...REALLY sure? The Doclopedia #2,332 Strange Bandanas: The Tiny Cats One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a cute light orange bandana with variously posed tiny cats on it. It was a gift from my late dog, Lucy, just a week before … Continue reading Are You Sure You Want To Do This?
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Skwizzkawizz!
...in stores everywhere The Doclopedia #2,331 Strange Bandanas: The Leopard Print One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… You might think that this bandana would grant me leopard powers, and you'd be right, sort of.What this bandana lets me do is climb up a … Continue reading Skwizzkawizz!
Crazy Game World Cup Highlights
...the best of the best The Doclopedia #2,330 Strange Bandanas: The Light Brown One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…This is a light brown traditional bandana. I've had it for 40 years. The strange, but useful thing about it is that it deadens my … Continue reading Crazy Game World Cup Highlights
The Rare And Beautiful Two Tongued Gophers Of Potawango Island
...they can grab things with them The Doclopedia #2,329 Strange Bandanas: The Blue & Purple Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is actually pretty damned annoying, because when I wear it, which I seldom do, I keep getting mistaken … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Two Tongued Gophers Of Potawango Island
Lost In The Land Of The Rock People
...they were always stoned The Doclopedia #2,328 Strange Bandanas: The Black Pirate One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Of the 7 or 8 pirate themed bandanas I own, this one is my favorite. Why? Because while wearing it, I can drink the hell … Continue reading Lost In The Land Of The Rock People
Not In This Issue: Crispy Duck, Garden Ponds, Tea, And Clowns
...fuck those creepy clowns The Doclopedia #2,327 Strange Bandanas: The White & Yellow One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is white with streaks of bright yellow. It's quite eyecatching.It also contains the spirit of Eleonora Rial, a 22 year old Mexican … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Crispy Duck, Garden Ponds, Tea, And Clowns
Secrets Of The Slide Room
...sorry, no naughty ones The Doclopedia #2,326 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Post Apocalypse Game You avoided the zombies, robots, diseased bikers, mutant geese, and aliens. Now you're back in your safe underground bunker with a big sack full of the following:3 cans of “Doggie Delight” dog food, beef stew flavor A rusted rakeTen 16 … Continue reading Secrets Of The Slide Room
Yoyo And The Adventure Of The Sassy Cat
...very sassy The Doclopedia #2,325 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Time Travel Game Holy shit! This mission saw you going to 8 countries in 12 different centuries, just to find out that Dr. Senakawa was holed up drunk in a whorehouse in 1960 Osaka. But you did bring home this interesting stuff:A collection of clothing … Continue reading Yoyo And The Adventure Of The Sassy Cat
The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
...so damned lazy The Doclopedia #2,324 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Cartoon Game Well, you never did catch that Foogle Bird in the haunted house, but you had lots of fun! You also managed to swipe a bunch of stuff from those maroons that were running around. Now your Back Pocket bulges with:A big jar … Continue reading The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
Batman Is My Co-Pilot
...okay, he's actually the pilotThe Doclopedia #2,323 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pirate Game Well, mate, those Spanish dogs put up a proper fight, but in the end, the ones that didn't die are tied up in their own ship's hold. It'll take a fair few hours to go through all the loot, but so … Continue reading Batman Is My Co-Pilot
Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
...no, wait The Doclopedia #2,322 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Steampunk Game As you narrowly escape from the gigantic land battleship of Count DeVilliers, you and your companions are now in possession of several interesting things. Among them are:The schematics for that enormous war machine A copy of the codebook that DeVilliers agents useSome of … Continue reading Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
...then they laughed at him The Doclopedia #2,321 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Modern Espionage Game Mars Gordon is dead, his plot to kill billions using space lasers ended. You will soon leave his burning secret lair, but not until you take a few things for the techies at your agency to look over. These … Continue reading Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
...begins here, actually Hear ye, hear ye! The latest Doclopedia Deathmarch begins now!The Doclopedia #2,320 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pulp Adventure Game Inside the Temple of the Snake Goddess, after defeating the evil mastermind known only as Garr, but upon death revealed to be Professor Enright, you find: Roughly 300 gems, mostly diamonds and … Continue reading The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
Pounds & Pounds Of Houndy Hounds
...at one point, about 210 pounds of themJust a quick post to remind y'all that...1: Today is Doctor Demento's 81st birthday!2: The 2022-2024 Doclopedia Deathmarch starts a few minutes after midnight on Monday, the 4th of April.3: You can read the first 7 weeks of the Deathmarch posts, AND listen to all 75+ episodes of … Continue reading Pounds & Pounds Of Houndy Hounds
The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
...and it was tastyJust a quick post to let everyone know that February 28th will be the start of the next Doclopedia Deathmarch. I'm not sure how long it will go on, but I'm shooting for at least 500 days, maybe more.Sadly, though, that is when it will start appearing over on my Patreon, not … Continue reading The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
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