...she took him for several kinds of ride Well, I got my LJ mojo back, then didn't write anything for 5 days:) My request for Theme Week ideas for the upcoming Doclopedia got a few responses, roughly 2/3 of which were usable. You can, of course, make new suggestions any time. As to when this … Continue reading Big Jimmy And The Woman In The Purple Car
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The Creepy Eyed Children Are Watching You From The Trees
...with rusty knives in their hands Now What? So, I've got my writing mojo back, but what to do with it? I've got an idea or two. Here is the first one... Those of you who have stuck with reading this blog for the last several years (and by the way, thank you ever so … Continue reading The Creepy Eyed Children Are Watching You From The Trees
Aunt Pearl And The Sassy Bear
...final score, Aunt Pearl: 1, Sassy Bear: 0 The Doclopedia #4 Other Places: Xenovirus T . Without Xenovirus T, the Dociverse (version 300-T) would be...well, our world. Instead, experimentation by alien scientists turned the people and history of that Earth into one of the most incredible stories in this part of our galaxy. The planet, … Continue reading Aunt Pearl And The Sassy Bear
Harry Potter And The Flatulent Dragon
...actually MORE dangerous from behind The Doclopedia #2 Other Places: Xerilka Xerilka is the female proprietor of "The Last Saloon", a rough and tough roadhouse on the edge of the Terran Territory of Mars. It is, in fact, the last saloon you'll encounter unless you travel all the way around the planet to the other … Continue reading Harry Potter And The Flatulent Dragon
It Was A Dark And Horny Night
...gotta love them horny nights Not much going on here at Casa Cross this week. We are going to a dog adoption place on Saturday to meet up with another Basset Hound, this one a young lass named Winker. Grace has been emailing back & forth with the SPCA lady about her and she seems … Continue reading It Was A Dark And Horny Night
The Seven Secrets Of Time Travel
...oh, wait, they're secrets 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: Here's an island for fantasy worlds. #120: Red Beach Island This is a smallish island, 16 miles long by about 7.5 miles wide. As the name implies, the beaches are composed of a rusty red sand. This sand comes from the iron rich rocks … Continue reading The Seven Secrets Of Time Travel
Blue Rocks And Pink Bikinis
...sorry, it's classified:) 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: How about a nice little house? #119: Ed's House Ok, so Ed is the one guy the PC's in a game always need to go see. Maybe he's an occult expert or a biplane pilot or a warp drive repairman or something else, they still … Continue reading Blue Rocks And Pink Bikinis
Quest For The Magic Enchilada
...with red sauce, not green 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: This is the smallest location yet...but one of the busiest. #118: The Restroom On The Edge Of Forever Techinically, it's restrooms, since it affects both a ladies and a gents, but still the name is kept singular. As you've no doubt guessed, those … Continue reading Quest For The Magic Enchilada
Juicy Lucy Saves The Day
...way back in 1972 Today was Game Day here at the House of C and our intrepid adventurers did indeed manage to get the goblin boy back to his family, with only a brief and stinky fight with some brain hungry living dead to slow them up. True, one of the characters did spend most … Continue reading Juicy Lucy Saves The Day
The Kitty Cats Drive Route 66
...and yes, they get their kicks Uncle Doc's Day Well, we went to see "Happy Feet" (micro review: Catchy tunes, pretty good flick) and, whilst there, saw the new trailer for "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", which looks to be a must see. After the flicks, we had a bite to eat, … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Drive Route 66
Green Flamethrower Man
...he'll fry your ass in an eco-friendly manner 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location: This one is a friendly little pub in a small town...but it does have a secret or two. #115: The Duck & Rose Pub The Duck & Rose is located at #3 Dwarvenhammer Lane in the village of Pine Grove. … Continue reading Green Flamethrower Man
Mrs. Wangdoodle Gets Naked
...damn those hot flashes 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this location : This is from my CyberPulp world, but it also exists in our world...but it's not as cool #114: Alcatraz Island In the CyberPulp universe, Alcatraz Island was purchased in 1840 by the very first Doc Tempest (or rather, the first member of the … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Gets Naked
Super Milk Chan VS Ren & Stimpy
...wow, I just heard sombody's head explode Today, I switch over from daily characters to daily locations. 365 Days, 365 Characters/Locations About this : We'll start off our locations with a small drinking establishment set in the Pulp Era. #113: Hannigan's Tavern Located on a corner in a working class section of The Big City, … Continue reading Super Milk Chan VS Ren & Stimpy
So We Put His Sports Car In An Oak Tree
...and amazingly, we still graduated 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Two words: Toy Cops #112: Detective Ted E. Bear Stats STR: 2d6 DEX: 2d6 CON: 3d6 INT: 4d6 At the Butte Valley Day Care & Pre-School, Ted E. Bear is the cop who gets the scum off of the street. Dolly hookers, action … Continue reading So We Put His Sports Car In An Oak Tree
Yellow Doom Flowers
...and aluminum butterflies 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Today's lawman isn't really a man, but he serves Our Robot Masters well. #111: Law Enforcement Unit 3-DR/44 "Wyatt Earp" Stats STR: 5d6 DEX: 4d6 CON: 4d20 INT: 5d8 3-DR/44, or Wyatt Earp as the meat units know him, is the primary law enforcement robot … Continue reading Yellow Doom Flowers
The World Famous Mudball Catapult
...fired 5 times in May, 1967 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: A strange little village needs a cool headed top cop. #110: Chief Constable Wilfred Tilden Stats STR: 3d6 DEX: 3d6 CON: 3d8 INT: 4d8 Wilf Tilden is the head cop in the small village of Bogsby. Located "a good two day's walk … Continue reading The World Famous Mudball Catapult
Purple Pain Pixies
...yeah, I know 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Modern times today, but not your average cop. #109: Deputy Mark Lindale Stats STR: 5d10 DEX: 5d10 CON: 5d10 INT: 3d8 Deputy Lindale has been a sheriff's deputy for 7 years, but he has been a mutant since puberty. He's way faster, stronger and tougher … Continue reading Purple Pain Pixies
The California Kid Drops A Dime
...summer, 1981 The Doclopedia #108 Lawmen: Inspector Nick Douglas About this character: This cop has the most unwanted beat in the city...Faerie Town. Stats STR: 2d8 DEX: 3d6 CON: 2d10 INT: 4d6 Nobody wants the Faerie Town beat. Dealing with Pookas, Brownies, Elves, Gnomes, Sprites, Trolls and the dozens of other species of faerie that … Continue reading The California Kid Drops A Dime
Red Red Swine
...not a UB40 song Dinner was delish, but now it is late and I must work tomorrow, so here is today's lateass character. 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: A good old fashioned Wild West lawman. #107: Marshall Bart McKain Stats STR: 3d6 DEX: 2d10 CON: 3d8 INT: 3d6 U.S. Marshall Bart McKain is … Continue reading Red Red Swine
The Summer That We Nearly Went To Woodstock
...accent on the nearly 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Today, we start Lawmen (and women) Week with a fantasy world sheriff who always gets her man...or woman...or orc...or halfling...or elf... #106: Sheriff Galzea Ovir Stats STR: 3d8 DEX: 4d6 CON: 3d10 INT: 3d6 Galzea Ovir is the daughter, granddaughter and great granddaughter of … Continue reading The Summer That We Nearly Went To Woodstock
Pit Bulls In A Bathtub
...clean and mean 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: Our final alien is nearly dead, but could get better at any time. #105: Lorigal Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 10 Mental: 6 Spiritual: 7 Lorigal is the sole surviving member of the ZhuKot race. When the various slave races rose up and destroyed … Continue reading Pit Bulls In A Bathtub
Choice Cuts Of Gopher Meat
...sauteed in olive oil 365 Days, 365 Characters? First off, I'm not stopping my daily bit of RPG joy. But... The character below will be my 104th character in a row since I started this. I'll be doing some more, but the truth is, I'm getting bored thinking up characters. SO...in about a week, I'll … Continue reading Choice Cuts Of Gopher Meat
The Rare And Beautiful Vampire Duck Of Potawango Island
...they vant your blood, kvack kvack Shit! Almost forgot another character! I blame the dog:) 365 Days, 365 Characters About this character: This is a short but sweet entry...and so is the alien. #103: Dweeno Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 2 Mental: 6 Spiritual: 7 Dweeno is 12 inches tall and looks for all … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Vampire Duck Of Potawango Island
Popcorn For Breakfast
...pop, pop Damn, I almost missed getting today's character up! About this character: This alien thinks the Klingon's are a bunch of pussies. The Doclopedia #102 Aliens: Jix the Conqueror Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 3 Mental: 6 Spiritual: 9 Jix, or as he is more commonly known, High Warlord Jix, is … Continue reading Popcorn For Breakfast
Beer And Kittens
...even more fun that tequila and puppies About this character: This alien is just a starfaring trader trying to make an honest buck. No, really. The Doclopedia #101 Aliens: Dorgash 9933 Stats (based on a d10) Physical: 5 Mental: 7 Spiritual: 7 Dorgash 9933 is the owner and captain of the freighter "Red Gnartok" and … Continue reading Beer And Kittens