...it was great until she tried to eat my brain The Adventure Building Poll, Second Phase: The Army Of Terror By overwhelming vote, the Nazi bastards have built their Creeper training center in the caldera of a dormant volcano. Naturally, after a series of thrilling brushes with death, Our Heroes infiltrate the base. But wait! … Continue reading My Zombie Romance
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Bat Finger Stew
...with biscuits At least two posts coming tonight, including the poll results. However, I'm just posting here now to say... If for no other reason than it drives the right wing nutcases into a mouthfoaming rage, Mr Obama deserves his Nobel Prize. Insane members of the Party Of NO! losing their minds = comedy gold.
The Five Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians
...with the aid of Sherlock Hornbill, Crownacki the Ghost Finder and a teenage Duck Savage STUFF 1: The most recent recent poll will close tonight after I get home from work. One question is tied right now, so if you haven't voted, now's yer chance, pilgrim. 2: Somewhere between tonight and Friday night, I'll be … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Start The League Of Extraordinary Avians
Stop Making Your Little Brother Think He’s Invisible!
...dang, my mom never let my sister and I have any fun GOOD EATS NEWS 1: This coming saturday, on Food Network, will be the Good Eats 10th Anniversary Special. 2: Alton was on "The View" today and we found out that A: He has dropped 50 pounds since April B: He (wisely) turned down … Continue reading Stop Making Your Little Brother Think He’s Invisible!
It’s All Fun And Sexy Games Until Your Jaw Muscles Start Aching
...too much of a good thing:) The Adventure Building Poll, Second Phase: The Army Of Terror Well, it seems that the brave and brilliant Professor Ram Singh has joined our group in their large, yet fast, tri motored airplane. Hot in pursuit of Professor Bader's zeppelin, which is bound for a little charted area of … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Sexy Games Until Your Jaw Muscles Start Aching
Journal Of The International Freestyle Flooning Society
...incorporating The Flooning News and Flooning Today! My main dream last night, which started before I got up at 4:30 am to give The Girls their First Breakfast, then continued after I went back to bed 15 minutes later, is best described as Desperate Housewives as it would be if written by H.P. Lovecraft and … Continue reading Journal Of The International Freestyle Flooning Society
The Totally Mysterious, Yet Also Rather Naughty, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spanky Boy
...co-starring her pet killer bee, Ace The Terror In The Woods (continued) GM's Eyes Only Things That Should Happen: 1: The PCs should barely survive at least two attemps on their lives. You may or may not want to kill off a non-esential PC who is with/near them. 2: They should find a false clue … Continue reading The Totally Mysterious, Yet Also Rather Naughty, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spanky Boy
Doc Tempest VS The Evil Angel
...from the May, 1955 issue The Terror In The Woods (continued) GM's Eyes Only Professor Bader, Reverend Karloff and Maxie are, of course, working together. Professor Bader is the brains behind the group. Reverend Karloff is the creepy cloaked (and masked) figure. He is younger than he looks and in great physical shape. Maxie mostly … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Evil Angel
A +2 Vorpal Cheese Grater
...+4 VS Gorgonzola Golems The Terror In The Woods (continued) NPCs To Encounter Professor Ram Singh: A scientist who has been doing top secret chemical research for the US government Freight Train Fulton: A rather amiable and smart hobo who has been hanging around the Grogan's Corner area for a couple of weeks. Wong Chow: … Continue reading A +2 Vorpal Cheese Grater
Voracious Pigs Ate All Of My Endive
...grilled, with olive oil and sea salt The As Completed As We're Gonna Do It Here Poll Created Adventure Ya know, this was supposed to be a globe trotting pulp adventure, but we forgot to add any exotic locales. In light of that, I hereby declare this Part One of a two part globe trotting … Continue reading Voracious Pigs Ate All Of My Endive
The Wonderfulness Of Eating Pie
...blueberry pie with whipped cream The Adventure By Poll Thing Ok, so now we have our locations... At the Lake Of The Pines resort, our creepy villain will cause all manner of trouble in The Woods Nearby, The Main Lodge, The Boathouse/Docks, The Cabins and The Small Island Just Offshore. The police in the nearby … Continue reading The Wonderfulness Of Eating Pie
Mexican Jenny Runs Nekkid In The Redwoods
...midsummer, 1978 Adventure Design By Poll: Part...I can't remember Ok, folks, wehave a winner in the strange power category...our creepy cloaked figure can summon up a thick eerie fog. Let's see now...we have...a genre...NPCs of all types...a setting...a bad guy with strange powers...Hmmm...I think we need some more specific locations within our Resort Area setting.
The California Kid Sings The Early Morning Blues
...with soul I'm up too damned early on a Saturday because I have to be at a safety meeting at work. BLAH! Since I'm up, here are the latest poll results. Our Heroes are in the Adirondacks at Pine Lake Resort, a favorite of rich and powerful families, investigating reports of a a creepy cloaked … Continue reading The California Kid Sings The Early Morning Blues
Riding On A Moonbeam
...just havin' crazy fun Adventure Creation By Poll: The NPCs Ok, so obviously, not having a REAL poll made lots of you choose not to vote. Pussies! Anyway, here are the winning PCs as chosen by those who DID vote. Team Member NPCs Dr. Lois VanDane, medical doctor Professor Morris Moskowitz, walking encyclopedia Grimsby, gentleman's … Continue reading Riding On A Moonbeam
Snow White And The 7 Dorks
...she ran away after the second day Ok, folks, the poll results are in. We are going to create an adventure for a globe trotting hero pulp game. There will be four players, so I reckon we ought to figure out a few of the NPCs who will be involved with them. EDIT: After three … Continue reading Snow White And The 7 Dorks
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Chickens Get Pissed Off
...mean chickens are no laughing matter So, some nutcase fundie feebs (including former 3rd rate television actor turned full time wackjob, Kirk Cameron) are going to hand out "Very Special" versions of darwin's "Origin of Species" on November 22nd at the "Top 50" universities in the U.S. I'm thinking it's time for "The Holy Bible: … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Chickens Get Pissed Off
I Want A Dog With Short Legs And Loooooooooooooooong Ears
...with apologies to Cake. The song is great, guys. Well, it seems that y'all (according to the poll) want to create a globe trotting hero pulp adventure for 5 people. Still, we have the polls open for about another 23 hours, so that could change if there is heavy voting. In other news, working half … Continue reading I Want A Dog With Short Legs And Loooooooooooooooong Ears
Young Thugs, Mostly Bugs And Slugs With Ugly Mugs, Drink Drugs From Jugs While Riding Pugs
...sometimes, they hugs:) Adventure By Poll: Part One This time, kids, we're gonna design an adventure! More polls after this one is done...in 48 hours!
The Rare And Beautiful Cerulean Wombat Of Potawango Island
...they build nests out of shredded tabloids The Good News: I still have a job. The Bad News: My hours have been cut by 55% I will certainly be glad when Life stops offering me so many challenging financial adventures.
Big Fun With The Five Blue Budgies
...at a cat show So, how cool was it that on last night's season opener of "Fringe" that they gave a nod to "X Files"? If you missed it, watch it again and listen carefully to the senators during the questioning of Broyles. It was a pretty good season premiere, with only a couple of … Continue reading Big Fun With The Five Blue Budgies
George, The Albino Donkey, Strikes Again!
...he's a rascal, that George Keyboard on laptop disconnected pending replacement. Using external keyboard. Like it better, actually.
The Secret Life Of Old T-Shirts
...especially the old convention tees Fast Doc Update Keyboard on laptop still fucking up, but Grace has all info to fix it soon. Everyone here is healthy, altho Grace and I are running an exhaustion marathon due to work, work, work. The Girls are on a diet. Mostly, it's Winker (AKA "Little Chub Chub") who … Continue reading The Secret Life Of Old T-Shirts
The Dream Where Frank Zappa And I Were Playing Poker With Three Chinese Women
...I seem to remember Frank winning with two pair Note from 2020: The post that was here was wiped out at some point when I switched over from LiveJournal. I'll put something here eventually.
All Of The Naughty Boys Feared Wendy
...partly because she was ambidextrous Poll Results Well, it looks as tho the preferred apocalypse is Rampaging Dinosaurs (damn you, John Hammond!), which will be fought mostly in Las Vegas. The hot choice in vehicles is the 1966 VW Bug, which will give you shit as far as protection or speed. Fortunately, that flamethrower is … Continue reading All Of The Naughty Boys Feared Wendy
The 349 Things Men Can Never Really Explain To Women
...one of which is our sense of humor New Poll Questions
