...Or is it the other way around? . The Doclopedia #1,638 Me And My...: Living Brain . NO! You must not touch her! Get away from Erin! <insert police and FBI agents restraining Dr. Neil Jedlo from attacking FBI CSI's who were looking at an enlarged human brain sealed in some sort of glass globe> … Continue reading Big Words On A Small Page
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Not In This Issue: Fairies, Cherries, Dairies or Larrys
...we do have a Lorenzo . The Doclopedia #1,636 Me And My...: Gelatinous Cube . Okay, so here's the story of how I got Reggie, my pet Gelatinous Cube. We were in the Dungeon of the Demon King, not far from the entrance. We had just finished exploring the place, killing a shitload of demonkin, … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Fairies, Cherries, Dairies or Larrys
The Journal Of The American Worm Farmer
...mind you, I know very few worms who farm . The Doclopedia #1,633 Me And My...: Hippo . Why yes, that is a hippopotamus. She's my pal, Tina. I rescued her as a newborn baby in the Okavango Delta 5 years ago. Her mother was killed by a rogue bull about 5 minutes after giving … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Worm Farmer
I’m Back
...and I hope I go another 6-7 years without needing to write that . The Doclopedia #1,631 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 401-M . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. When you get past about 250, … Continue reading I’m Back
R.I.P. Luke Skywalker Cross
...our very good boy . The first iteration of Luke Skywalker Cross has exited the stage. Today at 11:30, our vet relieved Luke of his pain. Although plagued with several health problems, including slow growing carcinomas, arthritis and Cushing's Syndrome, Luke was in pretty good shape this last year, and in good spirits right up … Continue reading R.I.P. Luke Skywalker Cross
The Oddly Spooky, Yet Also Kind Of Goofy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Moose On The Loose
...co-starring her cat, Alonzo . The Doclopedia #1,629 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 4-K . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. If Doctor Peter Denton, of York, does not get the brakes repaired on his car … Continue reading The Oddly Spooky, Yet Also Kind Of Goofy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Moose On The Loose
Happy Halloween!
...Give me some candy! . The Doclopedia #1,627 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 1-E . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. On Earth 1-E, if Millie Van Post, of Dallas, Texas, loses her bid for Homecoming … Continue reading Happy Halloween!
How To Grow Ferns
...Step #1: Buy some ferns . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,625 It's All Fun & Games Until...: The Shit Hits The Fan . “Welcome back to Fux News coverage of the President's rally here in Whiteyville. The estimates are that there are 50,000 people here in the arena and another 20,000 outside. It … Continue reading How To Grow Ferns
See Page 129
...it's a 128 page book . The Doclopedia #1,623 It's All Fun & Games Until...: You Dig Up Old Mr. Flory . “Thanks, Jim Bob. I been thinkin' about a cold beer all day. So like I was sayin', me and Bubba Franks got this job to go up to Floryville and dig up the … Continue reading See Page 129
Module D-1: Expedition Into The Haunted Forest
... for 4 to 6 players of levels 3-5 . The Doclopedia #1,621 It's All Fun & Games Until...: Her Dad Shows Up . “The O'Hara twins parents are going to be gone all night, you said. They're a couple of really wild chicks that will go all the way, you said. We'll have 3 … Continue reading Module D-1: Expedition Into The Haunted Forest
Only Bad Girls Got Into The Secret Club
...which really wasn't very secret . The Doclopedia #1,619 Real World Superheros: Huan Li AKA Golden Blossoms . Real Name: Huan Li Superhero Name: Golden Blossoms Age: 20 Powers: Huan Li can summon up hundreds of golden flower blossoms and control their movement through the air. These blossoms can be made to explode, become hard … Continue reading Only Bad Girls Got Into The Secret Club
I Swear, Mom, I Don’t Know Where That Baboon Came From
...she never believed me . The Doclopedia #1,617 Real World Superheros: Otisha Wells AKA The Breeze . Real Name: Otisha Jean Wells Superhero Name: The Breeze Age: 25 Powers: Ms. Wells can change into a very light blue gaseous form and move at speeds up to 100 miles an hour. In this form, she is … Continue reading I Swear, Mom, I Don’t Know Where That Baboon Came From
Junior Muskrat Can’t Stop Dancing!
...he's got the rhythm! . The Doclopedia #1,613 Spy Gadgets: Bungee Necktie . This fashionable necktie is made of a new wonder material that can stretch up to 20 times it's normal length. Sewn to be double sided with loose stitching, the tie can be opened to 6 feet long, giving it an extreme stretch … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Can’t Stop Dancing!
Night Of The Demon Hamsters
...their cheek pouches are stuffed with souls . The Doclopedia #1,609 Spy Gadgets: Exploding Hat . This device is infused with a high explosive that is undetectable by dogs or machines. It has approximately the explosive force on one pound of C-4. Detonation is via a small decorative pin that can be worn on your … Continue reading Night Of The Demon Hamsters
How To Not Be Eaten By Sharks
...Step 1: STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING OCEAN! . The Doclopedia #1,607 The Numbers: 311 . Was the number of miles a time traveler had to cover in order to get his time conveyance back when it was stolen by Mongols in 1354. To do this, he walked, rode stolen horses and even flew a … Continue reading How To Not Be Eaten By Sharks
Ugly Mice
...with bad attitudes . The Doclopedia #1,602 The Numbers: 5,000,000 . $5,000,000.00 is the reward offered by multimillionaire cryptid hunter Jeff Sork for information leading to the live capture of the cryptid known as the Demon Octopus Dog. According to Sork, the cryptid in question looks like “some sort of small hound, but possessed of … Continue reading Ugly Mice
Training Your Dogs NOT To Rob Trains In The Past
...I failed at this. The Doclopedia #1,600The Numbers: 28.Was the age of Li Fung Ma when he released the last surviving dragon from it's 1,400 year imprisonment beneath a mountain in northeastern China. The very grateful dragon gifted Li with excellent health and a not so small fortune in gems and gold.Then it left the … Continue reading Training Your Dogs NOT To Rob Trains In The Past
Chapter 31: In Which A Poor Boy Sees His Chance And, By Using A Hefty Club, Takes It
...konk! . . The Doclopedia #1,596 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Mogog's Information . Mogog, the Red Troll sage, is well over 700 years old. He has been buying and selling information in Ekarris for the last 600 years. A steady stream of customers flow through his door at all hours. Mogog's Information is located in … Continue reading Chapter 31: In Which A Poor Boy Sees His Chance And, By Using A Hefty Club, Takes It
A Moist Mystery
...a moistury? . The Doclopedia #1,596 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Mogog's Information . Mogog, the Red Troll sage, is well over 700 years old. He has been buying and selling information in Ekarris for the last 600 years. A steady stream of customers flow through his door at all hours. Mogog's Information is located in … Continue reading A Moist Mystery
How To Make Big Money Selling Exotic Molds
...step one: find somebody who collects exotic molds . The Doclopedia #1,594 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Mages Only . The author would love nothing better than to give a detailed description of this exclusive club, but unfortunately, he is not a mage of any sort, nor could he find any mages who would or could … Continue reading How To Make Big Money Selling Exotic Molds
Seven Guys Named George
...keep an eye on them . The Doclopedia #1,592 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Embassy Row . For the tourist interested in world affairs, there is no better place to stroll through than Embassy Row. Along this three block long stretch of Peace Street street, you can see not only the embassy of each of the … Continue reading Seven Guys Named George
Doctor Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Arrive In The Serengeti
...where the good doctor plans on collecting samples . The Doclopedia #1,590 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Old Podo's Tavern . Not every attraction in Ekarris is big and grand. Some are just interesting and, in many cases, steeped in history. Old Podo's Tavern is one such place. There are thousands of taverns scattered across the … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Arrive In The Serengeti
Ten Things You Should Never Ask A Dog
...#1: what does cat poop taste like? . . The Doclopedia #1,588 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: North Market . Ekarris has four market areas. The East & West Markets are held weekly and feature primarily goods from the eastern farmlands and the sea, respectively. There are wonderful things to be purchased at both. The South … Continue reading Ten Things You Should Never Ask A Dog
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Spanky Lady Appears
...actually, even then... . The Doclopedia #1,586 Assorted Trees Of The Magewood: Cypress . The Magewood is a purposefully enchanted woodland of approximately 20,000 acres. At it's center is Magewood Village. Part of the enchantment of Mage wood lies in the very trees themselves. Here is one of them. On the extreme eastern edge of … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Spanky Lady Appears
Spock The Monkey
...wait, that's not a Peter Gabriel song. . . The Doclopedia #1,584 Assorted Trees Of The Magewood: Peach . The Magewood is a purposefully enchanted woodland of approximately 20,000 acres. At it's center is Magewood Village. Part of the enchantment of Mage wood lies in the very trees themselves. Here is one of them. In … Continue reading Spock The Monkey
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