...for his good friend, Smart Sally . . The Doclopedia #1,517 Earth 5-C: California On Earth 5-C, my beloved home state of California is both very familiar and very different. Right off, the shape of the state is different. It's wider, because the entire eastern border is 30 miles farther east. Nevada and Arizona look … Continue reading Handsome Joe Plans A Birthday Party
There Were Serious Repercussions After The Exploding Ham Incident.
...which, by the way, I had nothing to do with . The Doclopedia #1,516 Earth 5-C: Women In Control . . On our earth, the 1918 Spanish Flu Pandemic swept the globe and killed possibly 100 million people. It lasted from January, 1918 until December, 1920. On Earth 5-C, their strain of influenza began killing … Continue reading There Were Serious Repercussions After The Exploding Ham Incident.
Look, An Ant-horned Prongalope!
...that sounds mildly obscene . . The Doclopedia #1,515 Earth 5-C: The Geek Movies Earth 5-C is different from our Earth. Here are some examples. Reflecting the fact that women took control of things after the 1805-1809 Influenza Pandemic killed off 8 out of 10 adult men, motion pictures on Earth 5-C are very different … Continue reading Look, An Ant-horned Prongalope!
Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes
...and there will never be any damned geckos, either .. The Doclopedia #1,513 Strange Bandanas: The Doctor Who One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The truth here is that this bandana has no special powers whatsoever. It doesn't do a damned thing but … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes
Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
...Barnes & Barnes got shit to answer for The Doclopedia #1,511 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow & Blue Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a fun bandana that I got from a hippie chick during the Third Summer of Love … Continue reading Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
Rogaark: The Thing That Walked Like A Thing
...sadly, not drawn by Jack Kirby . . The Doclopedia #1,509 Strange Bandanas: The Green Dog Footprint One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is one of several with dog footprints on them. Each one has a different canine related power associated … Continue reading Rogaark: The Thing That Walked Like A Thing
Four Dangerous Ducks
...and a very scary grebe . The Doclopedia #1,507 More Islands of Adventure: Red Pine Island On Earth 451-D, where superheroes exist, Red Pine Island is the home of the Canadian superteam known as “The Force”. Located in a hard to reach lake in northern Manitoba, Red Pine Island only measures half a mile long … Continue reading Four Dangerous Ducks
Not In This Issue: Hogs, Body Modification, Cheese or Trainspotting
...we do have an article on brainspotting The Doclopedia #1,505 More Islands of Adventure: Goat Island At 20 miles long and 8 miles wide, Goat Island is not one of the bigger islands in the Shallow Sea. It offers ships little protection from storms, since it does not have more than a couple of places … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Hogs, Body Modification, Cheese or Trainspotting
Yes, Virginia, We Can Time Travel
...right here on this blog. . The Doclopedia #1,503 Alt. Zombies: Zombie Robots . Okay, man, let's just get one things straight, okay? They aren't fucking zombies! Zombies are undead biological creatures, like all those fucking dogs and cats that appeared when my parents were in middle school 50 years ago. These robots are afflicted … Continue reading Yes, Virginia, We Can Time Travel
The Totally Labor Free Labor Day Weekend Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Uncle Who Walked In His Sleep
...co-starring her favorite uncle, Duffy Undersnoot . The Triumphant Return Of The Doclopedia! . Become a Patron!.The Doclopedia #1,501Alt. Zombies: Kaiju Zombies When Dr. Zuvembie shot off the missile that was supposed to explode over Japan and spawn a worldwide zombie apocalypse, he had no idea that the missile would be swallowed whole by … Continue reading The Totally Labor Free Labor Day Weekend Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Uncle Who Walked In His Sleep
Therapy Fun: Part 5
posted in 2025 Therapist: Name a really happy moment in your life. Me: Meeting Grace Blue: Meeting Mara Buck: Meeting Cupcake Yoyo: Meeting Grindy Duke: Meeting Sunny Wives and girlfriends on the other side of the room give us all thumbs up. Therapist sees them. Therapist: Ah, I see. okay. Grace: You can give her … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 5
Gooby, The Musk Ox Who Thought She Was A Dog, Goes To The Fair
...where she ate 17 different deep fried foods My Gaming Life Is Shifting Into A Higher Gear So far this year, my gaming life, both boardgames and RPGs, has looked like this...Run a D&D 5E game, play in a D&D 5E game, run a game or two at cons, run & play in games about … Continue reading Gooby, The Musk Ox Who Thought She Was A Dog, Goes To The Fair
Sponge Bath In A Tea Cup
...harder than it looks Ten Old (pre-1985) RPGs That Everyone Should Play At Least Once And Why1: Dungeons & Dragons Basic Set (The Holmes edition)Play it because it is the edition that got roleplaying really started and it is still fun.2: Runequest (Second edition, 1980)Play it because it is very different from D&D … Continue reading Sponge Bath In A Tea Cup
Fish Stories
...but not about fishA Sort Of A Teaser To Fill Space One of the writing projects I've had on a back burner is called "Ten Short Stories About Death". My main requirement and self imposed rules are...1: Each story has to be short, preferably no more that 1,500 words2: Each story has to be very … Continue reading Fish Stories
The Girl With Green Nipples Spends A Week In The Woods
...naked, for the most part Doc Update As I have mentioned a time or two before, I'm on the board of directors of Your Turn! Community Game Events. We are a non-profit dedicated to hosting free inclusive and fun events where people of all ages can learn and play board, card, dice and roleplaying games.So … Continue reading The Girl With Green Nipples Spends A Week In The Woods
My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
...oooh, pretty dice I just wanted to let y'all know that I am working on all sorts of writing projects, including new Doclopedia entries and exclusive stuff for my Patreon backers. I also plan on having some Reader Participation stuff on here in the coming weeks and months. You'll find out about it on my … Continue reading My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
Module R-9:The Iron Castle Of The Vampire Queen
...for characters of level 9 or higher . CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Eleven: In Which We Finally Return To Hogar Dulce Hogar . Well, folks, we got home around 11:45. mostly thanks to an airspeed of 225 mph. It's good to be home. The kids have invited over about 40 of their school chums … Continue reading Module R-9:The Iron Castle Of The Vampire Queen
Pork Chop Salad
... Mmmmmm . CritterCon 12 Trip Day Ten: In Which We Get Our Kicks Above Route 66 . We woke up this morning with the Bus straddling the Texas/New Mexico border, about a mile north of Interstate 40, much of which took the place of old Route 66. Once we were all ready for … Continue reading Pork Chop Salad
Don’t Tease The Flesh Golem!
...he's sensitive CritterCon 12Trip Day Nine (Con Day 4): In Which More Games Are Played, Love & Hate Go Center Stage, Goodbyes Are Said, And Good Lord, Is There Ever Pie It is late and I need to bust ass to finish this before midnight. Quick and dirty, folks!Breakfast: Waffles From Outer Space! Ate too … Continue reading Don’t Tease The Flesh Golem!
Wicked Hamsters Belittled My Emu
...so he ate the little fuckers CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Eight (Con Day 3): In Which The Great And Powerful Cupcake Rides A Dragon, Old Time Radio Is Done, Cars Go To War, And Pubs Are Crawled The day started with breakfast in bed for everyone, once again courtesy of Mr. & Mrs. Bunnington, … Continue reading Wicked Hamsters Belittled My Emu
Good God, Sir, Have You No Morals?
...yes, but they're pretty malleable . . CritterCon 12 Trip Day Seven (Con Day 2): In Which Many Shenanigans Take Place, Mud Is Applied, Weenies Are Compared And Partying Is Pulperiffic . It is very late, like, 2:45 in the morning, and I am more than a little intoxicated and tired from partying. You, Gentle … Continue reading Good God, Sir, Have You No Morals?
Chapter 415: In Which Our Hero, Temporarily Bereft Of Funds And In Debt At A Brothel, Robs A French Prince While Dressed As A Strumpet
...BEFORE any business could take place . . CritterCon 12 . Trip Day Six (Con Day 1): In Which Games Are Played, Panels Are Participated In, Food Is Eaten, And Werewolves Are Not Found In London . As I often do when reporting on cons, I will be giving the quick and dirty version of … Continue reading Chapter 415: In Which Our Hero, Temporarily Bereft Of Funds And In Debt At A Brothel, Robs A French Prince While Dressed As A Strumpet
Dr. Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Observe A Disturbance In The Forest
...caused by a very large moose CritterCon 12 Trip Day Five: In Which We Arrive In Critter City, Have A Good Cry, And Gather Together Our Extended Family NOTE: You have probably wondered where the critter commentary is this year. Truth is, they all decided to just comment once we got to the con, so … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Observe A Disturbance In The Forest
The Return Of Pete The Wonder Monkey
...he's back and ready to party in your ear. CritterCon 12 Trip Day Four: In Which We Enter Oklahoma, Then Texas, Only To Find Both States Full Of Kaiju I would like to apologize for the brevity of this post, but it has been a very long day. 19 hours long, to be exact. Here's … Continue reading The Return Of Pete The Wonder Monkey
Dogs Riding Motorcycles, Cats Driving Sports Cars, Mice In Pickup Trucks
...Vrooom! CritterCon 12 Trip Day Three: In Which Our Merry Band Of Adventurers Deal With Assorted Invasions And A Flea Market Of Unusual Size. For our third day, we woke up in Pagosa Springs, Colorado, several hundred miles east of where we went to bed in Kanab. Apparently, somebody who was not me … Continue reading Dogs Riding Motorcycles, Cats Driving Sports Cars, Mice In Pickup Trucks
