...tasty, but strange looking The Doclopedia #2,352 Stop And Think!: Before You Storm That Castle No, really, Bartus, think about it a minute. When the sun comes up in a couple of hours, we and 8,000 other poor conscripted fools are going to run up that hill and attack that castle. Well be expected to … Continue reading Blue Plums
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Bopping Through The City By The Bay
...ahh, San Francisco in the 70s The Doclopedia #2,351 Stop And Think!: Before You Go Back In Time Okay, I'm going to repeat this again one more time: As far as we've been able to discover, you can't change history in any real way. You might alter somebodies personal history, but you can't kill Hitler … Continue reading Bopping Through The City By The Bay
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Grifting The Rubes
...mostly, very wealthy rubes The Doclopedia #2,350 Stop And Think!: Before You Put On That Power Armor Look, buddy, I know you want to suit up and go fight crime and aliens and stuff, but maybe take a minute to think this through.First off, you're not Tony Stark, so you'll need to keep your identity … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Grifting The Rubes
Watch This Space!
...just keep watching The Doclopedia #2,349 Stop And Think!: Before You Enter That Dungeon This place is called “The Dungeon of the Hungry Undead” for a reason. What the hell do you think those hungry undead eat, buttered scones? Pizza? Fish and chips?NO! They eat LIVING FLESH! You know, the stuff that you, your fellow … Continue reading Watch This Space!
Iron Chef: Battle Sausage Biscuit
...Iron Chef South won it I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,348 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 7 It was nearing midnight on Sunday, roughly 50 hours after they had finished the junkyard job and about three hours … Continue reading Iron Chef: Battle Sausage Biscuit
My Life In The Land Of Geeks
...I've been here so long. The Doclopedia #2,347 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 6 It was 8:15 PM on the night of the job and the California Kid was sitting in a pickup truck on top of a hill overlooking the junkyard and surrounding area a mile away. He had … Continue reading My Life In The Land Of Geeks
Last Airship To Mars!
...a thrilling tale! The Doclopedia #2,346 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 5 The California Kid had wandered into his bedroom and fallen asleep around midnight. When the phone rang at 7:00 AM, he knew it was Spider.“I know, I know. Breakfast at Katie's at 8:30. You pay this time.”Spider laughed. … Continue reading Last Airship To Mars!
Not A Good Day For Moose Teasing
...we're going to miss Jimmy The Doclopedia #2,345 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 4 Smooth Paul was living in a very nice apartment situated between two universities and three high schools, in a city just shy of 200 miles from where everyone else in the crew lived. He had rented … Continue reading Not A Good Day For Moose Teasing
Module J-12: The Expedition To The Peaks Of Certain Death
...nobody ever believed the "certain" part I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,344 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 3 The young lady known to her fellow thieves as Blondie Sanchez had just gotten home to the small apartment … Continue reading Module J-12: The Expedition To The Peaks Of Certain Death
Yoyo, Spy Dog
...a small spy dog The Doclopedia #2,343 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 2 Several hours later, the California Kid was freshly showered and dressed when Mrs. Pham, wife of the apartment manager, rang the bell. In her hands was a covered tray from which delicious smells wafted.“Here is some dinner … Continue reading Yoyo, Spy Dog
A Short Smart Jock
...did I get those lyrics wrong again? The Doclopedia #2,342 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Junkyard Job: Part 1The six person crew was sitting out in front of a ramshackle country store, one of only two businesses left in what had once been a very small town. Now, it was a few shuttered … Continue reading A Short Smart Jock
What’s All This Then?
...nobody knew The Doclopedia #2,341 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Old Tool Shed Okay, this room is just straight up strange. First off, while the place is made out of old weathered wood on the outside, on the inside, it's solid and new looking brick. The light on the ceiling seems to be some sort of … Continue reading What’s All This Then?
The 150 Foot Long Slip N Slide Of Doom
...the end of the slide was the worst partNEWS: I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,339 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Suburban KitchenHere we have a typical suburban kitchen of whatever era you are in. Lots of shelf space, big sink, nice counter tops, … Continue reading The 150 Foot Long Slip N Slide Of Doom
The Five Blue Budgies Meet Frankenstein
...monster comedy gold The Doclopedia #2,338 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Rich Man's StudyThis is the sort of rich man's study one may have seen in the early 20th Century. Lots of dark wood, richly appointed and furnished, book shelves on the walls, fine Persian carpets, and a large mahogany desk. On that desk will be … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Meet Frankenstein
Red & Green Star Wolves
...sounds exciting and colorful The Doclopedia #2,337 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Goat Milking Room This farm has a dozen or so fine milk goats. The farmer sells milk and goat cheese at the local farmer's market every week. It's a good moneymaker.The shed itself is about the size of a two car garage and has … Continue reading Red & Green Star Wolves
Stay Tuned For…Adventure!
...and advertising The Doclopedia #2,336 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Teenage Boy's Bedroom A typical teenage boy's bedroom. There will be posters and pictures on the walls, possibly sports oriented, but maybe all geek interest stuff. Perhaps a pinup pic or two.The room is also typical by being messy, full of stuff, and possibly not smelling … Continue reading Stay Tuned For…Adventure!
The Affair Of The Giggling Pig
...a most satisfying mystery The Doclopedia #2,334 Assorted Rooms...With A Difference: Storeroom At A Bar When you take a quick glance in this room, it looks like pretty much every other storeroom in every other drinking place in the world. There are cases of booze, kegs of beer, a mop bucket or two with mops, … Continue reading The Affair Of The Giggling Pig
Swordswomen From Planet Y
...starring Betsy Green The Doclopedia #2,341 Give Bob This Message: From His Contact In Australia To: Mr. Bill MartinFrom: Eric Townes, First Class RealtyRe: Your new homeEverything is ready for your arrival next month. All you need do is sign the papers and you and Mrs. Martin can move right in. The furniture you have … Continue reading Swordswomen From Planet Y
Life In The Fun Machine
...it's fun The Doclopedia #2,340 Give Bob This Message: From His Buddy The CopBob,Thank you for your generous donation to the Widows & Orphans fund. It will help a lot of families.The items we discussed have been destroyed during the monthly old evidence burn. That concludes our part of the arrangement.Enjoy your new life.Mike
I Was A 7th Level Gnome Artificer For The FBI
...it was full of danger The Doclopedia #2,339 Give Bob This Message: From His Girlfriend Sweetie,Got everything packed. Told Mr. Swenson to keep the cleaning deposit. Gloria came and got Xena. I'm glad she gets along with her cats. I'll miss her.I'll be ready when you get here at 2:00. Maybe we can stop for … Continue reading I Was A 7th Level Gnome Artificer For The FBI
Ferocious Dani Goes All Out
...and scared the locals The Doclopedia #2,338 Give Bob This Message: From His Old FriendBob,You're all set up to stay at my place for a few days. I'll be taking the wife and kids to Galveston for a long weekend. The stuff you need is in the garage in a box marked “Old Tools”. The … Continue reading Ferocious Dani Goes All Out
Peanut Brittle Bottle Battle
...nope, not a clue The Doclopedia #2,337 Give Bob This Message: From His Brother Hey, bro, just a quick note here to let you know that I dropped off the packages to Millie, Mom & Dad, Sandy, and Carrie. My share is due to be laundered through the shop over the next 6 months.You take … Continue reading Peanut Brittle Bottle Battle
The Amazing Slider-Man
...he was bitten by a tiny radioactive hamburger The Doclopedia #2,336 Give Bob This Message: From His Ex-Wife Bob,I got the money you sent. Tom dropped it off this morning. Thank you. This will help me get set up out in Oregon and still have plenty for the kid's college fund. Larry's insurance really only … Continue reading The Amazing Slider-Man
Handsome Joe Goes To Hollywood
...with his humans The Doclopedia #2,334 Give Bob This Message: From His Former Partner You son of a bitch! I'll get you for this! The next five years will pass fast, because I'll be thinking about nothing but finding you and killing you. Enjoy the time you have left, because once I'm out of here, … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes To Hollywood
The Fudge Gnomes Throw A Party
...it was packed The Doclopedia #2,333 Strange Bandanas: The Bollywood One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I really can't tell the story of how I got this bandana, back in 1977, because the favor I did to get it was big and needs … Continue reading The Fudge Gnomes Throw A Party
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