...and where, I ask you? . . The Doclopedia #1,582 Assorted Trees Of The Magewood: Acacia . The Magewood is a purposefully enchanted woodland of approximately 20,000 acres. At it's center is Magewood Village. Part of the enchantment of Mage wood lies in the very trees themselves. Here is one of them. At the southern … Continue reading If Not 1902, When?
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The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Entertain Our Troops
...often while on stage performing. . . The Doclopedia #1,582 Hello There!: The Dragon . Well, hello there, brave adventurers? Did I catch you by surprise as you were starting to loot my treasure horde? I often do that when thieves come to visit. Ah ah ah, warrior, if you draw that sword, I’ll incinerate … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Entertain Our Troops
Rough Eels Mocked My Damselfish
...the little bastards! . The Doclopedia #1,580 Hello There!: The Bartender . Hello there, Debbie. The usual? Double? Damn, you must have had a rough day. Let me guess, a dame was involved? Irene Maxwell? No kiddin'? Man, when you get in deep, you get up to your eyes. That family is nuts, rich and … Continue reading Rough Eels Mocked My Damselfish
Le News Good, Le News Bad
...but still, le news . I am home from the hospital, but still on the mend. In other news, I really hated being in the hospital. . . The Doclopedia #1,578 Hello There!: The Alien . Hello there, Terran! No, please, calm down. Despite the fact that I look so very different from most Terran … Continue reading Le News Good, Le News Bad
I Got Them Old In The Hospital Blues
...mama I'm still being held in the hospital due to this damned leg infection. Here is a Doclopedia entry . . The Doclopedia #1,576 Hello There!: The Ex . Hello there, Bill. I didn't know you shopped here. Yes, they do have a great organic section. Me? Oh, you know, working, keeping busy. Alex? … Continue reading I Got Them Old In The Hospital Blues
Cold Hands On My Bare Back
...married men know what I mean . . Gentle Readers, The entry below was written scant hours before I was admitted to the local hospital due to another bout of cellulitis that is proving to be tougher than any of the others. Pretty sure I won't be writing much for a few days. Doc . … Continue reading Cold Hands On My Bare Back
Dudley Was A Buysexual
...mostly because it was just easier that way. . . The Doclopedia #1,572 A Tale Of Six Wands: The Wand Of Seeking . Good morning once again, dear Tenna. When I was told that you had left early to take yesterday's story to a no doubt panicked Theramachus, I took the liberty of heading out … Continue reading Dudley Was A Buysexual
Good Times At The Cabin On The Lake
...Until it caught on fire and sank. . . The Doclopedia #1,570 A Tale Of Six Wands: The Wand Of Blasting . Good Morning, Tenna! Let me take that bag of gold from you. You look most lovely today. Come along, the breakfast is all laid out. Prindeep, that was a breakfast fit for the … Continue reading Good Times At The Cabin On The Lake
Alas, I Am Too Sick To Write
...UGGH! . Gentle Readers, yesterday I came down cellulitis in my left leg and I am aching, sick to my stomach and feverish, even though I have been stuffed full of pain pills and antibiotics. This means that writing is out of the question for today and maybe tomorrow. I shall make it up to … Continue reading Alas, I Am Too Sick To Write
The Toad Collector’s Gazette
...now incorporating Popular Toads Monthly . . The Doclopedia #1,566 Dungeon Rooms: The Changing Room . This room is a large living area comprised of a sleeping area, a living room area and a kitchen/dining area. There is also a separate bathroom. The entire area is fully furnished and has bookshelves, dressers, desks, etc. There … Continue reading The Toad Collector’s Gazette
Let’s Not Talk About Olaf
...he's probably listening . . The Doclopedia #1,564 Dungeon Rooms: The Round Room Of Doors . The door leading into this large room is made of solid steel. It is locked, but not trapped. The room itself is 60 feet across and round. There are 16 doors along the wall, not counting the steel door. … Continue reading Let’s Not Talk About Olaf
It’s Not Smart To Tease A Moose
...the first thing Canadian kids learn . . The Doclopedia #1,562 Dungeon Rooms: The Small Empty Room . This room appears to be a 10'X10' room, completely empty with the exception of some sort of silvery veins of metal in the rear wall. To examine these in any detail, the examiner must be within a … Continue reading It’s Not Smart To Tease A Moose
My Life Among The Wild Bandanas
...VERY wild, they are . . The Doclopedia #1,560 Dungeon Rooms: The Fungus Garden . This room, which has no door, just an open archway, measures 30 feet wide by 90 feet long. The ceiling is 15 feet high. A dizzying array of fungi are growing here, from 12 foot high toadstools to slimy fungal … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild Bandanas
The Epic And Rousing, But Also Sweet And Playful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty The Search For Really Good Macaroni Salad.
...co-starring her grandpa Amos . . The Doclopedia #1,558 Not What I Expected: The Mail Order Magic . So, I ordered this magic trick off the back of one of Ronnie's comic books. It cost two whole dollars, but I had plenty from babysitting my two little cousins who mostly just slept all night. Anyway, … Continue reading The Epic And Rousing, But Also Sweet And Playful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty The Search For Really Good Macaroni Salad.
A Few Words About Cozy Socks In Bright Colors
...no, not really . . The Doclopedia #1,556 Not What I Expected: The Love Potion . What the hell, man? You told me this was a love potion. You said it would make me the man of Cheryl's dreams and she'd fall in love with me. But look at me! I'm 6' 6” tall, white, … Continue reading A Few Words About Cozy Socks In Bright Colors
Pieboy And The Ice Cold Swimming Pool
...we almost had to chip ice off of him . . The Doclopedia #1,554 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: Last Chance Incorporated All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 3 Looks: 3 Playability: 3 Synopsis: An average science fiction RPG with a few new ideas. . Let's get right to the heart of the … Continue reading Pieboy And The Ice Cold Swimming Pool
Elf On A Shelf, Troll In A Hole, Fairy In A Dairy
...pixie going to Dixie? . . The Doclopedia #1,552 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: MEGA-LARP! . All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 4 Looks: 3 Playability: ? . Synopsis: It's a LARP, but a HUGE LARP. Or maybe a convention. Explaining MEGA-LARP! To somebody is easy. Just imagine a few hundred or a … Continue reading Elf On A Shelf, Troll In A Hole, Fairy In A Dairy
Thrift Store Battle: Naked Barbies VS Stuffed Poo Emojis!
...my money is on Barbie . . The Doclopedia #1,550 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: Dungeon Musical . All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 5 Looks: 3 Playability: 2 . Synopsis: Heck of an idea, if you have the time, effort and group. A dungeon crawl RPG with musical and dance numbers? After … Continue reading Thrift Store Battle: Naked Barbies VS Stuffed Poo Emojis!
Video Actually Helped Fake The Killing Of The Radio Star
...the radio star needed to avoid paying alimony . . The Doclopedia #1,548 My Evil Twin: Malace K. Rhynnrats (thanks to Mark Schynert) . . Mark Schynert has an evil twin who is evil in a very specific way. You see, Mark handles scheduling games for a game convention, and his evil twin Malace K. … Continue reading Video Actually Helped Fake The Killing Of The Radio Star
Monster Baby Defense Force A
...more fake anime . . The Doclopedia #1,546 My Evil Twin: Caitlyn Cooper (thanks to Catherine Ford) . . Cathy Ford is a hard working woman living in Sacramento with her two dogs and her husband. She is a fine, law abiding citizen. Her evil twin, Caitlyn Cooper is a whole different item. She's an … Continue reading Monster Baby Defense Force A
An Unexpected Ernie
...Ernie Boldfoot, a fine hobbit . . The Doclopedia #1,544 My Evil Twin: Jack Tempest (thanks to William Reger) . William Reger isn't really sure who Jack Tempest is or why he looks so much like him, but he really wishes he's stop sending him snakes...LIVE snakes...in the mail. It's gotten so bad that William … Continue reading An Unexpected Ernie
It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Butt Falls Off
...thank goodness for super glue . . The Doclopedia #1,542 My Evil Twin: !MAJKS (thanks to Scott Jamison) . . So one day, Scott Jamison thinks, “I'll build a robot twin of me, then use it to do stuff I don't want to do, like go to work and clean the cat's litter box.” Not … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Butt Falls Off
A Box Full Of Weasels
...mean weasels . . The Doclopedia #1,540 My Evil Twin: Dlanor Von Kloy (thanks to Ron Wm Hurlbut) . . This one is just tragic, folks, because Ron doesn't even have an evil twin. He just sometimes pots on a wig and dresses up in fancy disco attire and calls himself Count Dlanor Van Kloy. … Continue reading A Box Full Of Weasels
Doc Tempest And The Subway Phantom
...from the April, 1948 issue . Ooh, look, a shiny new Doclopedia theme! . . The Doclopedia #1,538 My Evil Twin: Haras Nivel (thanks to Sarah Lyon) . . Haras Nivel would be Sarah Levins identical twin, if that pot of hot potato soup she planned on throwing on Sasra had not bounced off a … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Subway Phantom
The 1982 LARP Disaster, or, How To Avoid The Police In An Abandoned Hospital.
...it seemed like a fun idea at the time . . The Doclopedia #1,536 Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Jump Drives . . 1: The very first jump drive was invented by the Alaxians 2.75 million years ago. On it's first use, it jumped a military ship into M'Tin space, which started a war … Continue reading The 1982 LARP Disaster, or, How To Avoid The Police In An Abandoned Hospital.
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