...and by "rocket fuel", I mean bourbon. . . After The Change Came Series 4 A Day For Hangin' With My Homeboys Every couple of years, the Green Ladies put on a “Females Gathering Together Day”, during which sapient females of all species gather in large numbers to...well, I'm not 100% sure, being cis male … Continue reading Who Put The Rocket Fuel In Mrs. Murphy’s Swimming Pool? →

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Doc Tempest And The Secret Of The Vampire’s Tomb

...from the May, 1927 issue . After The Change Came Series 4 Feeling Old In Dog Years This Friday, my four kids graduate from college. That is on top of them all turning 9 years old a couple of weeks ago. I'm feeling a bit old here, folks. Now, at 19, I've still got a … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Secret Of The Vampire’s Tomb →

The 3rd of Juney, Sockerooni, Looney Toony, Big Full Moony Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Irwin, The Farty Kitty.

...co-starring her arch-nemesis, Rather Red Rita . . Sasha Explains It All Thoughts On Motherhood As many of you may knows, a bit over a year ago, I decided to make a baby. No, that is not a euphemism for fucking, or even getting pregnant. First off, I hate cutesy euphemisms for anything, and second … Continue reading The 3rd of Juney, Sockerooni, Looney Toony, Big Full Moony Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And Irwin, The Farty Kitty. →

Spaniels In The Pot

...not for cooking . . LETTERS FROM SISTER BOMIA Dear Sister Arilloni, I hope all is going well at the abbey. Did Sister Grek ever get over her cold? I hope so. Colds are bad enough for we mammals, but for the reptilian folk, they are much worse. My vacation is still going very … Continue reading Spaniels In The Pot →

Where Are The Cookies? I Was Told There Would Be Cookies.

...and milk! . . Life On The Magic Bus This entry will be redone soon

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Dark Secrets Of The Dog Park

...mostly, they're about eating poop . . After The Change Came Series 4 A Day For Books And Walking Greetings, Dear Readers. I'm back for another entry in the blog. Today, I'll be telling you about my action packed yesterday. Well, action packed if you call a 24 mile walk to a used book store … Continue reading Dark Secrets Of The Dog Park →

The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies

...it was a sweet meeting . This blog is in part made possibly by my wonderful patrons on Patreon. If you would like to join them in helping me out, go to https://www.patreon.com/DocCross . Sasha Explains It All Sanctuaries Hi, folks! In this edition, I'd like to talk about the many Sanctuary areas that … Continue reading The Cupcake Gnomes Meet The Pie Pixies →

Obviously, Including The Koreans In The Plan Was A Bad Idea

...they ran off to form a boy band . . LETTERS FROM SISTER BOMIA Dear Sister Arilloni, Well, here I am at Karrak City on the shore of Lake Vardestar and I've got to say, it truly is a beautiful city. The main portion is made up of rose marble buildings rising as high as … Continue reading Obviously, Including The Koreans In The Plan Was A Bad Idea →

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The Springtime Fresh, But Also Rather Spicy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Great 4th Of July Bicycle Race

...co-starring her Auntie Griselda Weeks . . Life On The Magic Bus This entry will be redone very soon.

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Not In This Issue: Fig Parrots, Playing Strip Bingo, Singing Tree Pruners

... do NOT play Strip Tree Pruning . . After The Change Came Series 4 Hound Dog Tails Roscoe here with a badly late entry to this blog. As Dad said in his last post, I'm still working for the State of California Department of Nature as a wildlife surveyor, and I still work at … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Fig Parrots, Playing Strip Bingo, Singing Tree Pruners →

We Never Stopped Liking Monkeys, We Just Took A Short Break.

...okay, it was 7 years . . Confessions Of A Time Traveler If Nobody Ever Finds It, Is It Really Lost? As you may or not have heard Sasha mention in her rants, time travel is strange and wonderful and you cannot change history. You can cause history, you can spin off new timelines and … Continue reading We Never Stopped Liking Monkeys, We Just Took A Short Break. →

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DUDE! A Doclopedia Milestone!

...Seriously! . . Well spank my ass and call me Pinky, this is my 1,500th Doclopedia post! . . The Doclopedia #1,500 Well, Since You Asked: Here's How It Went Down It started out with me leaving Penny's house before the party started...no, not the after party, the PARTY party. The one she was giving … Continue reading DUDE! A Doclopedia Milestone! →

Ducks Causing Trouble, Geese On The Run

...it's a waterfowl crime spree . . The Doclopedia #1,498 Stairway to: Lincoln Of all the stairways I have found, this one is the most random. Why? Because there are dozens of town and cities with the name Lincoln. There are over 40 Lincolns in the United states alone. You'll find more in the U.K., … Continue reading Ducks Causing Trouble, Geese On The Run →

We Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow, You Betcha

...oh ya, Minnesota . . The Doclopedia #1,496 Stairway to: Lost Vegas This spiral staircase appears only in casinos in Las Vegas, in whatever year is current. It's a damned classy staircase, straight out of the heyday of Vegas, when the Rat Pack performed, the Mob ran the town and casinos weren't “Family Destination Resorts”. … Continue reading We Come From The Land Of The Ice And Snow, You Betcha →