...starring Frankie Avalon, Annette Funicello and 43 cats Ok, folks, here is the final post for The Undead. Starting tomorrow: Altered (United) States. The Doclopedia #227 The Undead: Ragnar, The Ultimate Skeleton Ragnar was the most feared of all the Howling Horde. He stood 7'3" tall, was as strong as any 3 normal men and … Continue reading Surf Cats A-Go-Go
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Video Killed The Radio Star, The Movie Star, The Crooked Cop And The Reporter
...and ended up getting 4 back to back life sentences. The Doclopedia #226 The Undead: Buck Scales Back in 1986, Buck was at Daytona Bike Week when he met this cute little Cuban honey named Marita. She invited him back to her place and he took her up on it. Once they got there, it … Continue reading Video Killed The Radio Star, The Movie Star, The Crooked Cop And The Reporter
Three Good Girls On A Camping Trip
...oh yes, they were very good indeed The Doclopedia #225 The Undead: Ralph Houseman, Ghost On The Go Back in 1940, when he was a 25 year old newlywed, Ralph built one of those little "teardrop" trailers. He and his wife, Betty, used it for vacations to all parts of the U.S. Later, when the … Continue reading Three Good Girls On A Camping Trip
Vanilla Mice
...yeah, I wasn't even trying on that one (A note about the numbering here: Grace has informed me that I misnumbered twice some months ago, so this entry has been numbered to reflect that) The Doclopedia #224 The Undead: Nelly Foxworth, Grim Reaper Nelly died in London in 1901 at the tender age of 22. … Continue reading Vanilla Mice
Doc Tempest VS The Golden Destroyer
...from the June, 1958 issue Hey, kids, TWO Doclopedia posts today, so I can devote more time to writing tomorrow. The Doclopedia #220 The Undead: Zombie X As we all know, there have been 5 Zombie Risings, with the first occurring in 1957 and the most recent in 1998. It was during the last Rising … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Golden Destroyer
Bucky & Squint Get Lost In The Ozone
...while listening to Commander Cody Yo ho, Gentle Readers, it's the start of The Undead Week! The Doclopedia #219 The Undead: Bob Anderson, Vegetarian Vampire Bob is NOT a vegetarian. He does, however, have to feed on the blood of vegetarians. Vegan's blood is the best, but the blood of regular vegetarians is ok. Nothing … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Get Lost In The Ozone
Master Detective Miko And The Demon Monkey
...more fake anime Here's the final entry for Tiny Folk Week. Next theme: The Undead. The Doclopedia #218 Tiny Folk: Badiban Storyteller Nobody knows exactly how old Badiban Storyteller is, but most agree that he is at least 300 years old. That is pretty amazing, since the average Tiny Folk person only lives to about … Continue reading Master Detective Miko And The Demon Monkey
Walk Like A Carthaginian
...nope, doesn't have the same catchy sound WooHoo, Wednesday post is up way early! The Doclopedia #217 Tiny Folk: Ehdan Underbarn Ehdan and his clan, the Red Rooster Clan, have lived on the Yoder family farm for well over 150 years. While some of the clan live beneath the farmhouse, most of them live under … Continue reading Walk Like A Carthaginian
Tales Of Brave Ulysses S. Grant
...it's a reference to a song by Cream Here is Tuesday's Doclopedia post, late, but still on Tuesday. The Doclopedia #216 Tiny Folk: Zini Googler Zini has always been fascinated by the high tech gadgets of the Giant Folk. At first, her fellow Zoo Dweller Clan members thought she was a bit daft, but nowadays … Continue reading Tales Of Brave Ulysses S. Grant
Naughty Woodchucks Teased My Honeycreepers
...they called them wimps and wussies The Doclopedia #216 Tiny Folk: Darini Ratslayer When you're only 6 inches tall, lots of creatures want to kill you and eat you. Snakes, cats, dogs, rats, spiders, weasels...the list is long. That's why Darini and her Predator Scouts are there to kill or drive away these hungry creatures … Continue reading Naughty Woodchucks Teased My Honeycreepers
Booze, Broads, Bad Boys & Benjamins
...a neo-noir story The Doclopedia #215 Tiny Folk: Oba Finder Oba is one of the Tiny Folk that lives in a Giant Folk city. His clan, the North Park Clan, live on the north end of a large park on the edge of town. They make their homes underground, using building materials that they find … Continue reading Booze, Broads, Bad Boys & Benjamins
The Olive War Incident
...after which, our mothers actually breathed fire The Doclopedia #214 Tiny Folk: Captain Modan Wanderer Captain Modan Wanderer, a member of the White Rock Clan, is also the most legendary explorer of all the High Mountain Clans. He has traveled many hundreds of miles in his career and his maps have proven invaluable to the … Continue reading The Olive War Incident
Blue Oatmeal
...a colorful breakfast The Doclopedia #213 Tiny Folk: Shumi Mouseherder Shumi Mouseherder is a member of the Falling Leaf Clan. Her clan lives high in the mountains on the edge of a meadow. They have lived there for nearly 150 years. Like all of the Tiny Folk, Shumi is only 6 inches tall. Well, ok, … Continue reading Blue Oatmeal
The Rare And Beautiful Orange Tongued Swamp Turtle Of Potawango Island
...they hum operatic arias at night We end Lawmen Week with the cuddliest cop of them all. The Doclopedia #212 Lawmen: Detective Ted E. Bear At the Butte Valley Day Care & Pre-School, Ted E. Bear is the cop who gets the scum off of the street. Dolly hookers, action figure gangs, rowdy … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Orange Tongued Swamp Turtle Of Potawango Island
Turkeys In A Coal Mine
...we ran out of canaries The Doclopedia #211 Lawmen: Law Enforcement Unit 3-DR/44 "Wyatt Earp" When Our Glorious Robot Overlords took control of our planet, they realized that we needed efficient law enforcement. This is one such unit. 3-DR/44, or Wyatt Earp as the meat units know him, is the primary law enforcement robot in … Continue reading Turkeys In A Coal Mine
The Secret War Between Refrigerators & Ovens
...it's a very slow war, but full of vicious taunts Still playing catch up on the Doclopedia posts. I think these two bring me current or maybe one ahead. Winker is still hanging in there and mostly sleeping and mostly not eating on her own. The Doclopedia #209 Lawmen: Deputy Mark Lindale Deputy Lindale has … Continue reading The Secret War Between Refrigerators & Ovens
Spinning Straw Into Adamantium
...if Marvel had written the fairy tale The Doclopedia #208 Lawmen: Inspector Nick Douglas Nobody wants the Faerietown beat. Dealing with Pookas, Brownies, Elves, Gnomes, Sprites, Trolls and the dozens of other species of faerie that live there is enough to make a cop give up and become a farmer. Which is exactly why Nick … Continue reading Spinning Straw Into Adamantium
Chapter 386: In Which Our Hero Is Pursued By Greeks, Wins A Major Bet And Climbs Mount Danger
...he won 2,000 florins on that bet The Doclopedia #207 Lawmen: Marshall Bart McKain U.S. Marshall Bart McKain is about 90% of the law in Arizona Territory. Most local sheriffs are either cowards or crooks, so Bart has alot of bad guys to deal with. Pretty nice that he likes his work, eh? Bart is … Continue reading Chapter 386: In Which Our Hero Is Pursued By Greeks, Wins A Major Bet And Climbs Mount Danger
Here, Hold This Jackhammer For Me
...it was a TOON game, so things went badly for the holder . NOTE FROM THE FUTURE (November, 2019): I don't know why I didn't post about Winker sooner this month, but she really recovered well once the pills the vet prescribed kicked in. She was 90% her old sweet self and would live almost … Continue reading Here, Hold This Jackhammer For Me
Frog Newtons
...it's an accquired taste I've missed a couple of days doing Doclopedia entries, so here are five new ones on the theme of Locations, Locations, Locations! The Smells Like Toon Spirit theme got cut short, but the remainder of it will be added in when the whole thing goes into the website archive. The Doclopedia … Continue reading Frog Newtons
My Life Among The Insane Children
...all of whom I am related to by blood The Doclopedia #197 Smells Like Toon Spirit: The Headless Horse There are two very important things that you need to know about the ghostly equine known as the Headless Horse: He's really a very nice fellow and he does have a head. You see, because he's … Continue reading My Life Among The Insane Children
Dragon Pie
...first, you'll need a medium sized dragon The Doclopedia #196 Smells Like Toon Spirit: The Spirit In The Anvil Let's face it, in the cartoon universe, there are lots and lots of anvils. Anvils are the number one item to drop on an unsuspecting nitwit, ranking far ahead of the number two item, pianos. No … Continue reading Dragon Pie
Zany Salamanders Bothered My Dwarf Hamster
...he was off his feed for two days afterward The Doclopedia #195 Smells Like Toon Spirit: Grandma Gussie's Ghost Many cartoon grandmothers are sweet old ladies who bake cookies and have kitty cats and wouldn't harm a fly. Grandma Gussie is not one of them. She was a cantankerous old gal when she was alive … Continue reading Zany Salamanders Bothered My Dwarf Hamster
The 4 Things You Need To Know About Cupcake Gnomes
...#2: they pee vanilla extract The Doclopedia #193 Good Idea/Bad Idea: RoboPets Good Idea: Building sweet little robotic bunnies and kitties that behaved just like the real thing. Bad Idea: Building robotic pitbulls and wolverines. The Doclopedia #194 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Deflecting Trouble Good Idea: Deflecting that 1,000 foot wide meteor away from Chicago. Bad … Continue reading The 4 Things You Need To Know About Cupcake Gnomes
Mr. Porkwaffle Attends A Barroom Brawl
...just as an observer, mind you The Doclopedia #190 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Reanimating The Dead Good Idea: Using science to reactivate the dead tissue of a human being, so as to hold the secrets of life, death and immortality in your godlike hands! Bwahahahaha! Bad Idea: You reanimated your mother in law? Seriously, WTF? … Continue reading Mr. Porkwaffle Attends A Barroom Brawl
