while pursued by a squishy rhinoceros GAAAH!!!! 3.5 hours until I leave for work, then Dundracon! Still not completely packed up! Need to hit the supermarket one last time! Not taking a computer, so might be offline until Sunday night! AIIIEEE!!! HAVE TO DRY LAUNDRY! Gotta go! See some of you at the con! PS: … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Climbs A Volcano
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