...Monday, on my porch, in the smoker. The Doclopedia #24 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: The Amazing Mobile Village It has long been a joke that if you give the Society of Inventors enough money, sooner or later they will invent something useful. Well, the kings of the Five Lands gave … Continue reading Baby Got Back Ribs
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Sliding Down A Grassy Hill On Cardboard
...man, was that ever fun It is too late and I am too tired to post a Doclopedia entry, so y'all will get TWO tomorrow after I get home from work.
Night Of The Yellow Armadillos
... big as minivans, they is! The Doclopedia #23 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: Old Gus & His Party Bus On Earth 48, the superhero Earth, the numbers of heroes & villains is pretty much equal to the DC and Marvel universes combined. You can't swing a radioactive spider without hitting … Continue reading Night Of The Yellow Armadillos
The Kitty Cats Sneak Into Area 51
...and meet alien kitty cats! The Doclopedia #22 Places That Don't Stay In One Place: The HMS Vagabond Thanks to Weird Science and a large budget, the HMS Vagabond is the pride of the Royal Navy...or would be, if anyone outside of a very few knew about it. Instead, it is England's top … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Sneak Into Area 51
Have You Ever Made Love In A Tree?
...Helpful hints: Avoid ones with pitch and ant colonies The Doclopedia #21 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Baron Wolf Von Hund Baron Wolf Von Hund was born into a family of wealth and privilege. They spoiled him terribly, but at the same time expected much of him. At a very young age, he … Continue reading Have You Ever Made Love In A Tree?
Doc Tempest vs The Mind Wrecker
...from the September, 1954 issue The Doclopedia #20 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Bark Savage, The Dog Of Bronze Who is Bark Savage? To the world at large, Bark Savage is a strange mysterious figure of glistening bronze fur and golden eyes. To his amazing co-adventurers (the five greatest brains ever assembled in … Continue reading Doc Tempest vs The Mind Wrecker
Thuggish Quail Intimidated My Rooster
...damn those quail gangbangers! The Doclopedia #19 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Ping Ping Throughout Southeast Asia and the islands of the South Pacific, an area filled with more dangers than most people see in a lifetime, one name above all fills the hearts of even the bravest with fear: Ping Ping. Her real … Continue reading Thuggish Quail Intimidated My Rooster
Chapter 245: In Which Our Hero Plays A Crafty Game Of Cards, Befuddles A Vicar And Drinks Gin
...all while looking dashingly good The Doclopedia #18 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Aircat Coming Soon to this theater: The Adventures of Aircat! Based upon the actual exploits of the famed feline adventurer! SEE! Aircat and his trusty crew on their secret South Pacific island HQ! THRILL! To the amazing aerial feats they … Continue reading Chapter 245: In Which Our Hero Plays A Crafty Game Of Cards, Befuddles A Vicar And Drinks Gin
The Highly Comedic, But Also Dramatic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Happy Hamsters
...co-starring her 2nd best friend, Annie Axlegrease The Doclopedia #17 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: El Tigre In the Mexican city of Durango, feline organized crime is rampant. Controlled by the mysterious Senior Jaguar, these bad cats are into everything from extortion to loansharking to murder for hire. The police are either on the payroll … Continue reading The Highly Comedic, But Also Dramatic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Seven Happy Hamsters
For My Next Trick, I’ll Need A Volunteer With A Lot Of Money Who Can Be Easily Confused
...and then, I'll make myself and the money vanish! The Doclopedia #16 Pulp Era Dogs & Cats: Spotty Jones Spotty Jones is a streetwise young pup and the leader of the Barker Street Irregulars, a group of young dogs who prowl the streets of London and often offer choice information to the Great Detective, … Continue reading For My Next Trick, I’ll Need A Volunteer With A Lot Of Money Who Can Be Easily Confused
The Blackberry Jelly That Ate Seattle
...an American International picture Preface: On another Earth, dogs and cats are at least as intelligent as we humans and prone to all the same virtues and faults. They can also make & use tools, despite lacking opposable thumbs. This week, we examine some of the more interesting canine & feline residents of the 1930's. … Continue reading The Blackberry Jelly That Ate Seattle
Dog Rice Is Darned Nice
...dogs will eat it more than twice. The Doclopedia #14 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Controls Just under the deadline, here is the final knife! Type of knife: Double Edged Dagger Magic level: Very High Intelligence: Genius The last blade that we'll look at is, in fact, the last enchanted knife … Continue reading Dog Rice Is Darned Nice
Spider & The California Kid Go To Washington
...Washington state, that is. On business, late at night. The Doclopedia #13 Our penultimate knife could put Bags of Holding out of business. Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Steals Type of knife: Folding Pocket Knife Magic level: High Intelligence: High One night, many decades ago, a thief crept through the window … Continue reading Spider & The California Kid Go To Washington
Despite Appearences, There Is No Subject Line Available Today
...we expect a fresh shipment tomorrow The Doclopedia #12 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Weakens This knife wants a piece of you. Type of knife: Fancy Dress Dagger Magic level: High Intelligence: Low The High Wizard Bendrado Carvenza is one of the most beloved and respected men in all of Trevendi. … Continue reading Despite Appearences, There Is No Subject Line Available Today
The Rare And Beautiful Butterfly Winged Skunk Of Potawango Island
...their spray smells like fresh baked peach pie The Doclopedia #11 Our blade today is very protective. Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Protects Type of knife: Large Bowie Type Magic level: Medium Intelligence: Average Another creation of Aloris and Haric Wendayle, this large knife (truename: Bilaindro) was designed to protect the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Butterfly Winged Skunk Of Potawango Island
Fried Gruntfish
...Yum Yum The Doclopedia #10 This is a beastly knife. Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Transforms Type of knife: Primitive stone knife Magic level: High Intelligence: Low Almost nothing is known about this knife other than it is several millenia old and may have come from the Dendulaa Plains area of … Continue reading Fried Gruntfish
Radar Chickens From Outer Space
...but the G-Men will stop them Note: This post did not make it up on Thursday due to my late schedule and a wanky internet connection. Expect the Friday entry to go up later today. The Doclopedia #9 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Curses This knife is cooking up trouble. … Continue reading Radar Chickens From Outer Space
One Fish, Two Fish, Girl Fish Blew Fish
...if Dr. Seuss rises from the dead and carries me to Hell, you'll know why. The Doclopedia #8 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Heals Our first knife does the opposite of what most knives do. Type of knife: Single edged dagger Magic level: Medium Intelligence: Low Of the seven knives … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Girl Fish Blew Fish
A Purple Worm, A Minotaur And A Xorn Walk Into A Bar
...and kill everyone in it before destroying the place The Doclopedia #7 We finish off the first week with a bit of toonishness. Islands of Adventure: Foogle Bird Island When it comes to the subject of Foogle Birds, everyone in the Tooniverse knows a few facts. 1: Every single Foogle Bird in the world is the … Continue reading A Purple Worm, A Minotaur And A Xorn Walk Into A Bar
I Fought The Law And The Law Kicked My Ass
...so later, I burned his house down The Doclopedia #6 Islands of Adventure: Sarvinia & Molkos The twin islands of Sarvinia and Molkos are located in the western portion of the Sea of Beasts, about 300 miles north of the Bodo Peninsula. Both islands are 48 miles long and 21 miles wide. They are separated … Continue reading I Fought The Law And The Law Kicked My Ass
Girls Gone Wilde
...I'm not sure if Oscar would be amused or confused The Doclopedia #5 Today, the newest island on Earth. Islands of Adventure: New Atlantis In the waning years of the 20th Century, humankind got several wake up calls telling them that global warming was coming and coming fast. A few mega hurricanes, a few years … Continue reading Girls Gone Wilde
My Other Dog Is A Hyenadon
...and he ain't laughing The Doclopedia #4 Life on this island is not what you might expect. Islands Of Adventure: Orc Island Roughly 200 years ago, shortly after the Purification Wars started winding down, thirty five thousand Orcs found themselves on the run from the great human empires of the west. Driven beyond the Mountains … Continue reading My Other Dog Is A Hyenadon
Big Pigs Dance Jigs
...and quite well, I'm told The Doclopedia #3 Islands Of Adventure: The Island Of Dr. Bogenbroom Of all the many villains that Doc Tempest has faced, Dr. Thaddeus Bogenbroom is one of the most deranged and dangerous. Long before the rest of the world ever dreamed of recombinant DNA research, he had discovered how to … Continue reading Big Pigs Dance Jigs
The 11 Things You Should Know About Jackalopes
...#5: they are all left handed The Doclopedia #2 Islands Of Adventure: Isla de los Muertos On an alternate Earth, it is the late 19th Century. Europe is divided up between England, Germany and Spain. The United States stretches from the Arctic Circle to South America. China includes Korea, Japan & part of Russia. … Continue reading The 11 Things You Should Know About Jackalopes
Gerbil Wars
...squeak, squeak! The Doclopedia #1 Islands Of Adventure: Duck Island One hundred and seventy five years ago, a group of 500 members of the Church of the Living God climbed aboard four ships and set out for a new life in what their leaders told them was an island paradise free from sin and … Continue reading Gerbil Wars
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