...they were colorful and jiggly . . The Doclopedia #1,534 Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Doc Tempest . . 1: He was not born in May of 1900, but was born in February of 1901. 2: In defiance of social mores of the time, he lived with two women, Jo O'Hara and Rita Diaz, … Continue reading Tie Dyed Boobs
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Funeral For A Fiend
...not a song by Elton John . . The Doclopedia #1,532 Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: The Golden Worm . 1: The Golden Worm is actually only about 18 inched long. 2: It's made of gold, but also contains silver and copper. 3: The eyes are made of three perfect star sapphires. 4: Contrary … Continue reading Funeral For A Fiend
Ballad Of A Blue Raccoon
...we call him Blue . . The Doclopedia #1,530 Ten Things You Didn’t Know About…: Wazuun . 1: Wazuun is enormous. 500 feet long! 2: Wazuun is a beast of immense glory! All must bow to Wazuun! 3: Wazuun prefers to eat grains and grasses, which his servitors collect for him in large carts. 4: … Continue reading Ballad Of A Blue Raccoon
Dogs Playing Cards, Cats Watching TV, Bunnies Going Online
...a typical night at home . . The Doclopedia #1,529 What The Hell Was That?: The Wet Thing . . “I assure you, Detective. That neither my staff, nor I, nor the guests involved are intoxicated or hallucinating. We saw what we saw and I fully expect you to get to the bottom of it … Continue reading Dogs Playing Cards, Cats Watching TV, Bunnies Going Online
There Is No “I” In “Moon”
...but there is one in "Moon Pie" . . The Doclopedia #1,527 What The Hell Was That?: The Weird Thing . . “Look, sister! Look at what is coming down the river!” “By the Goddess, I have never seen anything like that, Ylva. Is it alive?” “I'm not sure, Amel. It seems to be moving. … Continue reading There Is No “I” In “Moon”
The Worst Tasting Sandwich In The Whole World
...it was just horrible . . The Doclopedia #1,525 What The Hell Was That?: The Big Thing “Good God! What the devil was that, Jim?” “I am double damned if I know, Jack, but if it turns to go down the valley, it'll stampede the herd sure enough!” “That's a fact, and... Wait, there it … Continue reading The Worst Tasting Sandwich In The Whole World
The Dancing Elks Fly To Havana
...MGM, 1938 . . The Doclopedia #1,522 Fantasy Foodland: The Pie Fairies . . Name: The Pie Fairies Size: 6-9 inches Appearance: Translucent blue or red, beautiful, sexless Personality: Shy, reclusive, often sing in an unknown language. Their Specialty: Making all sorts of American style pies, often using exotic fruits and spices. Friendly To: Pudding … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Fly To Havana
Pulse Cannon On A Tricycle
...watch out for that kid . WOOHOO! New theme! Posting three tonight and tomorrow to catch back up on a two a day total. . The Doclopedia #1,519 Fantasy Foodland: The Cupcake Gnomes Name: Cupcake Gnomes Size: 10-14 inches tall Appearance:Spindly arms & legs, slightly chubby torsos, large noses, big ears, big eyes, frizzy hair … Continue reading Pulse Cannon On A Tricycle
Chapter 856: In Which Our Hero Is Chased Hither And Yon By Those Damned Frenchies
...mostly, they chased him yon . . The Doclopedia #1,518 Earth 5-C: Cryptids . . Above all else, the biggest difference between our Earth and Earth 5-C is cryptids. Now, they don't call them cryptids there, they just call them animals, or, in a very few cases, primitive non-humans. Some cryptids are very dangerous, like … Continue reading Chapter 856: In Which Our Hero Is Chased Hither And Yon By Those Damned Frenchies
Handsome Joe Plans A Birthday Party
...for his good friend, Smart Sally . . The Doclopedia #1,517 Earth 5-C: California On Earth 5-C, my beloved home state of California is both very familiar and very different. Right off, the shape of the state is different. It's wider, because the entire eastern border is 30 miles farther east. Nevada and Arizona look … Continue reading Handsome Joe Plans A Birthday Party
There Were Serious Repercussions After The Exploding Ham Incident.
...which, by the way, I had nothing to do with . The Doclopedia #1,516 Earth 5-C: Women In Control . . On our earth, the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic swept the globe and killed possibly 100 million people. It lasted from January, 1918 until December, 1920. On Earth 5-C, their strain of influenza began killing … Continue reading There Were Serious Repercussions After The Exploding Ham Incident.
Look, An Ant-horned Prongalope!
...that sounds mildly obscene . . The Doclopedia #1,515 Earth 5-C: The Geek Movies Earth 5-C is different from our Earth. Here are some examples. Reflecting the fact that women took control of things after the 1805-1809 Influenza Pandemic killed off 8 out of 10 adult men, motion pictures on Earth 5-C are very different … Continue reading Look, An Ant-horned Prongalope!
Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes
...and there will never be any damned geckos, either .. The Doclopedia #1,513 Strange Bandanas: The Doctor Who One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The truth here is that this bandana has no special powers whatsoever. It doesn't do a damned thing but … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes
Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
...Barnes & Barnes got shit to answer for The Doclopedia #1,511 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow & Blue Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a fun bandana that I got from a hippie chick during the Third Summer of Love … Continue reading Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
Rogaark: The Thing That Walked Like A Thing
...sadly, not drawn by Jack Kirby . . The Doclopedia #1,509 Strange Bandanas: The Green Dog Footprint One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is one of several with dog footprints on them. Each one has a different canine related power associated … Continue reading Rogaark: The Thing That Walked Like A Thing
Four Dangerous Ducks
...and a very scary grebe . The Doclopedia #1,507 More Islands of Adventure: Red Pine Island On Earth 451-D, where superheroes exist, Red Pine Island is the home of the Canadian superteam known as “The Force”. Located in a hard to reach lake in northern Manitoba, Red Pine Island only measures half a mile long … Continue reading Four Dangerous Ducks
Not In This Issue: Hogs, Body Modification, Cheese or Trainspotting
...we do have an article on brainspotting The Doclopedia #1,505 More Islands of Adventure: Goat Island At 20 miles long and 8 miles wide, Goat Island is not one of the bigger islands in the Shallow Sea. It offers ships little protection from storms, since it does not have more than a couple of places … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Hogs, Body Modification, Cheese or Trainspotting
Yes, Virginia, We Can Time Travel
...right here on this blog. . The Doclopedia #1,503 Alt. Zombies: Zombie Robots . Okay, man, let's just get one things straight, okay? They aren't fucking zombies! Zombies are undead biological creatures, like all those fucking dogs and cats that appeared when my parents were in middle school 50 years ago. These robots are afflicted … Continue reading Yes, Virginia, We Can Time Travel
The Totally Labor Free Labor Day Weekend Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Uncle Who Walked In His Sleep
...co-starring her favorite uncle, Duffy Undersnoot . The Triumphant Return Of The Doclopedia! . Become a Patron!.The Doclopedia #1,501Alt. Zombies: Kaiju Zombies When Dr. Zuvembie shot off the missile that was supposed to explode over Japan and spawn a worldwide zombie apocalypse, he had no idea that the missile would be swallowed whole by … Continue reading The Totally Labor Free Labor Day Weekend Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Uncle Who Walked In His Sleep
Therapy Fun: Part 5
posted in 2025 Therapist: Name a really happy moment in your life. Me: Meeting Grace Blue: Meeting Mara Buck: Meeting Cupcake Yoyo: Meeting Grindy Duke: Meeting Sunny Wives and girlfriends on the other side of the room give us all thumbs up. Therapist sees them. Therapist: Ah, I see. okay. Grace: You can give her … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 5
Gooby, The Musk Ox Who Thought She Was A Dog, Goes To The Fair
...where she ate 17 different deep fried foods My Gaming Life Is Shifting Into A Higher Gear So far this year, my gaming life, both boardgames and RPGs, has looked like this...Run a D&D 5E game, play in a D&D 5E game, run a game or two at cons, run & play in games about … Continue reading Gooby, The Musk Ox Who Thought She Was A Dog, Goes To The Fair
Sponge Bath In A Tea Cup
...harder than it looks Ten Old (pre-1985) RPGs That Everyone Should Play At Least Once And Why1: Dungeons & Dragons Basic Set (The Holmes edition)Play it because it is the edition that got roleplaying really started and it is still fun.2: Runequest (Second edition, 1980)Play it because it is very different from D&D … Continue reading Sponge Bath In A Tea Cup
Fish Stories
...but not about fishA Sort Of A Teaser To Fill Space One of the writing projects I've had on a back burner is called "Ten Short Stories About Death". My main requirement and self imposed rules are...1: Each story has to be short, preferably no more that 1,500 words2: Each story has to be very … Continue reading Fish Stories
The Girl With Green Nipples Spends A Week In The Woods
...naked, for the most part Doc Update As I have mentioned a time or two before, I'm on the board of directors of Your Turn! Community Game Events. We are a non-profit dedicated to hosting free inclusive and fun events where people of all ages can learn and play board, card, dice and roleplaying games.So … Continue reading The Girl With Green Nipples Spends A Week In The Woods
My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
...oooh, pretty dice I just wanted to let y'all know that I am working on all sorts of writing projects, including new Doclopedia entries and exclusive stuff for my Patreon backers. I also plan on having some Reader Participation stuff on here in the coming weeks and months. You'll find out about it on my … Continue reading My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks