...for characters of level 9 or higher . CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Eleven: In Which We Finally Return To Hogar Dulce Hogar . Well, folks, we got home around 11:45. mostly thanks to an airspeed of 225 mph. It's good to be home. The kids have invited over about 40 of their school chums … Continue reading Module R-9:The Iron Castle Of The Vampire Queen
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Pork Chop Salad
... Mmmmmm . CritterCon 12 Trip Day Ten: In Which We Get Our Kicks Above Route 66 . We woke up this morning with the Bus straddling the Texas/New Mexico border, about a mile north of Interstate 40, much of which took the place of old Route 66. Once we were all ready for … Continue reading Pork Chop Salad
Don’t Tease The Flesh Golem!
...he's sensitive CritterCon 12Trip Day Nine (Con Day 4): In Which More Games Are Played, Love & Hate Go Center Stage, Goodbyes Are Said, And Good Lord, Is There Ever Pie It is late and I need to bust ass to finish this before midnight. Quick and dirty, folks!Breakfast: Waffles From Outer Space! Ate too … Continue reading Don’t Tease The Flesh Golem!
Wicked Hamsters Belittled My Emu
...so he ate the little fuckers CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Eight (Con Day 3): In Which The Great And Powerful Cupcake Rides A Dragon, Old Time Radio Is Done, Cars Go To War, And Pubs Are Crawled . The day started with breakfast in bed for everyone, once again courtesy of Mr. & Mrs. … Continue reading Wicked Hamsters Belittled My Emu
Good God, Sir, Have You No Morals?
...yes, but they're pretty malleable . . CritterCon 12 Trip Day Seven (Con Day 2): In Which Many Shenanigans Take Place, Mud Is Applied, Weenies Are Compared And Partying Is Pulperiffic . It is very late, like, 2:45 in the morning, and I am more than a little intoxicated and tired from partying. You, Gentle … Continue reading Good God, Sir, Have You No Morals?
Chapter 415: In Which Our Hero, Temporarily Bereft Of Funds And In Debt At A Brothel, Robs A French Prince While Dressed As A Strumpet
...BEFORE any business could take place . . CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Six (Con Day 1): In Which Games Are Played, Panels Are Participated In, Food Is Eaten, And Werewolves Are Not Found In London . As I often do when reporting on cons, I will be giving the quick and dirty version of … Continue reading Chapter 415: In Which Our Hero, Temporarily Bereft Of Funds And In Debt At A Brothel, Robs A French Prince While Dressed As A Strumpet
Dr. Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Observe A Disturbance In The Forest
...caused by a very large moose CritterCon 12 Trip Day Five: In Which We Arrive In Critter City, Have A Good Cry, And Gather Together Our Extended Family NOTE: You have probably wondered where the critter commentary is this year. Truth is, they all decided to just comment once we got to the con, so … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Observe A Disturbance In The Forest
The Return Of Pete The Wonder Monkey
...he's back and ready to party in your ear. CritterCon 12 Trip Day Four: In Which We Enter Oklahoma, Then Texas, Only To Find Both States Full Of Kaiju I would like to apologize for the brevity of this post, but it has been a very long day. 19 hours long, to be exact. Here's … Continue reading The Return Of Pete The Wonder Monkey
Dogs Riding Motorcycles, Cats Driving Sports Cars, Mice In Pickup Trucks
...Vrooom! CritterCon 12 Trip Day Three: In Which Our Merry Band Of Adventurers Deal With Assorted Invasions And A Flea Market Of Unusual Size. For our third day, we woke up in Pagosa Springs, Colorado, several hundred miles east of where we went to bed in Kanab. Apparently, somebody who was not me … Continue reading Dogs Riding Motorcycles, Cats Driving Sports Cars, Mice In Pickup Trucks
The Big Broadcast Of 2010
...featuring all of your favorite stars CritterCon 12 Trip Day Two: In Which We Actually Encounter Roadside Attractions While Buckling A Swash In The Sky Sunday, August 11th, 8:49 PM We began our day by once again re-configuring the cab of the Bus. This time, it was turned into a airship, seemingly floating a couple … Continue reading The Big Broadcast Of 2010
We Don’t Speak Of The Purple Underwear
...we keep it locked away CritterCon 12 Trip Day One 1: In Which The Starship “Bus” Goes Where No Blue Raccoon Has Gone Before Saturday, August 10th, 8:30 PM Well, our first day of travel went well. True to his word, Brownie woke me up at 6:30 so we could get going by … Continue reading We Don’t Speak Of The Purple Underwear
The Rare And Beautiful 15 Toed Melon Eating Ape Of Potawango Island
...they do love their melons. CritterCon 12 Intro: Friday, August 9th, 5:30 PM Note: Sadly, we are making this year's trip without Silky, Daisy & Max, who passed away in November (Silky) and at the end of June (Daisy & Max). We miss them terribly and this trip report is dedicated to them. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful 15 Toed Melon Eating Ape Of Potawango Island
The Utterly Too Cool For School, Yet Very Peppy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Battle Of Blackberry Hill
...co-starring her rival in all things, Very Pink Penelope. Thoughts On Gen Con 2019 First off , before I get to anything else, I want to thank my very dear and wonderful friends, Peter Hildreth and Avis Crane for paying my way to the con, putting me up in Peter's room, buying my meals and … Continue reading The Utterly Too Cool For School, Yet Very Peppy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Battle Of Blackberry Hill
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Terror Of The Giant Duckasaur!
...1958, starring John Agar, Richard Denning and Zelda the trained duck Sasha Explains It All Sanctuaries: Part 2 Hi, folks. This is the second part of my discussion on the various sanctuaries that the NHTA has established around the world. Last time I told you about the main sanctuaries in North America, so this time … Continue reading Terror Of The Giant Duckasaur!
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The Very Late, But Still Damned Scrappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Dancing Ferrets
...co-starring her pet duck, Randolph The Gaming Is Afoot! The past few months have seen me hit something of an all high mark in my gaming life. Not since the mid 1980s have I been doing so much roleplaying and boardgaming on a weekly basis. Now, to be sure, I am still … Continue reading The Very Late, But Still Damned Scrappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Dancing Ferrets
I’m Back
...mostly My grieving for Daisy has lessened enough for me to start writing again. I'll be posting something substantial tomorrow. Thank you all, especially my wonderful Patrons, for bearing with my absence.
Therapy Fun: Part Six
...posted in 2025 Therapist: Finish this sentence: "I'm..." Yoyo: Batman. Duke: Iron Man. (and he snapped his fingers) Blue: Too sexy for my shirt. Me: A hot rockin' daddy in the USA. Grindy: still standing. Sunny: a bitch. Annie: going down to Rosedale. Grace: on fire. Therapist: Okay, I walked right into that one. . … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part Six
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R.I.P. Daisy Mae Cross (2011 – 2019)
...our geeky girl dog Today, at 2:53 PM, our sweet Daisy died. She had most likely been ill for 3-4 months, but went into a swift decline over the past two weeks. Daisy came into our lives just a few days after we lost Lucy to cancer. She had been dropped off at a chihuahua … Continue reading R.I.P. Daisy Mae Cross (2011 – 2019)