...tweet tweet fuckin' tweet Gluttony Day So Far Having slept in late and therefore having had a late brekky, Grace and I just had our lunch about an hour ago. We ate the delicious and humongous Shrimp Salad with Feta Cheese. My Sweet Angel is now sacked out in a food coma and I'm just … Continue reading Canary Carnival
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Turkeys, You Have Nothing To Fear Here
...on the other hand, you fish are doomed UnTurkey Day at Casa Cross As I have mentioned in the past, for no good reason beyond being contrary & whimsical, Grace and I never have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner. This year is no exception. On the menu is...SEAFOOD! Shrimp Salad with Feta Cheese Green Beans with … Continue reading Turkeys, You Have Nothing To Fear Here
The Summer That We Nearly Went To Woodstock
...accent on the nearly 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Today, we start Lawmen (and women) Week with a fantasy world sheriff who always gets her man...or woman...or orc...or halfling...or elf... #106: Sheriff Galzea Ovir Stats STR: 3d8 DEX: 4d6 CON: 3d10 INT: 3d6 Galzea Ovir is the daughter, granddaughter and great granddaughter of … Continue reading The Summer That We Nearly Went To Woodstock
Pit Bulls In A Bathtub
...clean and mean 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Our final alien is nearly dead, but could get better at any time. #105: Lorigal Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 10 Mental: 6 Spiritual: 7 Lorigal is the sole surviving member of the ZhuKot race. When the various slave races rose up and destroyed … Continue reading Pit Bulls In A Bathtub
Choice Cuts Of Gopher Meat
...sauteed in olive oil 365 Days, 365 Characters? First off, I'm not stopping my daily bit of RPG joy. But... The character below will be my 104th character in a row since I started this. I'll be doing some more, but the truth is, I'm getting bored thinking up characters. SO...in about a week, I'll … Continue reading Choice Cuts Of Gopher Meat
The Rare And Beautiful Vampire Duck Of Potawango Island
...they vant your blood, kvack kvack Shit! Almost forgot another character! I blame the dog:) 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: This is a short but sweet entry...and so is the alien. #103: Dweeno Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 2 Mental: 6 Spiritual: 7 Dweeno is 12 inches tall and looks for all … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Vampire Duck Of Potawango Island
Natural Mail Enhancement
...you get big letters Bond Begins We saw the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale today and it was a damned good flick. Certainly the best Bond movie in a long while, despite being a bit too long and floundering a tad towards the end. Daniel Craig nailed Bond and most of the other actors … Continue reading Natural Mail Enhancement
Saliva & Salvia
...look it up Hawai'i Pix If I didn't fuck up, there should be A Few Hawai'i Vacation Pix up for your amusement. And no, there are no pix of Grace and I, because none were taken. More pix will be coming soon, once Grace sets up a Webshots account for me. And now, we're off … Continue reading Saliva & Salvia
Popcorn For Breakfast
...pop, pop Damn, I almost missed getting today's character up! About this character: This alien thinks the Klingon's are a bunch of pussies. The Doclopedia #102 Aliens: Jix the Conqueror Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 3 Mental: 6 Spiritual: 9 Jix, or as he is more commonly known, High Warlord Jix, is … Continue reading Popcorn For Breakfast
Herbert The Pig Goes To Town
...for shopping, a movie and some slop Walking Miss Daisy Daisy has settled in quite nicely, despite causing a bit of chaos in the living room while we were at work yesterday. She's affectionate, pretty mellow and not to be trusted around ham sandwiches:) We are certainly noticing how different Daisy is from Roscoe. Daisy … Continue reading Herbert The Pig Goes To Town
Beer And Kittens
...even more fun that tequila and puppies About this character: This alien is just a starfaring trader trying to make an honest buck. No, really. The Doclopedia #101 Aliens: Dorgash 9933 Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 5 Mental: 7 Spiritual: 7 Dorgash 9933 is the owner and captain of the freighter "Red Gnartok" and … Continue reading Beer And Kittens
The Day Daisy Came To Stay
...was today, as a matter of fact WE HAVE A DOG! Today, Grace and I adopted a 5 year old female Basset Hound. Her name is Daisy. She is very healthy, very friendly and pretty darned glad to be outta the shelter and in a house. We gave her a flea bath at LaunderDog and … Continue reading The Day Daisy Came To Stay
Dogs On Snowboards, Cats In Hang Gliders
...it's the Xtreme Petz! Stuff, Damn It, Stuff! 1: Something wonderful may happen today or tomorrow. More details if it does. 2: It just dawned on me last night that this week marks 30 years of roleplaying for me. Yep, my first D&D game was in November, 1976. And that made me think of this... … Continue reading Dogs On Snowboards, Cats In Hang Gliders
Never Try To Kiss An Angry Ferret
...or even one that's mildly peturbed Sweet Mother of Dog, today was one busy motherfucker at work. I was running around on deliveries so fast, I passed myself twice. After work, I picked up My Sweet Angel from work and we ate dinner at Fin's. I had the swordfish, she had the opah and we … Continue reading Never Try To Kiss An Angry Ferret
Bucky & Squint Fly To China
...to see that bigass wall This character finishes off Undead Week. Starting tomorrow: Aliens Week 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: This is the toughest damned skeleton you'll ever meet...if he decides to fight you. #98: Ragnar, The Ultimate Skeleton Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Fly To China
The Street Where The Wolf People Live
...and where they howl 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Another vampire...and this one is no vegetarian. #97: Buck Scales Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: 14 Dexterity: 12 Intelligence: 5 Constitution: 18 Agility: 15 Willpower: 10 Back in 1986, Buck was at Daytona Bike Week … Continue reading The Street Where The Wolf People Live
The Cast Iron Virgin
...she just needed to be properly seasoned before using Uncle Doc's Weekend Saturday was all about trying to get the library/game room moved, with the accent on trying. Sweet Jesus we own a bunch of books, games and other geekery. With any luck and a bit of work every evening this week, I might have … Continue reading The Cast Iron Virgin
Power To The Penguins
...come the revolution, it'll be herring for all 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: He's a ghost with a mobile haunt. #96: Ralph Houseman, Ghost On The Go Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: 1 Dexterity: 1 Intelligence: 6 Constitution: 1 Agility: 1 Willpower: 15 Back … Continue reading Power To The Penguins
Night Of The Thunder Lizard
...from the report by James West & Artemus Gordon 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Not all undead are creepy and/or evil. #95: Nelly Foxworth, Grim Reaper Stats (on a scale of 1 to 20, with 10 being human maximum) Strength: 10 Dexterity: 10 Intelligence: 7 Constitution: 19 Agility: 10 Willpower: 8 Nelly died … Continue reading Night Of The Thunder Lizard
Bikermouse And The Long Ride To Heaven
...heaven = Sturgis, SD Doc Makes Some Changes Last Wednesday, Grace and I went to a local home fitness store and bought a treadmill. It's a good one, with lifetime warrnties on the motor and frame and 5 year warranties on everything else. It will be delivered sometime this coming week. Once we get it … Continue reading Bikermouse And The Long Ride To Heaven
Cult Of The Drunken Chicken
...all hail tipsy poultry Not much to report tonight, except that, in compiling these daily characters for eventual revision and possible publication, I discovered that I had miscounted, so today's entry is #93, not #92. Just thought y'all would like to know:) The Doclopedia #93 The Undead: Zombie X As we all know, … Continue reading Cult Of The Drunken Chicken
Ten Years Down The Road
...and a fantastic ten years it has been Two big news items today... 1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE LINDROOS! 2: It is the 10th anniversary of my wedding to My Sweet Little Wood Nymph Of Love, Grace. TEN years! That's pretty damned amazing. Sweetheart, I love you more now than I did back in 1996. And … Continue reading Ten Years Down The Road
Ok, So We Like Monkeys Again
...but only the nice monkeys Concerning the recent elections... To the Republicans: Don't let the door hit you in the ass, LOSERS! To the Democrats: Do not fuck this chance up! To President Bush and his gang of thugs: Prepare to become somebodies bitch. To the American People: You are, by and large, still dimwitted … Continue reading Ok, So We Like Monkeys Again
Damn, Young Skywalker, You ARE A Jedi!
...and your Force was stronger than mine I'm not going to go into great detail on this, but suffice it to say that today, despite my previous intentions, I voted. It was not really my choice, but when someone calls in a marker on you, you pay up. This marker had nothing to do with … Continue reading Damn, Young Skywalker, You ARE A Jedi!
Doc Tempest And The Son Of Fu Manchu
...from the September 1936 issue The Doclopedia #89 Tiny Folks: Zini Googler Stats (modified from Toon, but using a d10) Muscle: 5 Smarts: 9 Zip: 5 Chutzpah: 7 Zini has always been fascinated by the high tech gadgets of the Giant Folk. At first, her fellow Zoo Dweller Clan members thought she was a bit … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Son Of Fu Manchu
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